Nezu is not a bad teacher or anything, but DAMN. HE CAN RAMBLE! They invented summaries for a reason rat! I'm surprised he can deal with me for three classes. Actually, I think Nezu is the first person to have aggravated me in that way so good job rat, you made the impossible possible! Anyway, I'm finally free and I go to my final new class: Support. I'm excited because support is basically what I do. I enter the room and it's a technology wonderland. I have nothing compared to this room.

"Oh, you must be Izuku, correct?" I turn to my right to find Power-Loader approaching me. Power-Loader has an interesting costume. He has a huge helmet with gloves to compliment is quirk. He stands out well. Thank God he has a shirt on. I nod. " Well, before anything, I have to give you a safety test to make sure you will not get injured or explode the whole lab like a certain someone here." Power-Loader says as he increases his voice to make sure he is heard. Exploding the whole lab? That sounds like my type of person!

"Hold up, who is the person who explodes the lab?" I ask with a large smile on my face. Before the man can respond, a girl with bright pink hair dashes over to me.

"I am! Hi! I'm Hatsume Mei! Are you the new student?" She is a bit out there, but she matches my personality well.

"Yes, Izuku! Anyway, let me take this safety test first before we explode the building."

"Yeah! This is my kind of partner here!"

"NOOO?!"


Turns out, I'm really good at knowing the safety rules. However, I'm shit at following them.

Right now, it's free-time to do whatever we want and I quickly realized that Hatsume is the perfect help for me. I showed her my idea about the mobility gear and we quickly got set to work on that when she brought up another detail.

"Hey Izuku, how about we add something to your shoes so that in case you fall, you wont get hurt?"

"That would be immensely helpful. I actually want to add something else to my shoes. Is there any way to include something to help me jump higher? Maybe springs?"

"Oh yes, that is perfect! I have the perfect thing for you to add to your suit also for style and work!" I see Hatsume run over, going to a closet before pulling out a black leather jacket with a white-furred hood on the inside.

"Damn, stylish girl! I'm going to assume this is a basic. We can sew in hidden pockets on the inside, correct? Maybe a couple holders for throwing knives as well?"

"Yep! Except I think we should dye the fur green for style to match your bow tie."

"Alright! Let's do this!" Hatsume and I quickly set to work. Actually, I never worked with someone as easily as I'm with the girl. It's weird but cool. By the time lunch comes around, Power-Loader has to kick us out. Thankfully, there are only a couple more things that need to be done before my costume is temporarily complete.

I head to the cafeteria to find Uraraka and Iida after I grab my food, sitting down with them.

"What up, bitches?!" I say with a grin on my face. Iida, obviously, did not approve.

"Where have you been and what did you do to get yourself removed from class so long?!" Iida exclaims. I leaned over to dramatize the whole thing.

"Simple, past all the pop quizzes with perfect scores and you get out of all the classes and placed in a support class and become the rat's personal student!" Both of them look at me surprised.

Uraraka smiles, " I can't believe it! Seriously?"

"Oh, if only you knew the troubles! He's smart, and I can't outsmart the bear."

"You must be really smart then Izuku...not that you are good at showing it." Iida states.

"I know. I act stupid on purpose because they are less likely to kidnap a stupid person over a smart person to come up with their plans as they are too damn lazy to come up with." Iida sighs at my cursing. Seems like he is getting the point. I'm not going to stop cursing. As we're eating with me over-dramatizing everything, the alarms go off. Iida, thankfully, informs us what is going on.

"That is a level 3. That means someone broke into UA!" I can see this sea of children panicking as they run, trying to get out to evacuate. There is no way in hell I am sacrificing myself to that. I walked over to the window calmly, seeing it's just the damn reporters trying to get their asses. in.

"Guys, it's just reporters. And people say I cause problems. This is just madness." I respond with a blunt voice for once.

"We have to tell the students!" Uraraka says.

"Eh, I rather watch this pity party, but I can do this." I walk over on to a table, jumping on top and slamming my feet down, making as much noise as possible while screaming, "HEY! CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LOOK OVER HERE YOU DUMB FUCKS!" Thankfully, my voice is loud and the students face me quickly. My throat is sore, but I guess I have to inform them more, " IT'S JUST THE DAMN REPORTERS! YOU ARE TRAINING TO BE HEROES AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO? PATHETIC! EVERYONE CALMLY WALK TO CLASS WITHOUT KILLING ANYBODY!" I yell to the students, coughing after the whole sentence. They can feel my wrath. The students start going to class calmly as I get down from the table. Ignoring anything Uraraka and Iida have to say, I walk to a janitor's closet, grabbing a washrag with cleaning before walking back to the table I stood on and cleaning up. The two give me weird looks. "What? I'm not going to let the table stay dirty." Too bad my voice sounds like death itself.

"I...I am actually surprised you were willing to do that." Iida responds.

"I curse and I'm a cleaning addict as well. Let's just go." The three of us head to class and I'm for once quiet because my voice is killing me.


