Chapter 9: Showdown
Comments on the reviews
AgostoProductions: Indeed
Guest 1: No it's not
Funnybot: You forgot Scott Malkinson
Guest 2: Thanks and soon, Lola will
Stendy: If you think so...
Guest 3: Why not?
Luli: Wow...
Guest 4 & 6: Hmmm...
Guest 5: You'll find out soon enough...
Guest 7: I have something else in mind regarding these two
Guest 8: Kiss with tongue? Nope. Unless they do French kiss
Lp & Princess Let me think about it...
Hu: That's cute
Guest 9: Yes, they fight for Wendy but I have something planned...
Guest 10: You'll find out once you read the chapter
Guest 11, 16 & Tweexer: Right here
Guest 12: Next chapter
Guest 13: Sorry, your reference is inaccurate. I can't find it
Guest 14: Yes and it's done
Guest 15: Okay...
1001: Why didn't I think of that...
Lols: Not in a state. Somewhere in Southeast Asia
Panic: Chill. Here's the update
Lila: Ouch...
Broli: Nope. But soon...
Guest 17: How predictable...
Blup: Well...that may happen in the next chapter but with a bit of difference from yours
Donald Trump: Just wait Mr President(LOL! I know it's a joke!), in a few chapters or so, the story rating may change and that's where it begins!
The next day, all reported for work.
In the bookstore, "I wonder about the fight tonight?" Red asked Allie.
"Beats me. When we first met Ryder, he was well-built. I don't know if Stan can take him down." Allie replied.
While they're chatting, Kevin is at the counter with the owner of the bookstore and they're watching a gang fight outside the shop. From there, they can see 2 gangs armed with thin, metal pipes, crowbars and metal rods clashing against each other.
"So Marvin, who's fighting?" asked Kevin.
"The ones wearing Chinese zhongshan jackets are the Ravaging Tigers and the ones that have bald heads and the ones wearing denim jackets are the Turnbull DC's." Marvin explained. (The Ravaging Tigers are a parody of the Asian gang, The Savage Huns and the Turnbull DC's are a parody of the Turnbull AC's. Both gangs are from the same 1979 movie)
"That's some gang fight. Want some popcorn?" asked Kevin.
"Sure. While killing time in the bookstore and hope that the fight is over so that many can drop by and check out the place." said Marvin as Kevin took out a box full of hot buttered popcorn and they started crunching on the snack while watching the gang fight that has become more bloody and violent.
In Island Creamery...
"Whatever happens during the fight, I can tell it's not going to be pleasant." said Annie as she served ice cream to some people.
"The fight will sound hella brutal." said Bebe as she scooped some ice cream for a little boy.
Beside them, "You think Stan can handle himself?" Lola asked Jenny as she packed an ice cream cake in a box.
"He'll be alright. Back in high school, he fought many guys who tried to hit on Wendy. He never runs away from a fight." answered Jenny as she packed 2 tubs of ice cream and packed them in a plastic bag. She then gave it to the customer who ordered it.
In Starbucks...
"GAH! I'm so worried!" Tweek exclaimed.
"Chillax Tweek. We all know what's gonna happen but seriously, I've been wanting to see Stan beat the shit out of that Ryder asshole." said Craig.
"Boy, I hope he's ready." said Scott.
"Stop worrying like a bunch of pussies. Now we got work to do." said Craig as a customer gave his order and, "Tweek, get some latte ready!"
In the Mexican restaurant...
"What time is the fight?" asked Nichole.
"Should be night time. Funny thing is, the time is not given." Token replied as they are called by some customers and they split up and attended to them.
Later back at the villa...
Stan is in the gym working out. Kyle, Butters and Clyde ware keeping track of him as the song, 'You're the Best' by John 'Bean' Esposito plays via Kyle's phone. "Dudes. He's lifting weights real fast." said Clyde.
"No sweat. He's getting ready to beat the shit out of Ryder. Right fellas?" asked Butters
"Yeah. And Stan, try not to overwork yourself dude." Kyle reminded him as Stan stopped to take a break as Kenny gave him a bottle of water. After drinking half of it, "So...you ready?" asked Kyle.
"A little more..." Stan replied as he went to another area and lifted more weights.
Downstairs...
