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CHAPTER 9.

You always make a mistake with presents.


Shinpachi sigh, shaking his head. "There they go again. Do they really have to fight every five minutes?"

"They can't help it Patsuan, it's engraved in their blood." Silver answered. "It's like the saying goes that when you like someone you can't help, but bully that person."

"So in the end…" Gintoki took over. "You get so used to fighting or arguing with each other that when it all ends it becomes boring. You get married, then kids and nagging of the mothers that you should be a good role models. Then people that piss you off at work, then before you know it you start to get fat and your wife nags you about getting a proper job with more payment, which you reply with 'Blame the damn, economy. There is no other tax robbing company that will hire a Sadist!' One day you wake up to be bald, and then your wife is bald and then your kids live you to Elderly home and then…."

"STOP DESCRIBING THE MARRIED LIFE IN SUCH FUCKED UP DULL COLORS!" Megane shouted.

"But it is exactly like that, Patchy. Marriage is a prison and when you remember back your beautiful teen days where you used to fight and bully each other like any normal Sadistic kid would, you start to wonder, 'I should have married my hot neighbor'…"

"IT'S NOT TRUE! WHAT ABOUT BEING A SADISTIC KID IS NORMAL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NORMAL?" Shin holds his head in frustration. "Gin-san, please stop, PTA will have our heads for making kids go the wrong way."

"Huh?" Perm head picked his ear with his trademark dead fish eyes. "Don't you see Patsuan? In the future Gin-san's coolness decreases by 99.9%, because I'll start dating. I become such a sissy that it's killing me."

Silver grabbed Gin-chan's collar pulling him close and glaring at him. "Stop calling me a sissy, bastard! I'll fucking kill you! And what do you mean 99.9%, is that even possible. Then what is left of me, huh?"

"Sissy, dull character." Perm head answered with troll smile.

"YOU'RE DEAD YOROZUYA!" And just like the earlier heroes, this two also started their battle.

Left brow twitching with annoyance, Shinpachi sat down sighing. "I won't even bother to find a come back to that."

"You should have ignored them since the beginning." Hijikata said with half closed eyes, looking at the two tiredly while lighting his cigarette.

"But now that I think about it, I really wonder what will happen to us in the future." Hinowa said smiling.

Women looked at each other, Tsukky breaking the silence as she blow out the smoke. "Well, since those two are married and Gintoki have a lover, we should have a pair too."

"I'm definitely still together with Tae-chan in the future." Kyuubei said with a little blush.

Otae smiled. "Of course Kyu-chan, we're friends. But now that I think about it, for the fans sake as well I wonder who Gin-san choose?"

Amazon's stopped looking at two silver haired samurai. Both stopped Gin-chan picking his nose as he moved away leaving the older man to deal with it and he was lazy to stand.

Silver gulped down sweat running down his face. "Did you ladies need something?"

"It's unfair Gin-san, don't you think? Why is it only Kagura-chan and you knowing your future, we have the right to that too, now don't we?"

"W-w-wait, Otae. I can't actually say that right now you know. It will affect the future… Yeah, affect and change. So find out yourselves." Silver was trying desperately to explain moving back as they close in on him.

"Huh?" Catherine said with disgusted face. "It didn't affect those brats as you see they're still as bothersome as ever. Spill it Perm or I'll spill your guts."

Sa-chan jumped at Silver hugging him. "GIN-SAN! IT'S ME RIGHT? IT'S ME? YOU FINALLY REALIZED THAT WE'RE DESTINED TOGETHER AND CHOOSE ME. AAAAHHHH~ WITH YOUR S AND MY M WE ARE THE PERFECT COUPLE… KYA~ I'M GETTING TURNED ON! TAKE ME GIN-SAN! TAKE ME NOW-"

She kept shouting as Silver high kicked her sending her flying. Tsukky looked at him from the corner of her eye. "You wouldn't be as stupid as to date all of us at once again, right?"

Silver's eyes widened as he gulped turning to Gin-chan who was now looking at them with dead fish eyes and drinking. "YOU DAMN BASTARD! HELP ME OUT HERE A BIT!"

