A/N: Hey guys, I'm back! If you missed the update in the last chapter, I had to go away for a week, and couldn't write any chapters at all. But, I'm back now, and I'm ready to write! For those of you that didn't know, Sakurai's (Director of the SSB series) birthday was a few days ago, on August 3! Super Smash Bros. wouldn't be what it is today without him! August 3 is also National Watermelon Day, and watermelon is my favorite! Anyways, as you may know, I included both Robin's in this story. It gets kind of annoying calling them "Boy Robin" and "Girl Robin", so I'm thinking of calling one of them something close to Robin, but different. any suggestions on whose name should be switched to what is appreciated! Let's get to the chapter!

Chapter 9: Meet The Robin's

"So, how are we gonna go about this?" Marth said, sipping his herbal tea. Today was Saturday, and the residents of the house were meeting in the kitchen to discuss their plans to get the Robins' different personalities.

"Why don't we bring one of them to the meeting tonight?" Ike asked.

"That's tonight? Whoa." Marth said.

"What's tonight?" The Robin's asked.

"Tonight Mario and some of the other smashers are holding a meeting to discuss what we, as a group, are getting Sakurai for his birthday. Mario, Peach, Pit, Kirby, and most of the Pokémon will be there." Ike said, pointing to the calendar. Tomorrow's date was circled, August 3, and the words "Boss's B-Day" was on it. Along with a picture of Link with the word "Loser" around his face. They paid no attention to it.

"I'll go!" The Robin's said, in unison.

"No. You're going." Marth pointed to the boy Robin, who was enjoying a tasty omelette (well, I assume it's tasty, but I wouldn't know). "And you…" he pointed to the Girl Robin.

"What do you want to do tonight?" Ike asked her.

She looked around the room. She saw a book shelf. Nope. She looked into Marth's room, which is usually never open, and saw a… makeup stand? Heck no. But she made a mental note to herself that he had one. Blackmail is important.

Anyways, her eyes finally rested on a pile of CD's and DVD's resting atop a giant flat screen TV. "What about I arrange a movie night with some other smashers? Right here."

"Great idea!" Marth said. "What kind of movies? We got action, adventure, romance, horror…" Marth was looking through the movies that he owned. As he was shuffling through them, Robin got a text message from Lucina. She looked at it, and laughed.

"What about Disney?" Robin asked.

"Oh, sure!" Marth said. "Everyone loves Disney! Some love it a little too much…" Ike snickered as Marth smirked at past memories.

"I can tell." Robin said, putting her phone away. "Who should come?" She asked.

"We'll just put a flyer for it on the Smasher's Notice Board." Ike said, letting out a giant belch which smelled like burnt eggs. Marth isn't the best cook.

"The what?" the boy Robin asked.

"Oh, right. The Smash Notice Board is a board in the middle of town where smashers and Nintendo officials can post things. It can be anything from an ad to their business, the fights for the day, and for events such as these," Marth said. "The notice board is electronic; you can view it and submit stuff from your phone. Here, let me show you." He took both of Robin's phones and showed them how to access it.

"Thanks!" They said, at the same time. The female Robin posted about the movie night on the notice board, and instantly got replies from multiple people, including Fox, King Dedede, and Rosalina. "This is neat!" She said, and started chatting with them over the phone.

"Uh oh…" Marth and Ike said as Robin laughed at the text messages she was receiving.

Ike and Robin (the boy one) were on their way to the stadium, where the meeting was supposed to take place. They entered the Stadium, and was met with Pit screaming at Pikachu.

"No! A giant balloon of his face is NOT what we're doing!" He said, pounding the table- Phoenix Wright style. Pikachu shrunk in his seat. "Do you know what's on the line here? This is my dad you're talking about here! We can't just give the guy who gave me my big break a balloon! It's… absurd! Just to think about!" Pikachu started to crawl into his chair even more.

"Pit!" Palutena said, smacking him on the head with her staff. "Stop it! you're getting way too into this!" Pit rubbed his head and looked into Pikachu's puppy eyes.