"You'll be alright Wendy, Stan will beat the shit out of your ex." Bebe assured to her. "Yeah. Like the time back in high school, Gregory tried to force you into him but Stan saved you and smashed that bastard brutally." said Red. "Oh wow. I remember that incident. He was smashing his face on the lockers repeatedly." Nichole exclaimed.
"I'm not so sure. Ryder was known to be in every sports team in the college I was in." said Wendy. "Stan must not underestimate him."
While they're having their discussion, at the basement, "Hey Esther, see if you can sink the 4 ball in this pocket. You'll get 50 bucks from me if you do so." Craig made a bet and, "Challenge accepted." Esther lined her shot. Millie and Tweek are watching this. Once she's ready, Esther took the shot, "THOK!"
The cue ball hit a bump and slight shot the 4 ball that rolled slowly and, "PLOONK!"
"Shit..." Craig said nothing after that. "Cough it up Craig!" Esther ordered as Craig silently took out 50 dollars and Esther took it. "My turn!" Tweek then lined his shot and shot the 14 ball into a pocket. "Oh yeah. the 8 ball is all that it's left." said Millie as she lined her shot. Then, "THOK!"
"PLOONK!"
"SHIT!" Craig did not expect that. "C'mon Craig. It's just a game." Tweek told him. "We were so close to winning...oh well, great game girls." said Craig positively.
"Thanks." Esther replied as she and Craig shook hands and likewise, Tweek and Millie.
Meanwhile...
After work, Kenny decided to ride around downtown for a while just to enjoy himself and impress some chicks his sleek ride. However, he never met any and right now, he just exited Burger King after eating 2 double BBQ turkey bacon cheeseburgers with large fries and a large coke for dinner.
After that, he rode around some more when, "Is that Ryder? With another girl?" Kenny noticed. He watched as they entered some apartment. With caution, Kenny rode his bike near the place and parked it there.
With that, he headed to the apartment but first, he headed to the alley and hid in the shadows.
Then after a few minutes, he emerged as, "I am Mysterion. One with the shadows and the night. Guardian of South Park. Now, guardian of Malibu, California. My calling has come and I am summoned for a sole purpose for this city." (Is this how heroes describe themselves? Hmmm...)
For some time in high school, Kenny did some secret training from a few of the school staff and outside who had experience in combat. He learnt and honed his skills in Kung Fu and it's Shaolin counterpart, Tai Chi, Wushu, Wing Chun, Jeet Kune Do, Karate, Aikido, Judo, Taekwondo, various ninja arts and jitsus, Muay Thai, Kickboxing, Bare-Knuckle Boxing, Savate and many more. Plus, he learnt how to use parkour.
After graduation since his family can't afford to have him go to college, Kenny decided to use his skills and reuse his mantle as Mysterion. During the 3 years in South Park, Mysterion applied all the martial arts he learnt and fought crime. He once used a handgun before. Now, he doesn't. Instead, he equipped himself with shurikens (which he used before when he first bought it at the market in that episode) and crafted new weapons and gadgets like a grapple gun, gauntlets with retractable wrist blades and his very own explosive charges which are disc-shaped and have a question mark on top of it.
For his costume, he grew over it so he made a new one. It was the same design as the old one but with new features like an utility belt that he crafted by himself, a new cape that has been fitted with sharp edges capable of cutting even through massive steel implements and finally, spiked boots.
All this was crafted and created by Kenny himself because he watched too much DC Comics shows and movies.
So back to the scene, Mysterion looked up and used his grapple gun to get up high. The claw attached itself onto a wall and he scaled up high.
Once he reached the claw where it attached itself, he heard something. "Sounds...mysterious..." He thought. He got onto a balcony and opened the sliding door quietly. He went inside a bedroom and heard the door. Quickly, he hid inside a closet and then, took a peek.
He can see Ryder and a hot girl getting onto a bed and then, heard them talk about something which made Mysterion shocked.
Back at the villa...
It's now 9pm and yet, Ryder hasn't showed up. "Where the fuck is he?" Craig demanded to know.
"Ah he probably chicken out." said Cartman as he did the chicken dance and noise making the boys laugh.
Just then, "Where the fuck is Stan?" All stopped to see Ryder show up as he removed his shirt. "Well? Where the fuck is he? I'm gonna beat him until he dies!"
"You're exaggerating. It's impossible for someone to be beaten to death." said Scott.
"Fuck off lisp loser. Stan! Where the fuck are you?!" Ryder shouted.