"Why should I? This is your mess solve it yourself." Perm head said with bored voice.

Vein popping Silver shouted more. "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! IF I DIE YOU'RE DEAD TOO, YOU DAMN CURLY HEAD!" Getting irritated at how his young self was lazy to even reply, he looked at women that were standing killing aura rising.

Damn it! If I tell them about the future, then their future selves will kill me and then play on my grave, if I don't I won't be able to see the next sunlight because past will kill me. Wait, is it really possible for the future to die in past? Is it normal? Will he disappear in the future if he dies here? Will his past self disappear too? Wait then why did I come here if I knew this would happen. It's that woman's entire fault. After I spend so much time getting over all the pests around her, now I'm stuck here when I should be there living through my honeymoon period.

"So Gin-san, do some fan service and tell us, who are you dating, then reveal our wonderful love life secrets to us." Otae smiled.

Silver waved his hand in dismissal. "You guys are Amazons, not all of you got that love life and it's not great."

At that killing aura raise and he cursed his damn tongue for talking without listening to his brain, who was sleeping right now, since it was drunk and his heart is pretty much in trouble since he can't even talk properly with the woman he cares about, since that would reveal a lot more than they need to know. Geez, he was never good with complicated things.

"OTAE-SAN~ I KNOW IN THE FUTURE WE'LL BE TOGETHER UNTIL DEATH DO US APART!" Kondo shouted as he jumped through the air toward Otae.

Anego prepared a bat, but before she could move Silver stepped in front of her pulling her behind him and shouted hitting the Gorilla with his wooden sword, so he flew away. "THEN GO AND DIE ONCE OR TWICE AND NEVER COME BACK! Damn Gorilla, don't touch…" He finished with low voice.

Everyone looked at him half surprised, half just uncaring. Silver samurai gulped down looking around and putting his sword away. Damn reflexes! Now he had some explanation to do.

He turned to Otae trying to talk with his usual uncaring voice, sounding bored and his eyes going dead fish again. He scratched his head. "Geez, well, Shinpachi asked from me to look after you, so that's why… I…. Yeah, it's all Patsuan's fault."

He hoped they believed him, because he himself is not believing any of this crap and Bakaiser looking at him as if saying 'Danna, you suck. Just confess already. Pathetic.' Was so not helping him right now.

Tae looked at him, bat now disappeared, her hand on her cheek as she smiled. "So I'm dating someone and yet I still have Gorilla's around me. I knew it we should castrate him. So, who is it that asked you protect his cute lover?"

"I'll kill him!" Kyuubei said getting jealous. Or maybe… Her eye shined for a second before Silver said.

"It's not you. Don't even start imagining weird things." Kyu-chan frowned her hand on her sword.

"WAKA~ YOU SHOULD ALWAYS STAY FEMINE. WEAR THIS GOTH LOLLY IT SUITS YOU!" Ayumu jumped through the air same fashion as Kondo, but this time, it was Kyuubei herself, that send him flying with a high kick.

"Okay, before everyone kill each other, or so much as drink till death. Lets stop for a while since we have to give the little brat her presents." Otose said letting out a long smoke.

"Everyone please gather around." Tama said through the speaker with robot voice, when none paid attention to the old lady.

Stopping their fights everyone approached them. Sitting Aoi on her throne and everyone gathering around her, both her mommies sat on one side and daddies on the other side from her.

"So how we should do this? There are many of us and there also presents from the future? If we do one by one, we're here till the next morning." Megane asked fixing his glasses as he looked at two Yato females playing with their daughter.

"Hm? Maybe we should make a list or something?" Deva said her thoughts while pursing her lips.

Toushi lit another cigarette interfering. "Iye, it will be faster to just open the presents from the future along with present time. Since it looks like everyone in this room pretty much are together and around this brat in the future, so it's not a problem."

"Good job Toushi! You can always find a way!" Kondo patted his friend on the shoulder.

"Just what you would expect from Followtaka Toushifollow." Gin-chan said with his usual bored dead fish eyes, picking his ear.

