9. Why the Janitor was there

The Janitor was minding his own business. He was working. The penny around his neck was swinging. He's still trying to get JD to admit for dropping the penny when he told him not to. He pushed his cleaning cart around the corner and saw JD talking to Turk. He slid his cart to a stop beside him and grabbed the penny dangling around his neck out.

He started walking up to JD, who was still talking to Turk. When he reached them he opened his mouth and then suddenly he disappeared.

He reappeared in the cleaner's room when a Japanese cleaner was just about to walk out of it, jumped when the Janitor snapped, "Admit it!"

For a moment, the Janitor was disoriented and when he realised where he was, he said, "oh, great Jack! You can't think of anything else funny so you decided to bring me into this piece of writing that you have the nerve to call a story. Great! I'm in Japan, in a whole other universe. How do you suppose I'll understand what these Japanese people are talking about?"

The Japanese janitor stuttered, "I-I can u-u-under-understand you"

The Janitor looked at him. "Oh, this can work." He walked up to the Japanese janitor and said, "give me that!" before snatching the cleaning cart from the bewildered Japanese janitor.


The Doctor looked at the Janitor, "oh, I've got it now."

"Get what?" the Janitor asked, "finally why you are in this sad example of a story? How to get me out of here? Why I'm here in the first place?"

"When I somehow came to this parallel universe, it must have cracked the whole barrier that separates different parallel universes. So you were just unlucky enough to be in the same spot that a crack appeared in." The Doctor explained. L, Light and Ryuk were listening in.

"So you're telling me he's from another different universe than both of us?" Light asked.

"Didn't you listen to me? You guys are not real! Jackasniceguy just thought it would be fun to make a "comedy" with the two different storylines together! And because he was running out of jokes, he decided to bring me in!" The Janitor complained.

"This is getting ridiculously funny." Ryuk said.

"How so?" L looked up at him.

"Well, we were still looking for Kira before the Doctor came, and since then, we've spent about two weeks watching each other's tv shows and now a different person from a whole different universe has come as well" Ryuk explained.

"Are you guys deaf or-"

Oh, yes. Let's go while the Doctor is talking to this Janitor and see what we can do about catching Kira." L said.

"What?" The Janitor asked. "Look at it this way. I know who Kira is, do you want me to tell you?"

The Doctor froze. "No, I don't think that's the brightest idea."

"Why not?" the Janitor asked.

"Because it will muck up this timeline's flow." The Doctor explained, getting agitated.

"Yeah, and you haven't done enough already?" the Janitor said, also getting agitated.

"Hmm, guys, last night was the screening of the first episode of Doctor Who with the 11th Doctor. Wanna watch?" L said.

"Ok!" The Doctor said as he stood up quickly.

"Wh-wh-what?" The Janitor asked. "Do I need to watch too?"

"If you want." L said. They all walked out of the room, leaving the Janitor by himself. He sighed, "this is just getting stupidly outrageous."

He looked straight out of the screen, "and you...there are tonnes other-better stories-no, comedies-than this one on FanFiction. Why are you reading this one?"

He then walked out of the room, leaving the cleaning cart behind, to watch Doctor Who with the others.


Hmm, I liked this one. More dialogue than usual too. Hope you like this one. Also, review! I like reviews.