I was totally shopping with my totes mum, whose name is mum. Wait I mean mom, that s americna and that's kewl and modern. We were buyin sum totes new outfits. Now that I was a magical dragon princess I needed nice outfits, especially if I wos to defeet the totes eval shiftshaper, xxRektmemlord69xx. I put on an outfit, it wos my fav colour which is blue. I fink it accents my brite blue eyes and red herring nicely. I totally luked in the mirror.

"Luk, mum, I look so cute in this dress." I payed for the dress becos im nice and the ppl who worked at the shop wer also totes nice, unlike the elves at radient raiment. Thatts my frend Odahviing's fav shop. Unfortunately they are like supar rood to him becos hes a dragon and knocks fings ovar with him big tail. I sudden remembered that I wos also a dargon but it wos ok becos I cud shapeshift into a humen. My parents turnt me into a humen to proect me from eval dragons, but they didn't reelsie im rly cool so I cud defeat them with my like, totally powers.

I wondered where xxRektmemelord69xx mite live. I knew what game hed play – call of duty. I bort coll of duyt from the shop and installed it on my computer. I joined a game and heard a kid talk on the mictophone.

"ur all noobs," then he sed bad wurds but this fanfic is only rated K so I carnt say them. I luked at him username – it was xxRektmemelord69xx!

"Where do you live?" I asked.

"I live at 420 Rekt Street," he sed.

I quickly opened my totally map by pressing m. I luked for Rekt Street, I fownd it, it wos in a town. I flew to the town and arrived at xxRektmemelord69xx's house.

"You TRIVC KED ME!" I yelled anger.

"No I dident, he explaned. "Im only 8."

"8 is too young to play call of jury, it's very violence," I warninged.

"double-you-tee-eff, ur not my mum!" I wos shock.

"Don't say double-w-tea-eff, that's a bad word. Now, what wurd aren't you meant to say?"

"I'm not ment to say 'dubbel-ewe-t-shirt-eff."

Sudden I heard a loud gasp from the corridor inside him house. It wos him mum. "Are you saying bad words!? Youre grounded!" she angried.

"double-tee-oh (that stands for what the oblivion) you got me grounded! Now I carnt play corl of heavy duty batteries anymore!" he cried.

I wos glad xxRektmemelord69xx was defeeted, but I totally needed to find out… who was Vildreannaleena really? Sudden I remembered when I got in a soul gem… Azura's soul gem. Maybe… mabye my sowl got split in half. I wud have to do the Super Saiyan fusion dance! Just kidding, but I still thinked it cud be tru. I phoned my totes bf, Farkas, on my phone which is what you use for phoning ppl with.

"Farkass, I fink my totes sole got split into 2 totes peeps!" I totallied.

"Woahhh, no totes way!" he sed. "Hildreannaleena I have to ask you a question-"

Butt sudden I got distracted, there wos a myserteus object sittin on the grund.


I walked closer to the totally obkect, it wos speakin a myserious noise.

"Hildreannaleena, I am the orarcle."

"the oracle is my fav type of whale," I sed finkin of killer whales.

"Noooo, an oracle is a myserteorius being who can answer any question"

"Ohhhhhhhh," I sed, realisation.

"You can ask me but one question"

"hm,,,, ooh I know! How do I find the other half of my totes soul?" I wos gonna ask if my soul wos split in twain (sry I was in the latest shaekspear play at skewl, I get in all the productions because im cool, beautiful and a good singer), then I realised if I asked where the other half wos it wud make moar sense cos then if my soul wosent in 2 then shed go 'ur soul is not split in two'"

"yur other soul got abosoroped into a daedric blayde."

I gasped. I knew only one daydra… Amkatutbhazeekzil! I looked at my contacts and saw him. I quickly rung him up. He answered the phone, cryin becos him girlfriend, Megelieramberina had died of old age 120 years ago.

I drove my designer car Shadowmere to him house which was in the totally jungle of syrupdil.

I saw Amkatutaiufb, he had stop crying.

"Amkatutbhazeekzil, tell me abowt daedric wepons."

"Well, a daydric wepon is very power. It can absorotp a soul. I have a feelin that an eval daydra absoroped Megelieramberina soul!" at the menshun of her he bursed into tears. "Im probs wrong."

But I reckuned him was onto sumthin, so iwent into the jungle and looked for the ggohst of megrliebrmanina. But it wos nowhere to be find. There was but one explain…. Her soul got totes absorped!

I turnt arownd and saw…. A DAYEYDRA! He was a totes eval drmeora.

"Muahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" he giggled. "I will abosorpt ur soul too, then I will have the whole Hildreannalieramberina soul!"

I gasped… the other half of my soul was MEGELIERAMBERINA!?

He decided to reveal all his evil schemes to me because that's what villains do in totally stories like this. "I absorped Megelierambeirna's soul when she old. Then I use the soul to disguise as Vildreannaleena to kill you, but it dident work. But now I can totes kill u!"

Sudden a soul jump out of the sword… it was Megelieramberina! It wos time for an epic battel scene….


Megelriaberema grabed the eval daedria weapon and took out a big swurd, it was called the ashbringer (I didn't steel that name from another game, what are you talking abowt?' it was called the sassbringer fine copyrite ppl. She used her magical blade to totally DISTROY the eval daedra sword! The evil daedra looked shock, then sudden Amkatutbhazeekzil come out of him house and rush towards us.

"Jakotethakeziltik! U kitnapped my totes gf soul!" he anger STAB the other daedra but he wos too slow, Jakotethakeziltik had a hidden knife which he stabbed Amkatut with. Amkatut collapse on the ground, blood. Megelieramberina's face was greef-stricken. I totes got super anger, and lost control and turnt into a drargon! I breathed fire on him but he wos immune becos daedra. Instead, I cut him hed off with my claw. It fell off and him soul back to oblivion.

Megeleirbaermabin a was on the ground hold Amkatutbhazeekzil. He bleeding everywhere and wos ruining her designer gown, but she dident care becos she luvved him so much….. awww.

But it wos ok, Amkatut dident have to die because I had magical healing powers. I breathed the magicla healing fire on him and he magical all better.

But me and Meg looked at each othatr… if we fuse souls, who be our bf? Farkas or Amkatut?

But we didn't fus souls.


An: I am sorry for not write skyrim high for like 6 months! I was very busy, I had skewl. I dident expect that id finishe skewl b4 Hildreannaleena!

Now that I am finish school I will have to time to upload regularurly. I am thinking o fdoing serious fanfic… with spelling and grammar and stuff and a plotline that makes sense! What do you ppl think?