"STOP WITH THAT FREAKING JOKE, YOROZUYA! THAT'S OUTDATED YOU STUPID PERM!" Hijikata shouted vein popping on his face.

Perm head got irritated coming face to face with his rival. "Who're you calling an idiot, Oogushi-kun? Do you have problem with my perm? It's not like I wanted this like that you know."

"WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HAIR, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR EMPTY HEAD. AND WHO THE HELL IS OOGUSHI?" Devil vice-commander grabbed Gintoki by his collar, Gin-chan doing the same.

Silver grabbed by the back of their collars and dragged them away from each other. "Calm down, are you in grade school or something?"

"Stay out of this sissy." Gintoki said.

Vein popped at Silver samurai's cheek this time he was the one challenging his younger self. "I said to stop with that name, bastard!"

"Lets ignore them." Shinpachi sigh. "Anyways, Deva-san I think it's better if you and Bakaiser-san open the presents."

"Okay, then I'm starting with the people who are not here." Older Yato female put her hands in the bag and dragged out three presents putting them on the table she started.

Kagura smiled brightly. "I feel like a Santa."

"Really ugly and idiot Santa. Not mentioning the glutton, pig, violent…." Sougo said with bored tone and almost got hit by Kagura.

Deva looked at him with empty eyes and started with the first present.


1. Abuto.

"Ah, its from the mop head." Deva said starting to unwrap the box. "Now lets see. Hope it's something we can sell for a good price."

"No, please don't say that, it's wrong. Don't teach people weird things." Patsuan said troubled.

Deva looked at the content of the box with empty emotionless eyes as she took the book inside it out and pushed the box away.

"So what is it?" Kagura leaned over her eyes also going empty. "Yato tradition and customs book?" China read the cover of the book, with a little surprise on her expression.

"There is a note attached." Sougo took the note reading aloud. "Become a stronger and cuter Yato than your mother and not as idiotic as your uncle, also refrain from being a sadist and lazy idiot. Happy Birthday!"

The gloomy aura fell upon Sadistic family + Silver. The next instant the book was shot, cut, blown from bazooka, exploded and ripped. God knows who did what.

Everyone, don't do this at home! Books shouldn't be burned or get destroyed. Oh and since this is Gintama, after all that "Yato traditions and customs book", was still safe and in whole piece lying on the table.

"AS IF I'LL EVER LET MY CUTE BABY, BE LIKE YOU FREAKING MORONS. GO GET YOUR SELF A GIRLFRIEND, DAMN BLOOD OTAKU!" Deva shouted looking up as if Abuto could see her glare.

"Calm down, China beast! He's probably messing with you." Bakaiser said with deadpan voice. "You did send him 'A Nanny manual for dummies' on his birthday, so he's probably trying to get you irritated.

Deva was glaring at her husband, but then calm down looking at him bored, while nodding. "Ah, you're right. Wonder what I should send him this year."

"Ne, Shinpachi?" Kagura looked at Megane biting on her sukobu. "Who's that guy they just mentioned?"

Patchy looked at her surprised. "Eh? You don't remember? We fought him back in Yoshiwara."

Young Yato female looked at him with empty eyes. "You mean that looser, mop head weakling that my great self beat, who's also my brother's baby sitter and a punch bag for all those elders because he has to cover for baka-nii?"

Drop fall over Shin's head. "No, I think there should be more to his character, except what you mentioned."

"You should stay in good terms with mop head, Kagura-chan." Deva said catching the young girl's attention. "He will come in handy in the future."

Kagura smiled like a troll. "He will help me kill my useless brother?"

This time Deva smiled like a troll. "Iye~ something much more better." And they both snickered like demons.


Harusame ship.

Abuto shuddered suddenly stopping on his track. Kamui turned towards him his antenna waving and his usual idiot smile plastered on his face.

"What's wrong? Also want to escape this boring meeting? Lets leave together then." He passed him returning the same way they came.