"Aww…" Pit said, petting Pikachu on the head, "I'm sorry." Pikachu nodded, smiled, and then let loose a thundershock right into his pelvic area. His quickly grabbed his angelic parts, crying out in pain. "I suppose I deserved that.." He said. He then sat down, and saw Robin and Ike trying to contain their laughter.

"Hey, guys!" Pit said, quickly regaining his quirky attitude. "Are you here for the meeting? Of course you are! Why else would you be here! Unless it's to get some of C. Falcon's chili dogs… Is that why you're here? For the dogs?"

"Uh… no." Robin said, sitting down. "We're here for the meeting. Besides, I heard from some people, or, animals, that they were a bit soggy."

"Great!" Mario said, walking up to them. "So, any ideas?" The meeting went on for hours. They had all sorts of ideas, from giant balloons of his face, to giant balloons of his whole body.

"What about a giant birthday cake?" Peach said, taking out her frying pan.

"Uh… no. We can't mail that to him!" Palutena said. "It would just come in as a giant package of mushy frosting!"

"But frosting's delicious!" Peach said. She received an glare from Palutena, and sulked back down into her seat.

"What about we send giant statues of some of us?" Ike said, raising his hand.

"That's a great idea! but, we can't send statues of all of us! Probably, like, two at the most. We still have to sculpt them." Mario said, taking out his notebook.

"Oh!" Pit said, flying (figuratively) out of his chair. "Me and Kirby should be them! We do represent his two biggest franchises. I mean, beside Smash, of course!"

"Sure." Mario said, adding that to his notebook. Pit cheered, only to be smacked by Palutena, again. "Do any of you know somebody that can chisel stone?" Mario looked around the room. Peach raised her hand. "Yes, Peach?"

"What about Link?" Peach said, staring off into the distance.

"What? He doesn't know a thing about chiseling." Mario said.

"Oh! You need someone who can chisel? I thought you needed someone with chiseled features." Peach blushed, and turned away. The room got silent. Mario facepalmed, as if his princess talking about the green clad swordsman was normal. Which it was.

"Do you…" Robin started to say. He was quickly hushed by Ike.

"It's complicated." Ike whispered. "Peach says she's with Mario, and she knows that Link has a thing for Zelda, but ever since the day that Mario was sick and Link saved her from Bowser instead… Things have been different between them." Peach overheard everything.

"Hey!" She said, throwing the pan at Ike. "Just because I think Link's cute doesn't mean I want him to be mine! I just admire him, that's all."

Ike was on the ground, clutching his stomach. Guess where the pan hit? "Point… taken." he said, collapsing on the ground.

"Note to self… Don't mess with Peach." Robin said, poking Ike with his book of tombs.

Everyone laughed, including Mario, and excluding Ike.

"Well, enough chatting!" Mario said, tapping on his notebook with his pencil. "Let's get to back to planning!"

"Ugh…" Robin said, looking at his unconscious friend. This was going to be a long night…

Meanwhile, at Casa De Fire Emblem (that's what they decided to call it), Robin (female) was getting everything ready for a night of movie watching. "Popcorn… check. Soda… check. Pizza… check. Soap? Definitely check. Well, looks like I'm ready for the Movie night!" she said, to herself.

She heard a knocking on the door, and opened it to see quite a group of Disney fans. King Dedede was there, dressed as Simba, Fox was on Dedede's mallet, dressed as Timon, and Rosalina was dressed as none other than Elsa. "Come on in…" Robin said, as the group quickly entered her house. They were chatting about the symbolism of Toy Story or something. She didn't care.

"So, welcome to my home! What do you think?" Robin said, spreading her arms.

"It's lovely!" King Dedede said, patting his belly and releasing a monstrous burp, resembling how he looked tonight. "You guys have a bathroom?"

"Uh… yeah. Down the hallway, second door on your left." Robin said. He left in a flash, leaving Fox, Rosalina, and Robin there sitting awkwardly. They all breathed an inward sigh on relief as they heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see none other than Link, and Zelda, roleplaying as Ariel and Eric, respectively. Yes, respectively. Lucina was with them as well, with a desperate look of disappointment on her face.

