Next chapter is the last one yo!
The air around Ikebukuro started to change though within the next couple days, any tensions seemingly disappeared. Shizuo did get some effective stress relief in the form of Izaya after all, though even though rumors on the net about them were still running rampant as ever many people didn't believe it since Izaya was a non-believer in public displays of affection. The rumor Izaya got drunk too was on the web, but Shizuo ignored his phone entirely when it went off with an update or whatever from the website.
After all, Izaya was really trolling it too. He even made an argument with himself over whether they were together...then a second one over who would top in such a relationship. Shizuo needed a new phone... He got so annoyed with the constant beeping of his phone so he threw it as far as he could. It most likely broke on impact to whatever it hit…which oddly enough was in front of his lover. Izaya ended up cackling when the familiar phone smashed in front of him.
"Shizu-chan, really..." He sighed though he followed the trajectory to its source. He was having fun trying to sway followers to both his sides, but all good things must come to an end eventually. Plus when he started posting in the board that Mikado had put out requesting help on his love life the topic of Shizuo and Izaya was forgotten instantly then, as everyone dogged the country Dollars leader. Of course it was also too much for him to take, so Mikado ran away from the web and went to the park.
"Shizu-chan~!" Izaya called happily when he saw the blonde, "you broke your phone~!"
"It was annoying me," Shizuo crushed his cigarette when Izaya approached him, even though it was only half consumed.
"You should change your settings that way the dollars board won't ping at you for every post. Seriously, I've been trolling it all day~" He chuckled.
"I know," Shizuo grumbled, "but I could care less either way... Why do you mess with them anyway Izaya?"
"Hmm? It's fun! Besides, I can make excellent arguments as to whether we're together or not, and who's on top~!" He grinned cheekily. THEY both knew who was on top, but Shizuo hadn't posted. Shizuo never found reason to post, or anything like that, and he forgot his password.
"Shizu-chan, you don't even know your password do you? Pretty sad I do then, ne~? I sent you your invite you know~"
"You invited me to the Dollars?"
"Yup~! Actually, I invited most of the members..." He realized.
"And what does the leader think?" Shizuo chuckled, beginning to walk.
"Oh, he has no idea which Dollars members are me, or that I did that. I doubt he knows the two of us are even in the group...well, actually, everyone knows YOU are."
"Yeah, Celty too, then again she didn't try to hide it," Shizuo sighed; he could see a park come into view then. Izaya nodded once. He did notice Kida was there though.
"Kida-kun?" He shrugged. He didn't care what Kida was doing right now, but it might be fun to send him an invite too.
"That blonde kid?" Shizuo looked over too just when two arms wrapped around Kida's neck.
"Ah~! I knew they would hook up~! Isn't young love adorable~?" Izaya gushed a little...partly because he had helped them hook up.
"Those...two?" Shizuo blinked, "did you have anything to do with them?"
"Hmm, maybe a little, but just getting them to confess...I'm not nearly close enough to my true goals to manipulate emotions you know~"
"It worked with me," Shizuo chuckled, though Izaya hadn't been trying then...
"Yes, but I'm still not God, therefore not close to my goals,"
"Well, don't intervene with them too much, okay?" Shizuo smirked lightly, vaguely remembering a time when he was that innocent.
"Hmm? I hooked them up, why on earth would I break them up?" He asked, though it was something he did all the time.
"Because you like to mess with people," Shizuo knew that better than anyone.
"Mm, that's true...ah well, it's more fun to torture Anri with those two being together then it is to break them up, so I won't break them up," He shrugged.
"Don't go overboard, though," Shizuo sighed, "you might bite off more than you can chew."
"Gasp~! Shizu-chan, what are you implying?"
"Izaya, just focus on me," Shizuo sighed, making Izaya chuckle a little.
"I get distracted easily you know, good thing you're so interesting,"
"Damn good," Shizuo chuckled. "Let's leave them be... Oh, and leave this off the web for now."
"Hey, I'm a troll Shizu-chan! This is what I live for! Aw...fine," He scowled.
"Give them peace and quiet since they just found each other," Shizuo smirked at Izaya.
"Yeah, yeah, I'll keep my mouth shut," Izaya sighed…unless someone paid him, but he doubted they would.
"Good, I'll reward you~"
"Ooh, that sounds promising~" He purred. He didn't really care who knew about their relationship now...after all everyone would know someday. Shizuo didn't seem to care if the sky was pink or not... He loved Izaya, and did in fact reward him for not being a complete prick for once...
After leaving Tom one day following a long and annoying day of collecting money and scaring people-throwing a few-Shizuo headed home. He invited Izaya over for dinner too. Shizuo didn't make it far when something cut his cigarette in half as he was putting it to his lips to light up. The blade that was used apparently traveled along Shizuo's forearm too. She did this quickly and fled of course. She may be fast, but she was no mach for Shizuo's raw power.
Izaya was skipping his way to Shizuo's place when this had happened; the rumors about them had been confirmed by now anyways after they made out in public. Still, he arrived before Shizuo...that was unusual. Shizuo lit up the half a fag anyway, and continued on home, though he felt an odd pain in his arm. He didn't even notice the trail of blood he left. Izaya noticed when his boyfriend turned up though.