Abuto put his hand on the man's shoulder pulling him back. "That's not it! If you don't attend this meeting we're done and besides bother to at least show up sometimes. I'm not your substitute for their punching bag."

"It's okay, I'll just kill all of them." Yato boy smiled with the most innocent looking smile, but one should never believe that smile.

Abuto sighs, following his captain to the meeting room. "Don't go off trying to kill everything that moves."

What was that feeling just now? It felt like someone is plotting something devilish behind me. Which means more trouble. Abuto thought.


2. Umibozu.

"Look this one if from that bald alien killer." Sougo said with poker face.

Kagura's eyes go wide in surprise as she grabbed the box away from the Sadist. "Form pappy? What did he send?" She started to unwrapping the present.

Deva yawned. "If I were you I wouldn't get my hopes up. Oh wait I am you! How strange."

She first happily opened the present, but then young Yato girl's face went emotionless and her eyes empty.

"Start to take care of your hair, or you will go bald. P.S If it works tell me, so I can use it too." Okita read the note.

China stood up. "Ne, Sadist? Give me your bazooka."

"Huh?" Sougo handed her the weapon before continuing with his usual bored voice. "Whatever you're doing, make sure to hit Hijikata-san along with it."

"DON'T GET ME INVOLVED IN THIS, YOU BASTARD!" Devil vice-commander shouted anger marks all over him.

Kagura dropped the bottle inside the bazooka, opened the window, and aimed at the sky and shoot at it while shouting. "EAT YOUR GODDAMN MEDICINE YOURSELF, USELESS POOR EXCUSE FOR A FATHER."

"NANI?! STOP THROWING AWAY THE PRESENTS YOU DON'T LIKE, WHEN THEY'RE NOT EVEN YOURS."

"She's my daughter and since I give birth to her those presents are also mine." Deva and Kagura said in unison.

Shin looked at them with empty eyes. "I can't even begin to describe how wrong is that logic of yours."


Some bar on far away planet, Umibozu was sitting alone drinking something.

Suddenly out of nowhere something hit him hard enough to almost hurt him. Umibozu turned around looking at the crowd while shouting with vein popping out. "WHICH ONE OF YOU WEAKLINGS DID THIS? DO YOU WANT TO DIE BASTARD?"

"N-n-n-n-no one of people is crazy enough to do that sir. We don't want to get killed yet." Barmen said with troubled expression trying calm him down.

Still angry and furious Baldy looked down spotting the little bottle. "Eh? What's this?"

Universes number 1 hair growth shampoo. Just use it two times and you will see the effect, 100% guaranty.

Umibozu read the label getting interested and after checking for no one to see, he put the medicine in his pocket and walked to the door acting cool.

"Already leaving, sir?" Waiter smiled politely.

Baldy looked at him side ways, trying to sound cool. "I have an important mission, I'll be fighting for death, and such a busy man who protects the world can't spend his days in leisure and laziness. That's what a man have to do." Mission of growing my hair back on, ok this time it has to work.

And instead of an important mission he walked towards the little hotel to take a shower with his new found, maybe a savior for his baldhead shampoo.


3. Kamui.

Kagura looked at the box in her hands and then at her older self, back to box and returned her stare at Deva. With empty eyes she said. "Oi, why is my idiot brother is sending a present to Aoi-chan? And with the note that says, 'I'll kill your parents for leaving with you when I had to take you away on a vacation. Enjoy your life Aoi-chan; soon I'll be coming for you. Happy birthday!'"

Deva sigh with the same bored eyes. "He did that last year too. Geez, since the first time he meet Aoi, that guy send her presents, be it a Christmas, Valentine's Day (that doesn't have anything to do with him though. He should just go and give his chocolates to that mop head) and all the other holidays and birthdays."

Bakaiser took the box opening it. "Even if he doesn't look like it and constantly trying to kill me and Danna, but nii-chan actually adores Aoi. First time he saw her, he went all child like and that idiotic smile turned innocent as he said."

Bakaiser put on mask with Kamui's smiling face drawn on it. "As soon as she learns how to walk and talk I'll be taking her away. I'll be her master and make her strong like myself. So enjoy your short years with her."

