an: if u hav sumthing men 2 say DNT DAY IT RETARDS k. u pplz jus say the same thin over and ovder agin and its stipud so STOP okay.

now her is the rest of mty stoy!

AN: If you have something mean to say DON'T SAY IT RETARDS ok. You people say the same thing over and over again and it's stupid. So stop okay.

Now, here is the rest of my story!

Xoxofx Eh? What's that supposed to be?

i wok uyp the next day erly after the conert. it was a tueday Well, I thought it was Friday. and so i had potons forst. so went dwn 2 the dumons an tok a set in the bac of class with rose. Another mention of Rose.

"hi wher where u yeterday" she said 2 bme she finally notices that her friend is missing? When she's come back? Is it just me, or does that shout that something is wrong here?

"il tel u abut it latr" i said bac2 her aren't you in her dorm? Couldn't you have told her then?

"k" she sad bac 2 me you're so intelligent.

then al of a sudon snape cam in and told us ll 2 stfu. Well, it's not that teacherly, is it? And Snape's style is more to put you down until you make mistakes, and then put you down further. Snape's got it down to an art. You're attempt is pathetic.

"stfu idiots" didn't he already say that? he sdared to us. evry1 stf afte he sad tht. Wait, so if he said "stuff you" then that sentence should say "everyone stuffed after he said that." Oh my god. he loked very angery and mad. rose and i imedately stoed taking becuz we new wev b in big truble if we ddnt stop talking. Never. the clas was silnt an d we al waited 4 snape 2 talk agin.

"so 2day i hav news" he said an he lokaed vry mad abut sumthing. I wonder what it is? Good news for Tay? Or bad? Please be bad...

"we hav a new studnt tih us/" Oh god, more Mary Sues! Or Gary Stus...he said 2 us al and he loked evn masder.

"who"evry1 was sraying. If I got told to shut up by Snape, I would. Especially is there was a prize...snape gav us a lok tht told us top stfu or hed kil us. Nah, he'd only give you detention.

"ron weaslrey" WHAT? WHY NOT JUST LET HIM GO IN NORMALLY? HE'S USUALLY A STUDENT YOU STUPID GIRL! he said an them pertnded 2 thro up in2 the garbag can nct 2 him. Are you sure he's pretending? I would be after looking at you for too long.

"omg!" i scarmed Seems everyone likes doing that...Maybe I should try it...Nah. jst as reon cam in2 thea calsrom.

"hi tya!" i yeled 2 me I yelled to me. What. The. HELL? and rawn over 2 met me and st dwn next 2 me.

"wat r u doing her?" i aked ron. What are you doing her? Eh?

"STUF RETAREDTS!" snape scarmmed. "u pplz r fciung retaresded!" If this was real, he'd be fired. Luckily, we're not all 'emo' and 'hawt' and 'coot', and hopefully, 'Tya' is dead. he scared again. evry1 shu up after tht and we went along with the erest of teh clas becuz we new wed b in truble if we taked 4 the rest of eteh clase so we didt tak until after the clsas. How many times can you fit 'In the class' into one sentence? Many, apparently. when the class was ovr we went ont in2 the halway and i kiswed ron. He pushed me off and said, "eugh, where's my mouthwash?" like a certain groovy, funky, awesome orange (ME, in case you didn't get it. Reviews are worship. WORSHIP ME!).

"OMG WHY R U A SLSITHRIN NOW?" i sacrmed and kised him agin.

"becuz i culdnt b awy frm u durng the nites and stuff!" You managed up until this year... ron said 2 me nd hten HE kised ME! SO WHAT?

"omg i am so excited!" i scaremd Stop scareming!

"so way do we hav next?" ron said 2 me fater we finshed kissing in the hal ugh, get a room.

" we hav creturs next!'i saiads 2 ron so we ewnt 2gethr ad walked 2 hargids What is it with people not being able to spell Hagrid? He deserves a bloody DRAGON for putting up with this. hut in the outide of the schol. hagrid Oh my god, it was spelt right...*faints* was ther and e was wtih this hors with wins.

"hi haggrid! Oh, the poor bloke's back to having his name spelt wrong. "i sad 2 him and he wavd bac 2 me

"hi tay an ron" he said 2 me and ron.

"wat do u hav her?" i said 2 haggrsid How the hell did you get that out of Hagrid?

"a hilopgrit" he sad ac 2 me adn ron Oh, fascinating! The Hilopgrit is the distant cousin of the Hippogriff, they are said to enter a story only when it is the grips of a Mary Sue. When threatened, a Hilopgrit is said to kill whatever possible, and can even destroy stories. Fortunately, only the worst Mary Sue stories get one.

Like my Care Of Magical Creatures (or Hair of Magical Magic Creatures as uneducated, seventh year 'gottik' people call it) Professor impression?

"cool' ron said 2 ahgrgid.

so thn 4 the nxt clas we did stuf with hagrid dn lerned how 2 proply care 4 the anmal and stuf lik eth. In a CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES CLASS? NO WAY! the clss ende in n hur. Never.

"tht was a god clas" It may have been good, but I don't think it's God. i said 2 ron

"yea" he said bac 2 me

so thn me and ron awked 2 the slitherin commum rom 2gthr.

"im so hapy ur a slitherin now" i said 2 ron "because, as a Mary Sue, my feelings come first."

"me2" he asid bac 2 me I wouldn't be. And what of Molly and Arthur's reaction to this?

thne we kised 4 a while. plz stared at us agbut i dfint mina it was k with me. just whn me and on wher going 2 gos bnac 2 my bd rose ran in. Here we go again...

"OMG! RON ASDN TAY UB 2 HAV 2 COM HER!" Why?

2 b contninued! )tell me wat u think) It's crappy. And fun to make fun of. That is all.

Please review! Lots of Love, the Professor of Care of Magical Creatures, Professor funky xxxxxxxx