Rules 71 to 75


71. Though a good distraction, I shall not use light saber noises while I duel.

"Who-Who-Whosh-Whosh!" Percy said in a hush voice, as he twirled riptide in a quite creepy fashion.

Clarisse put her hands on her hips, and said, "What are you doing?"

While she was distracted, Percy sent a roundhouse kick to her face.


72. It is not wise to stand close to a Pegasus if you are going to compare him to a 'My Little Pony' toy.

"Hmm…" Travis scratched his chin. "Yes, Yes the hip structure is very alike. Hmm…."

"Yes, but the color of its fur is not as luminescent."

"They're both eggshell!"

"Florescent beige!"


73. Nor Chiron…

"The roots of the tail are very while conditioned."

"Very thick indeed."

"And the jaw so angular."

"And look at the well-designed structure in those legs!"


74. I Shall not question a son of Poseidon about their knowledge of Fish Triva.

Percy immediately snapped at Annabeth. "Hey, I Know over 200 kinds of fish."

Annabeth raised an eyebrow at him, and crossed her arms. "No you can't."

"Oh yes, I can."

"Do it!"

"Piper fish, Crill fish, Galour fish, Trout fish, Balliou, Grouper fish, Greenback-"

"What's the state fish of Hawaii?"

"humuhumunukunukuapua'a ! YEA BITCH!" (pronounced: hoo-moo-hoo-moo-noo-koo-noo-koo-auhp-oo-ah-ha)


75. on the topic of fish trivia,Don't try to argue to Athena kids that narwhals are under water unicorns, not dolphins.

"It's a type of unicorn!"

"No, it's part of the dolphin family!"

"Nuh-uh! It's part of the unicorn family!"


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