Disclaimer: I am not Rick Riordan or George Lucas.

On Dantooine, with help from Tahiri and Lujayne, Ben alters his appearance, donning a pair of flash goggles and slicking back his red hair. After sticking a hydrospanner in his back pocket, he has Tahiri draw Aurebesh characters and images over his body.

Tahiri. What in the Empire are you thinking?

Ben. I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts. Just concentrate on moving that Adegan crystal. [to Lujayne] Lujayne. You ready?

Lujayne. Ready.

Taking a deep breath, Ben struts out toward Bror Jace and the Melodies, joined by Lujayne.

Ben. Ben is the best.

Lujayne. Ben is the best.

Ben. Yeah, baby. Check me out.

Lujayne. Check me out.

Ben. Make way for the king.

Lujayne. The king.

Ben. Bror is weak.

Lujayne. Weak.

The Melodies scatter in surprise as Ben and Lujayne pass. Ben waves a dismissive hand.

Ben. No autographs, girls. I know you want some Ben time. But I'm way too lubed. You better just hang around that ugly prat Bror He's lame.

Lujayne. Lame.

The Melodies exchange looks.

Inyri. What are you talking about?

Rhysati. You're lame.

Adjusting his flash goggles, Ben flexes his muscles, gathering the Melodies' attention.

Ben. You know how ugly Bror is? He's so ugly, when he was born his mother thought he was a backward Chironian: with equine shebs for a face.

The Melodies gasp, and Bror frowns.

You know why his bow has cobwebs? He uses it to hunt for dates. But he can't find one.

Rhysati laughs, then looks away in confusion.

Bror. [frowns] Who are you?

Ben. I'm the Prince of Light, man. I'm Ben Skywalker, Jedi Knight. And the ladies love a Jedi.

Lujayne. Love a Jedi.

Ben takes out a stylus and signs his name on Samoc's arm.

Ben. Bror is a loser. He's so weak, he can't lift a tissue. He's so lame, when you look up lame in the dictionary, it's got a holo of Bror Jace — only the image is so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

Bror knits his eyebrows and, distracted from the sheet of crystal, does not notice as Tahiri uses her power to sink it beneath the surface of Dantooine.

Bror. What are you talking about? I am amazing. Everyone knows this.

Ben. Amazing at being a laserbrain. If I were as much a laserbrain as you, I'd drown myself. Oh, wait. You already did that.

The Melodies start to laugh, which begins to irritate Bror.

That's right. Team Skywalker for the win.

Lujayne camouflages herself amongst the other Melodies.

Lujayne. Team Skywalker for the win.

Ben. Oh, my stars. I am so astral.

Lujayne. So astral.

Aril. He is funny.

Toryn. And cute, in a scrawny way.

Ben. Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new devilishly handsome. And I've got the scrawny. Bror - he's such a loser even the Netherworld didn't want him. He couldn't get the female spirits to date him.

Rhysati groans with displeasure, echoed by Lujayne.

Bror. Stop. [rises] This is not right. This being is obviously not astral, so he must be . . . [frowns in concentration] He must be tricking us.

Bror glances at the pool and notices that the sheet of Adegan crystal has sunk below Dantooine's surface.

The crystal mirror is gone. My reflection - give me back to me.

Toryn. Team Skywalker.

The other Melodies return their attention to Bror.

Bror. I'm the beautiful one. He's stolen my mirror. And I'm going to leave unless we get it back.

The Melodies gasp, and Inyri notices Tahiri's running while carrying the Adegan crystal.

Inyri. There. Get it back.

Lujayne. [reluctant] Get it back.

Bror. Yes. [draws his bow] The first one who gets that crystal, I will like you almost as much as I like me. I might even kiss you, right after I kiss my reflection.

Melodies. Oh, my stars.

Bror. And kill those demigods. They are not as lubed as me.

Ben flees, and upon catching up with her, he helps Tahiri carry the Adegan crystal. Meanwhile, they are pursued by Melodies, whose efforts are made difficult due carrying so much merchandise dedicated to Bror Jace and Lujayne's efforts at slowing them down.

Ben. Call Tikk.

Tahiri. Already did.

Ben and Tahiri reach the edge of the water, where they can see the Millennium Falcon in the distance. However, there is no way to get to it, and an angry mob of Melodies, led by Bror Jace, is catching up fast.

Ben. Oh, man. Straight-up fighting isn't my thing.

Using pyrokinesis, Ben creates a flame in the palm of his hand.

Tahiri. Hold the Adegan crystal. Get behind me.

Tahiri activates the azure blade of her lightsaber.

Lujayne. Get behind me.

Lujayne catches up to Ben and Tahiri, standing between them and the mob as if trying to shield them.

Ben. Lujayne? You're one brave being.

Lujayne. Brave being?

Ben. I'm proud to have you on Team Skywalker. If we survive this, you should forget Bror Jace.

Lujayne. Forget Bror?

Ben. You're way too good for him.

Bror's mob surrounds Ben, Tahiri, and Lujayne.

Bror. Trickery. They don't love me, girls. We all love me, don't we?

Melodies. Yes.

Toryn. Team Skywalker.

Bror. Kill them.

Enter Tikk, who knocks the Melodies aside as he speeds through the crowd.

Ben. I love this uvak.

Tahiri mounts the uvak and holds her hand out to Ben.

We can't leave Lujayne.

Lujayne. Leave Lujayne.

Lujayne smiles.

Ben. Why? You don't think you can still save Bror . . .

Lujayne. Save Bror.

Lujayne kisses Ben, then pushes him toward Tikk.

Tahiri. Ben. Come on.

Ben glances back and sees the Melodies' beginning to recover.

Ben. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Once Ben mounts the uvak, Tikk begins running.

Bror. Bring me back. Bring me back.

Tikk leaps into hyperspace, headed for the Falcon.

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