"Shizu-chan~! Hey...you're bleeding..."
"Oh, is that what it is?" Shizuo finally looked at his arm, "must have been that thing that cut my cigarette in half..." Izaya blinked and then shook his head.
"Honestly, are your nerve endings dead or something? Let's get you patched up," He had a sneaking suspicion as to what had wounded Shizuo, but he couldn't be sure either. It was also a matter of how Saika knew to attack Shizuo, which means she must have known that Kanra was the one to set Mikado and Kida up, and that Kanra is Izaya... Izaya fixed Shizuo's arm easily enough, it wasn't a deep wound or anything though he sighed softly.
"You really should pay more attention Shizu-chan," He grumbled. For now he would hope it was an isolated incident.
"Sorry, I guess I've learned to tune everything out..." It was how he coped with bitching idiots who can't be responsible with money, and if they bothered him too much that way, he snapped and threw them.
"Right...well, it's not serious, so you should be fine," Izaya smiled and kissed Shizuo's forehead lightly, "now, I believe we were going to have dinner~"
"Yeah, I hope you don't mind chicken..." Shizuo smiled, he had this all planned out for almost three days. He was impressed with himself even if no one was.
"Chicken's alright," He shrugged one shoulder.
"All right," Shizuo chuckled, but he ended up preparing it so the chicken looked like a vending machine, and the vegetables were inside them. Izaya laughed when he saw what Shizuo did with it. He did miss being chased by Shizuo too, but this was too funny.
"I love it~" He chuckled. He also knew now what he was dressing as for Halloween...
"Staying here tonight?"
"I think yes~" He said happily as he ate one of the can-vegetables from inside his vending machine chicken.
"Good, because I actually didn't plan on letting you leave," Shizuo smirked.
Izaya chuckled, "Then why ask?"
"To be polite," Shizuo said, and cleared away the empty plates soon enough.
"Shizu-chan, do I get dessert too~?" He asked teasingly.
"Look in the fridge," Shizuo chuckled. Dessert was a vending machine too, full of flavored condoms. Izaya hopped up and grinned when he saw it. Then he looked at what flavors there were to pick from.
"Have as many as you want~" Shizuo smirked
"Hmmm, but they all sound tasty~! I think I know what flavor I like the best though,"
Shizuo leaned against the counter, "Oh? Which one?" It was Izaya's turn to smirk and he closed the refrigerator.
"Natural," He purred as he stalked over to his lover. Shizuo chuckled, snaking a hand down Izaya's hip the moment he was close enough and kissed him. Izaya purred but then he pulled away and moved down to his knees and opened Shizuo's pants. Shizuo smirked watching Izaya, everything he did was simply stunning and it attracted the blonde even more.
Izaya nuzzled the still soft flesh but he began to knead Shizuo's dick with one hand to harden him up. It didn't take much more, and Shizuo got hard fast, shuddering with pleasure and excitement Izaya purred when he saw Shizuo getting aroused before finally licking the head of his erection teasingly a couple of times and then taking him in his mouth. Shizuo held back, slightly, but did thrust into Izaya's mouth a little with a groan of pleasure. Not enough to surprise him too much though and soon Izaya was bobbing his head rhythmically, his tongue working to reach every inch his lips could cover, giving the occasional hum of delight.
"Izaya... So good," Shizuo was surprised, and it was in his voice, but he was pleased just as much. Izaya had never done this before and to hear Shizuo was enjoying this...he decided to try one last thing and relaxed his gag reflex enough to move all the way down and engulf Shizuo completely in his mouth but he didn't manage it for long.
"NN~" Shizuo shuddered and gasped at that though, "Damnit Izaya, I almost came..." Izaya gave him a teasing look. Knowing Shizuo, the blonde would be hard in no time if he came like this, once was never enough for him after all. He managed to deep throat him again with another satisfied hum when he pulled back again.
"Izaya!" That did it too, for Izaya's first time... DAMN... Shizuo will NEVER let go of him now... The blonde shuddered and came in Izaya's mouth. Izaya swallowed it eagerly finding he rather enjoyed the taste Shizuo had, licking his lips as he pulled away.
"Yum~" He purred.
"More?" Shizuo already knew the answer and Izaya grinned at that.
"Well, you wouldn't want to leave me all horny like this now, would you?" Izaya was cursing whoever decided pants should only be comfortable when a guy wasn't turned on.
"I still have to have my dessert you know," Shizuo chuckled, and then pulled Izaya up and took him to the bed. Izaya purred, nipping at Shizuo's neck on the way there. Shizuo set him down and stripped Izaya in record time, smirking at what he found too, before diving down and took Izaya into his mouth.
"Nnn~! Ah!" He shivered in delight at the feeling and tried hard not to thrust into Shizuo's mouth. Shizuo wouldn't mind or care if he did, and licked at the hardness expertly. True enough too, Shizuo was hard again in no time, especially with sucking Izaya off. He rubbed and teased the informant's entrance though and it made Izaya squirm and buck uncontrollably with so much stimulation. Still, he wanted more.