"LIKE HELL I'LL EVER GIVE MY CUTE DAUGHTER TO THAT IDIOT!" Deva shouted ripping the mask with couple of veins on her face.

Kagura frowned. "Oi, oi, since when did I get on such good terms with my brother, so that he was allowed to get close to my sweet little girl?"

"We're not on good terms, I still hate his guts. And him being as much sadistic as this two morons, he like to play around and bully, but the only one he's kind too is Aoi. Besides she seems to like him a lot too."

"But he started to visit us and stopped hunting me as much as before after that incident right?" Bakaiser asked.

Deva looked at him surprised for a moment, but then nodded. "Yeah, it will happen in two years right?"

"What will happen?" Sougo asked.

"Many, many things. Right Gin-chan?"

Vein popped on Silver's cheek. "Don't remind me of that! I have to go through so much trouble because of that psycho and Bakasugi. And it was all because of you Kagura. Ah~ I should have killed him when I had the chance back then. Or more like, will have a chance in two years." He turned to Gin-chan. "Oi, stupid perm, kill him then!"

"Not interested." Gin-chan picked his nose.

"You can't do that Gin-chan. If you kill him then Gin fans and Kamui fans are going to start a war against each other." Kagura said biting on her sukobu as she gives Aoi the now opened box with her uncle's present.

"I wonder who will win?" Deva asked wondering.

"Oi, Kagura? What is it brat is playing with?" Silver frowned looking at Aoi.

Little girl was still sitting oh her place ignoring her surrounding and playing with cute little pink umbrella with white flowers on it.

"Ah, that's baka-nii's present." Deva said.

Kagura arched a brow. "He actually has a taste. It's cute."

"Um, Kagura… Your brother's present?" Silver asked uncertain and when both China's nodded blue lines going down his face he said. "Then… Then that thing is…"

But before he could finish his thought Aoi pressed the button on the handle of the parasol and shot, but she didn't loose her grip on the weapon moving it around making everyone jumped from one way to another. Finally Deva jumped in taking the little parasol and smiling at her daughter.

"Aoi-chan, I'll keep this until the next time we see your uncle, ok? Then use it on him." Her bangs covered her eyes as she mumble. "I'll kill that freaking idiot."


4. Yagyu Kyuubei + Kyu-chan (future).

"Eh? Kyuubei's present is not here." Bakaiser said shrugging as his wife glared at him.

Silver scratched his head approaching them. "It's not in the box, or more like it couldn't be put inside the box. We can't afford to actually have a animal protection federations coming for us as well." He took out a picture and handed in to Deva.

"A picture?" Kagura frowned as all the heads leaned over Deva looking at the image she was holding.

There was Kyu-chan, 5 years in the future, wearing a cute mini kimono, her hair bind in twin ponytail and there were two monkeys sitting on either of her shoulder. She was smiling bring with a slight blush.

"Kya~ Kyu-cha you're so cute!" Otae hugged her with happiness.

Kyuubei blushed shaking her head furiously. "No, no, no, no! That can't be me. I'm going to become a man. That's a Photoshop!"

"WAKA~" Ayumu cried with his nose running as he was filming with his camera.

"Who could have though that miss I want a tower of Babel, will be cute like that in the future." Gin-chan picked his ear.

Tsukky nodded blowing out smoke. "Oi, Silver don't you have any picture of me? I want to see my future too."

"Ah, me too. Show me Gin-san." Otae smiled letting go of Kyuubei.

Catherine looked at him disgusted. "Hurry up, useless bum show us our older version.

Silver shakes his head. "You're still as ugly as ever cat parody!"

"Yes, show us." Kondo nodded finally back.

"Hurry up Yorozuya." Hijikata said pissed.

"WHAT AM I A PHOTOBOOK?" Older Yorozuya shouted.

"Look there is a note behind the picture." Kagura pointed and Deva turned the paper around reading.