"Right here you motherfucker." He turned to see Stan leaning by the garage as the whole South Park gang came out to watch the showdown.
As the 2 fighters stepped forth, "I'm gonna break your limbs so hard, you'll be worth nothing!" Ryder declared.
"Try it then." Stan taunted. That pissed him off so he charged and delivered a punch but Stan moved aside and kicked him down. In response, Ryder got up lunging onto Stan and punched his face a few times until Stan got him off but he grabbed his legs and swung him around and threw him onto the wall. "KSH!"
"Aye! That move is illegal!" Cartman shouted as the boys jeered at Ryder. Not caring, Ryder walked towards Stan as he got up and grabbed him by the head and prepare to smash his face onto the wall. "You remember this move right?" Ryder mocked and sneered as he prepared to smash but Stan grabbed his legs and brought him down along with him as he got him on the ground and started smashing his head onto the ground. "You were saying?"
"I won't lose to a puny dickhead like you!" Ryder shouted as he spat at his face. "Ah! Fuck!"
"Cartman's right! Look at how Ryder fights! He's using dirty tricks to help himself win! No wonder they're considered illegal!" Heidi exclaimed as Ryder punched and kicked Stan brutally but Stan blocked his attacks until Ryder swiped his legs down with a kick causing him to stumble onto the ground. "When I beat you, Wendy is mine forever!" Ryder declared as he started kicking his body repeatedly. "Get up! Unless you're dead!"
"Fuck you!" Stan shouted getting up and socked his jaws repeatedly. "The tables have turned!" Butters cheered as Stan brought his face near his knee and kneed him a few times. After that, he threw him onto the ground, jumped onto the body and smashed it with his feet.
"Fatality!" said Cartman imitating the voice from the Mortal Kombat whenever the fighter finishes off the opponent.
After that, "I will...still...beat...the shit...out of you..." said a wounded Ryder as he got up.
"Then let me do the honours." said Stan as he kicked his face down. He then smashed his face with his foot and grabbed him and head bashed him.
After that, he punched him some more as, "Okay dude. He lost. You can stop." Kyle called out. But somehow, "Hey douchebag! You heard Kyle, the fight's over!" Craig called out but Stan continued the beating.
"Hey guys. Is it just me or is Stan going brutal." asked Token. "Stan! It's over! You can stop!" Sally called out but it was ignored. "Please Stan! Enough is enough!" Red called out but it was futile until, "STAN! This isn't like you!" Wendy called out and then, Stan who was still finishing off Ryder stopped.
"It's...over?" Stan asked. "Yeah it's over dude. You nearly beat him to a pulp." Kyle explained. "Oh...sorry. Guess I went too far." said Stan.
"You did go too far. Just like what happened when you were brutal against Gregory." said Allie.
"Oh..." Stan did recall as Wendy approached him and hugged him tightly. "Thank you Stan! My life is safe thanks to you!"
All awe in sight of Wendy hugging Stan but for Ryder, he wasn't finished as he took out a gun and pointed it at Stan. "Die...motherfuckers..." His finger began to pull the trigger...
...
...
...
"SHING!"
"CHT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Ryder dropped the gun and all noticed it. "What the fuck? Dude! It's like he's trying to shoot you dead!" Kyle exclaimed.
"And just one thing, who threw that shuriken at his wrist?" asked Millie.
"That'll be me." All turned to see Kenny as he approached Ryder and yanked the shuriken off his wrist. "Dude. You saved my life!" Stan exclaimed as he and Kenny fist bump. As for Wendy, she approached Ryder.
Just then, 3 cops(a black cop, a white cop and a Hispanic cop) showed up. "We heard someone scream like a little bitch." said the black cop as they noticed a bashed up Ryder. "What the fuck just happened?" asked the white cop.
"Please sir, arrest this asshole! He beat the shit out of me and tried to shoot me. When he sees you guys show up, he tossed the gun in front of me to frame me!" Ryder begged with pity. The cops looked at Stan first. Then, they looked at Ryder. Then, the Hispanic cop asked the group. "Tell us what happened around here."
"Sir, I fought this guy because he threatened my girlfriend and tried to shoot me with the gun." Stan explained.
"That's a fucking lie!" Ryder shouted as the Hispanic cop looked confused. "I can't tell who's telling who! If you don't spit it out, both of are gonna get your asses busted! Unless I get evidence."