"Nnn...Shizu-chan, give it to me~?" He whined softly.
"I'm having dessert," Shizuo stated though, with some childishness to it as he wedged two fingers inside Izaya. Izaya groaned and spread his legs for Shizuo easily.
"Haah~! I'm gonna c-come," He moaned next, one hand tangling in Shizuo's hair. There was no complaining from Shizuo, though he pulled off then and pulled his fingers out. He gripped the base of Izaya's throbbing cock to stop his release.
"Not yet, I want to be in you for that." Izaya whined and wiggled his hips in need when Shizuo did and said this.
"Th-then what are you waiting for?"
"To hear your voice," Shizuo grinned lovingly and then lubed himself up before thrusting into Izaya quickly.
"AH~!" He nearly came with just that, hell he would have if Shizuo wasn't stopping him from coming.
"You're so tight Izaya~" Shizuo shuddered, moving steadily immediately.
"Nn~! Ah! Sh-Shizuo~! Mm! G-GOD! L-let me come~!" He whined.
"Why? It feels amazing inside you like this," Shizuo smirked and Izaya groaned and bucked his hips in an attempt to get Shizuo's hand to release him, but he knew it wouldn't work.
"Ah~! Oh~!" He had just resorted to begging too...what more could this brute ask of him? That only made it tighten if anything... Shizuo smirked seeing the desperation on Izaya's face as it brought him closer to his own release. Izaya rolled his hips and whined in need, his face flushed.
"Mmn~! P-please~!" It almost hurt how badly he needed his release now.
"Y-Yeah," Shizuo strained hard too, this was almost too much for him, and he released Izaya's dick before moving swiftly to bring his lover to release. Izaya came harder then he ever had too, his vision going white from the intensity of it as his release splattered messily onto their abdomens. Shizuo's followed quickly, shooting into Izaya hotly before he collapsed onto the informant.
"Mmmnn~" Izaya wrapped his arms around Shizuo happily.
"Mhmm~ I love you Izaya~" Shizuo grinned but Izaya hated it when Shizuo said that. He knew he was supposed to say the same, he knew he felt the same...he just didn't feel like declaring Shizuo as his forever yet. He wasn't that sure of these feelings, especially since he hadn't felt them for that long. Though it hurt not to hear them returned, Shizuo was patient...hell he'd have to be, and knew Izaya would say them one day for sure...
It took a little less than a month for Shizuo's arm to heal, and Ikebukuro's new slogan might need to be changed to the 'City of Love'. After all Izaya was in a generous mood lately and as such he was hooking people up rather then destroying their lives. Even Kida was less afraid of Izaya...though still wary and that was probably a good thing to be fair. It was a shock too when Celty wore a dress on a date with Shinra, even if Shinra didn't want people to look at her.
"Celty~! Very sexy~!" Izaya whistled at her too, just to tease Shinra a little.
"See I told you not to wear it!" Shinra pouted like a little kid. Izaya chuckled at Shinra's reaction, unable to resist the rising urge to troll.
"Ne Shinra~! You should love all the attention she's getting~! Means you're dating a total hottie!" He really hoped Shizuo wasn't nearby. He knew his boyfriend would be really jealous if he could hear Izaya calling Celty hot when he couldn't even do the same for Shizuo.
"Don't say that! I don't want other people to know!" Shinra gaped in a panic.
"Whaaa~aaaat~? Celty! Shinra doesn't want others to know he's lucky enough to land such a curvaceous babe~!" He really couldn't resist the trolling now! Shinra was too easy.
"Celty don't listen to him!" Shinra panicked more now.
"Oh? Shinra, you don't WANT Celty to know how amazingly stunning she is? Or how she could have any guy she wants and how you know you're the luckiest man on earth because she'll even give you the time of day~?"
"Yes, wait-no! Ah, C-Celty!" Shinra was almost in tears.
"Izaya-kun stop being so mean," Shizuo sighed, coming up behind Izaya.
He chuckled, "You're too easy Shinra~! But Celty-san, you really do look good in that~"
"I agree, Celty..." Shizuo nodded at the odd couple.
"Shizu-chan~!" Izaya released Celty -whose arm he had been holding- to latch onto Shizuo's happily. Shinra was obviously relieved at that, and Shizuo held back a laugh as he took his lover away from the doctor and Dulluhan.
"Why are you so mean to people Izaya?"
"I love people~! I love them so much I want to see them in all kinds of situations! That, and Shinra's fun to tease,"
"Favoritism," Shizuo chuckled, as he walked with his lover.
"Ne Shizu-chan~ Shinra is still one of my humans!" He nodded, nuzzling Shizuo's arm. He was so happy it had healed up so well.
"I'm not?" The blonde teased him for once.
"Nope," He said, only realizing Shizuo might misinterpret that after the fact. Shizuo frowned; he knew Izaya liked to mess with people... But he just hoped for the day that Izaya would love him more than his hobby.
Seliphra: Fear not, he will say them three little words.
Izaya: Next is the last chapter so review if you ever want to see it!
Shizuo: Given how much sex she has provided so far in this story she deserves a couple, doesn't she?
Seliphra: Yes! Then again, Llama and I do love to write lemons...