"Dear, Aoi-chan. Happy Birthday! Since you're in the past I can't give your present to you just yet. But I'm sending the picture, so that you will now I didn't forget. You will get it upon your return. This little cute monkey beside Jugem is your present his name is:

Jugem - Jugem Shit-tossing the Life of Shin-chan's two-day-old underwear Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider 1/3 True love 2/3 Hangnai Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name or Does it Really Ignore calls Squid Dogfish Halibut trout Cod Dogfish This is a different Dogfish I'm talking about The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Angler Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea…. The 2nd!"

"THE HELL?" Megane as always broke down. "WHY IS THIS NAME STILL USED AS A GANG EVEN AFTER 5 YEARS? WHY WAS THE ONLY NEW THING WAS THAT 'THE 2ND' PART? ITS TOO FREAKING LONG FOR A CHILD TO ACTUALLY SAY IT!'

"Oh but I think. Jugem - Jugem Shit-tossing the Life of Shin-chan's two-day-old underwear Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider 1/3 True love 2/3 Hangnai Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name or Does it Really Ignore calls Squid Dogfish Halibut trout Cod Dogfish This is a different Dogfish I'm talking about The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Angler Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea…. The 2nd is indeed a great name." Deva said nodding and showing the picture to her daughter.

Bakaiser patted his Aoi's head. "Yeah, Jugem - Jugem Shit-tossing the Life of Shin-chan's two-day-old underwear Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider 1/3 True love 2/3 Hangnai Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name or Does it Really Ignore calls Squid Dogfish Halibut trout Cod Dogfish This is a different Dogfish I'm talking about The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Angler Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea…. The 2nd suits him."

Kagura pout. "Well, since name makes a person she have to call him Jugem - Jugem Shit-tossing the Life of Shin-chan's two-day-old underwear Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider 1/3 True love 2/3 Hangnai Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name or Does it Really Ignore calls Squid Dogfish Halibut trout Cod Dogfish This is a different Dogfish I'm talking about The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Angler Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea…. The 2nd."

"But since it's too long for her, let her call him whatever she likes." Sougo completed.

"Aoi-chan, we will introduce you to your new friend, his name is Jugem – Jugem Shit-tossing the life of Shin-chan's two-day-old underwear…"

"STOP IT ALREADY?! DON'T REPEAT HIS NAME EVERY TIME IT'S TOO FREAKING LONG! THIS CHAP IS GOING TO END!"

(Ah, this is so tiring to do this one by one, so lets just fast-forwards through the presents shall we? I'm too lazy to drag this chap for another week just for presents.)

Patchy looked at the camera with empty eyes. "Is it even okay, for you to say that?"


Fast-Forward.

(F-means Future; P-means present time.)

(F) Hijikata – Mayo bottle shaped bazooka. (Does he want to commit suicide or what?)

(P) Hijikata – Little bell like necklace around her neck with chip that will make noise when she is close by.

(P) Kyuubei – Little katana, with pink sheath.

(F) Otae &Gin-chan – cute pink kimono and Coupons for one month of free Bargain dash and Parfait all you can eat in new café.

(P) Otae – Book "Men are born to serve women" "How did Eve made Adam her slave" and "Manual on how to make men obey you."

(P) Gin – His jump collection and also a coupon for 10 wishes Gin-san will grant for you.

(F-P) Madao – "Manual on how to find yourself a job even if you're a useless old man." Book "The ways of living like Madao" and "How to escape being a Madao" (For your information those books were burned and Madao beaten up.)

(P-F) Zura (Katsura) – Elizabeth plush toy, Joui admission paper, manual "How to become a great Joui", Rap song "Joui is the Joy", Book "The hundred best ways to destroy the Bakufu and its dogs." (Burned!)

(F) Shinpachi – Terekado Tsu new album "Lullaby's can XXX"

(P) Shinpachi – Tsu Terekado new album "Your neighbor got a XXX"

(F) Kondo – Gorilla plush toy with IPod attached.

(P) Kondo – "Manual for Dummy Stalkers. The best ways to get the person you love."

(It was burned down and cut by shreds by Bakaiser. With words: "I'll kill every freaking man who dares to get close to my daughter!"