When we arrive, we are the last ones there and head to our seats. Well, Iida and Uraraka head to their seats. I, on the other hand, am going to do something that Shouta can't stop me from doing because he is not here. I go to the front of the class, facing them and I see scared looks on their faces.

"God damn, just because I have a voice doesn't mean you have to act like I kicked a kitten. Don't do that by the way or else I will go after you. I'm here to announce something else before Aizawa can tell me hell no. I'm withdrawing from class vice representative because I'm unwilling to deal with your asses and I'm replacing myself with Iida. Iida is more capable of this position than I will ever be because I would cause too much trouble anyway. Iida, don't make me fucking regret it. I'm just glad Momo is class representative or we would all be squashed by the rule book." This causes a couple chuckles as I head to my seat.

"Thank you very much, Izuku! You will not regret it!" Iida says, saluting to me. We wait for Shouta to come in to continue class.


"Izuku, let's go. We're heading to Nezu's office." Shouta tells me. It's the end of the school day and I was forced to stay after school because of Shouta. Now I am going to the principal's office? This is hell!

"I've done nothing wrong though!"

"It's to deal with the adoption, Izuku..." Oh... Hold up.

"Why is Nezu involved?"

"To make our lives easier."

"Alright then." We quickly arrive to the office, sitting down across from Nezu.

Nezu says, " So you are here to try and get custody of Izuku?"

"Temporary." Both the rat and Shouta look at me. I decided that I need to make up with my mom. Not right now of course or all hell is going to break loose. I want to give us both time to reflect. I know I'm a bastard child. I'm an idiot that doesn't treat my mom right. I get she's worried about my safety, but I need to show her I'm capable before going back to her. Going back now would just show I am weak. I do love her, even if I am terrible at expressing it.

"I can tell Aizawa and you didn't talk about this. Can you explain why?" Nezu asks. I'm nervous. I'm willing to admit that.

"Shouta will get temporary custody of me till after the Sports Festival. After that, I have to go back to mom. There were faults in our relationship on both sides. I'm a rebellious child not in the right state of mind. My mom is unsupportive of me and my passion to be a hero. I will not separate from my mother forever though. I don't want my family destroyed any more than it is. She is an amazing mom who worries too much. She is loving and caring, it's just hidden right now because of her brat of a son. I'm waiting till after the Sports Festival to prove to her and everyone else that I'm capable of taking care of myself and I can be as powerful as my peers. I have to break that first barrier in order to repair our trash relationship." There is silence for a moment. Nezu slices it through it quickly though.

"Aizawa, your thoughts?" Shouta sighs, looking up at me.

"I will support you if that is what you want. If it goes bad though, I'm pulling you back again, alright?" I nod, hiding my eyes with my long curly hair.

"I will set it up as such. I just need you two to sign here and it's official." Shouta and I sign quickly, Nezu dismissing us and we leave the office. I feel Shouta grab my shoulder, making me face him.

"Are you okay?" I can hear the worried tone in his voice. I snap out of the drab quickly, looking up with a smile to make him forget.

"Fine as dandy! I assume you have papers to grade?" I feel a smack upside my head, " OW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!"

"Settle down, problem child. It wasn't even that hard. You don't hide your emotions like that though. I will not question you now, but I will want answers later.

"Let's hope that the part of the script to reminds that is burnt."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Just head to the teacher's lounge and say out of trouble." Oh Shouta, you're so ignorant.


"Okay, so how do I keep a girl or guy interested in me after I tell them I'm quirkless without locking them in a sex dungeon?" I ask.

"Just let them go. You will find the right one eventually!" Nemuri replies.

I managed to find company in Nemuri, somebody I yet to have some alone time with so here we are! I have been asking for dating advice and so far I hate it! It takes too fucking long!

"Come on! That is going to take forever!"

"You could become a hoe!"

"Um, that is impossible when the greeting is, "Hi, what is your quirk?"! Besides, people consider me too cute to bang!"

"Make-over?" Now that might be worth considering.

"What kind?"

"Right now, you have a baby face. You need to work with that to make yourself look hot. Right now, that green mess is not doing it for you." I will admit, it's long. It needs to be cut.

"True."

"What are you two talking about?" I hear Shouta as he enters the room with Hizashi behind him.

"Oh! We were talking about me becoming a hoe!" I say with a huge smile. Hizashi and Nemuri break down laughing, and I hear a couple other teachers joining in or watching.

"Not in my house!"

"It won't be! It will be on the beach!"

"Izuku, you aren't going to be doing any one-night stands! Especially in public! I will put a dog collar if I have to!"

"If it makes you feel any better, I can date only guys so I don't get a girl preggers."

"I don't want you doing any of that!"

"Damn it." It takes a moment Hizashi and Nemuri to recover.

Hizashi says, " Dadzawa?" I burst out laughing. Shouta growls.

"Don't give him any ideas-" I cut him off.

"Dadzawa!"

"Dang it, Izuku!"