"..." Robin stood there, staring at Zelda with a short black wig and Link with a bra made of seashells. "...hi" She said. They waved.

"This is the Disney Movie night, right?" Zelda asked.

"Yup. This is definitely it." they entered the house.

As Lucina entered, she asked Robin, "...why?" Robin just shrugged as everyone started singing Under The Sea. This was going to be a long night…

At about midnight, Robin and Ike arrived home. They were exhausted from the long meeting of Pit and Mario arguing over how something should be done. They entered the house, and saw that Robin (Girl) was passed out on the couch, with all the lights turned off, and popcorn everywhere, while Pinocchio played quietly on the TV. When Ike and Robin entered, she woke up, screaming "Don't do that!"

"Don't do what?" Ike chucked.

"Sorry. Fox. Bearskin rug. Long story." She said, rubbing her eyes. "Well, it looks like everyone's finally asleep." She said.

Ike and Robin didn't even notice that there were other people there. They saw King Dedede passed out in their bathtub, with a lot of writing on his face, in permanent marker. Fox was passed out inside the mouth of the bearskin rug. Rosalina was on the floor, with a permanent marker in her hand. Link was nearby, with whipped cream all over his face. Lucina had her face deep in the popcorn bowl. Zelda was nowhere to be seen.

"Wow. Looks like quite the movie night." Robin said, poking at Link's face.

"How was your night?" Robin (girl) asked them.

"Well… at first it was… interesting." Ike said, stealing a glance in Link's direction. "but it all was downhill from there." Robin (boy) nodded.

"Well, something tells me that that's about to change…" Robin (girl) said, a sly smile forming on her lips. She screamed, "now!" and everyone moved at once. Link started smearing whipped cream all over them, Rosalina pelted them with her permanent marker, Fox wrapped them in the bear skin rug, Dedede grabbed the bath hose and sprayed them with water, Lucina threw popcorn into the whipped cream to make it stick, and Zelda came from nowhere, dressed as Sheik, and snapped a picture afterwards.

"What the…" They said after the assault was over. They opened their eyes to see the whole group high-fiving each other. "What just happened?"

"You just got pranked!" Fox yelled. He started howling, and the others started cheering. He then turned the TV on to see all the smashers in the Stadium on it, laughing at them.

"We just got the cherry on top for Mr. Sakurai's birthday present!" Zelda said, holding it up while humming the "da da da daaaaa!" theme. You all know which one I'm talking about.

"Really?" Robin said, trying to break free from the bearskin rug.

"Yup!" Someone said from the hallway. "And guess who planned it…" The voice stepped. The owner of the voice stepped into their view, and they saw none other than Marth!

"That's what you get for calling me a sissy!" Marth screamed, in a girlish tone. He flipped his hair, girlishly, and started singing "Go Marth, It's your birthday!" in a girlish way.

"What about me? I never called you anything!" Robin said, licking his lips. Mmm, whipped cream.

"Oh, you?" Marth said, taking off his tiara and spit shining it with his pocket glove, "you were just unfortunate enough to be in the crossfire." Robin sighed. Of course.

"Well, can you untie us?" Ike said, shaking the room with his struggling.

"I mean, I could…" Marth said, putting his hand on his chin. "But, I think it would be a better idea to leave you here! Goodnight!" They all left to go home and sleep, leaving them two in the darkness.

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"SAKURRRRRAAAAIIIIIIII!

Somewhere in the distance, a blue hedgehog shivered.

A/N: Whew, done! I wanted some segments in this chapter, as well as a lot of other segments in the story, to let you know what's going on, but also to give so much info that there is still some left for the reader to use their imagination to fill in the holes. I hope I accomplished it! If you want a full backstory to all of the "holes" that I left you to fill, ust let me know! I might make that another chapter! To all the people who have read all of my chapters thus far, thank you! And, please let me know what you guys think about the Robin's situation, as well as any other ideas for chapters! Feedback is always welcome! And all characters used in this story are owned by Nintendo and Disney. Until next chapter!