Mornings Are Boring- Deidara always used to have boring mornings.

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Deidara poked at his food. Pancakes with syrup coming down on it with berries and whatnot topping it. He poked at it once more. Why did he make this again? Oh yeah, he used to eat it all the time back in Stone. "Oi, you gonna eat that?" Hidan asked, walking into the kitchen.

Deidara shrugged. "I'm not going to give it to you." Hidan pouted.

"I could die of starvation with how you people treat me." Deidara sweat dropped.

"You're immortal." Hidan shrugged and stole one of Deidara's pancakes, syrup and all. Kakuzu walked in to see syrup dripping on the tile.

"Watch it Hidan. Tile costs money. Unless you want to be the new house maid for a month?" Hidan shuddered.

"No thank you. I vividly remember what you made Itachi do when he was house maid for a month." Kakuzu grinned like an evil apprentice.

"Please do not remind me." Itachi walked into the kitchen and gaped at Deidara's food. "Deidara, if you don't want to equate the rest, may I have it?" They all stared blankly.

"I don't even know what the hell you just said." Deidara growled. Kisame chuckled, walking in.

"He asked for your pancakes. How'd you not get that?" Kisame rose a brow, copying the Uchihas way of style.

"Ne, because we aren't all Itachi readers. Hm." Zetsu spoke as he walked in dragging a lifeless Tobi. They saw paper needles inside him and knew what happened.

"What did Tobi do to pissed Konan off this time?" Kakuzu aksed.

"He called me fat." Konan growled, walking in. Tobi awoke. "Tobi didn't! I just asked if you were gaining weight!" Konan glared and stuck more needles in him. Pain walked in and rolled his eyes.

"REALLY? Every time I come in here, there's blood somewhere!" Itachi blinked.

"Last time it was your blood." Pain groaned and-

"SHINRA TENSEI!" Itachi dodged swiftly and let it hit Deidara's pancakes, making them slap his face. Deidara sighed. So much for a calm boring morning.

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The Akatsuki ggang and their ways. Sorry for changing the story, I don't have enough time on my hands for 100 chapters. Maybe later on I'll add again. But I want this to be a completed story soon.

~SpaceIsTheLimit~

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"And what ever happened to Sasori?" Pain asked.

"He didn't agree with my art. So I put wood oil all over the floor before I left the room."

"That costs money!" Kakuzu glared and stared at Pain to do the honors. Pain nodded.

"SHINRA TENSEI!"