Deva looked at him with empty eyes. "You're talking like my father when he first learned about us."

"Don't compare me with the baldy. I won't go easy on anyone."

Older China sighs, looking at her smiling daughter. "You're lucky that you have mommy and Anego with others on your side Aoi-chan, or I pity every man that laid his eyes on you. Since Kamui-nii said the same words as this idiot, when I mentions this before.")

(F) Tsukky – Cute dress with hair clippers shaped like little kunai.

(P) Tsukky – Real kunai + Manual "How to be cooler than a main character."

(F) Yamazaki & Tama – Badminton bat.

(P) Yamazaki – Badminton bat and free admission to courses for badminton.

(P) Tama – little walking and talking robot doll.

(F) Sa-chan – Gin-chan's plush toy, and "How to become a great S. Manual for Dummies."

(P) Sa-chan - Cute pajamas with Gintoki's pictures and "How to become a great M to please your S. Manual for dummies."

(F) Takasugi – "Hundred ways to destroyed the world" +

(F) Kihietai - "Hundred and one way to become a villain who everyone admire."

(F) Mutsu – "How to deal with idiots." + "Perfect plan's for killing the captain and being cooler than him."

(F) Tatsuma – Little ship that auto-flies, but it didn't work.

(F) Soyo-hime – A little cute emerald colored princess kimono, with a little crown.

(F) Nobume – Little Mimawarigumi uniform for girls and coupon for three-moth worth of donuts. (With the note that she will take Aoi there personally.)

(F) Sasaki Isaburo – Little phone, at first it seemed like a toy, but as soon as it opened Isaburo started texting her. It ended with Hijikata and Gin-chan breaking the thing and giving her the toy one.


Kagura breathed out with exhaustion. "Geez, there still so many to go. Lets take a break."

"Sure, just let me open this one." Deva opened the box she was holding.

It was a present from Gengai, a cute little blue mallet, she smiled and Gin it to Aoi to play with it.

"That bastard sending something normal. I don't believe him." Bakaiser looked at the present with disgust.

"Oh, here is the note. 'Meet Magic mallet Z-second generation. It become cooler and does more than just mere shrinking, this doesn't do it at all. But be careful with it. Happy Birthday!"

"Aoi-chan, you should be careful with that. Just hit Sadist if you want to play." Kagura smiled and she leaned closer towards the little girl.

Aoi smiled happily and then with a single swing using all her power (well, thank god she was a child, so her yato power is still not so great), she hit the mallet on Kagura's head.

*Puff*

Suddenly a little cloud appeared and when it was gone, Yato female was not there, but instead Aoi was still smiling and playing with her new found toy. Everyone looked at the empty spot China occupied a second ago, having this urge to kill the bastard old man.


Kagura woke up slowly the next morning not really understanding what happened. The last thing she remembers is a party for Aoi's birthday and little girl hitting her with mallet, and then she doesn't remember anything.

There was a sound of singing birds, nice smell of food and clear air that filled her lungs completely. China opened her eyes to see the unfamiliar ceiling. This room was big, which only meant she was not in yorozuya or anywhere she knew for that matter.

"Oi, are you awake? *Poke* Have you died? *Poke* did you open your eyes to say good-bye to your useless life? *Poke* Just hurry up and die, I want my room back." Someone said with annoyingly deadpanned voice as he kept poking her cheek.

Getting annoyed Yato female sit up suddenly glaring at the little boy, just a little younger than her. "STOP POKING ME BASTARD!"

Kagura froze as she finally started putting images together and actually realizing who was it in front of her. The young boy had sand colored hair and crimson red eyes that she could never forget or mistake with anyone else. Kagura gaped at the little boy beside her with horror filled face.

"Aneue, weird, homeless China girl is awake."

Little boy with sand hair called out, as he was still staring at the vermilion haired girl with bored expression.

How in the world did this happen?! Kagura shouted in her thoughts.


Okay, thank you for reading and reviewing. Please review and tell me what you feel about this chapter :) It looks like Kagura just got involved in another situation.