"I have." All turned to Kenny as he took out his phone. "Wendy, I think you'll not gonna like this. It's very shocking." Kenny stated as he played a voice record.
"Oh fuck! You're fucking tight! Your boobs are huge! Your body is hot! Hotter than that bitch Wendy! Hell, that girl nags me like my mom! Good thing I dated her during my time in college so that I can have her do my dirty work and help me ace my subjects! I sure enjoyed fucking hot chicks like you! Even before and after college!"
All gasped. "First phase done. Second phase coming." Kenny played another voice record for both are recorded tonight. (All you all should know how)
"Man just yesterday, I met her ex and he's a puny dickhead! A cunt! A fucking bastard! He tried to get between me and Wendy but I sure kicked ass good but have to flee back to you. My plan got busted thanks to him! The fight is tonight and if I beat him, I'll taking Wendy away and she'll do our dirty work for the rest of her ***dman life! HAHAHAHA!"
"What the fuck?" Ryder exclaimed right after the voice record ended. "That's not me! I've been framed!"
"A likely story you bastard!" said the white cop. "Your voice sounds exactly the same as the one recorded! So you're under arrest!" The cops cuffed Ryder as Wendy approached him.
"Ryder, I can't believe what I just heard! I never want to see your fucking face ever again! Get the fuck off our property and if you come anywhere near this villa, or even touch my Stanny, I'll smash your head without mercy and crush your balls so hard you can't get laid!"
After that, "You think we can issue a restraining order?" Wendy asked the cops. "Well...I'm not so sure. But just in case, here's my number. If anyone tries to cause trouble among you, let us know and we'll sort this out. As for this backstabbing cheating bastard, he's gonna be away for a very long time. Not here but in some other place!" The black cop assured as he gave Wendy his number while his companions dragged Ryder away and put him in their police car. After that, the cops left. (Sorry, I don't know what a restraining order is. So I messed up)
Once the cops took Ryder away, "Alright! We won! We're safe!" Cartman cheered and all cheered with him. "Let's have some fun at the basement!" Craig declared as all headed there right away.
At the basement...
"T-T-Timmiihh..." Timmy sure got some shots despite being wheelchair-bounded. Half of the gang took shots and got intoxicated from the liquor. "W-W-Well...I need to use...th-the...toilet..." A drunk Jimmy went to do so but fell down and can't even use his crutches to help himself up.
Outside, Kyle and Bebe both intoxicated are in the hot tub naked again. "Round 2 begins..." said Bebe as Kyle could feel it. "OH SHIT! She's giving me a handjob!" he thought.
"Wow...it's so big and hard! Even better than Clyde's!" Bebe happily toyed around as Kyle's face heated up until, "OH SHIT!" He thought.
Now he felt it more as it was into something...like someone's mouth. He could see Bebe completely submerged toying around until Kyle felt it and exploded out.
Resurfacing, "Hey Kyle. That was pretty tasty." Bebe told him.
"I feel so much better..." said Kyle as he grabbed Bebe and the two of them started to make out with tongue kissing and it gets more intense as they submerged while making out.
Nearby, "Wow...round 2..." said Red.
"And it gets better each round." Kevin described.
In the living room...
Stan is resting on the sofa watching Kenny and Clyde play Duel Monsters. "They never get too old for that card game..." Stan thought.
"Okay, by using Eradicating Aerosol on my Pinch Hopper, I can special summon an insect type monster. And I special summon, Insect Queen!" Clyde presented his card. And it gains 200 attack points for every insect type monster on the field."
"Nice one. Since you have a Leghul and a Hercules Beetle, your Insect Queen's attack points become 2800." Kenny calculated.
While they're duelling, Wendy showed up and sat beside Stan. "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine Wendy. All this fighting sure tired me out." Stan replied to her.
"Hmmm...I got an idea." She whispered it to Stan and after that, he and Wendy went into the fuck room and there, "I could have sworn I heard clothes being taken off." Kenny assumed.
"Hmmm...now I could have sworn I hear moaning and some crazy sounds." Clyde assumed.
As it gets louder. "Hey Kenny. You wanna play Xtreme Beach Volleyball?"
"Fuck yeah!" Kenny and Clyde fist bump, packed their cards back into their deck and headed to the lounge.
I am so, so speechless. More than 200 reviews! Is it just me or this story becoming a hit or something?!
Anyways, thanks again and next chapter may take longer to work on so be patient. Reviews appreciated.
