...I'm a idiot -.- I didn't see I'd reposted the last chapter so to try and make it up to everyone, (and I was gonna start doing this to get this over with sooner) I'll post a two for one chapter. and when My Immortal's done I might change the name and continue doing commentarys on other fics like Imma Wisard and the like.
wingswordsandmetaphors: last time I checked the dictionary it does, more proof that Enoby or what ever you want to call it is a hermapridite!
Midori Hotaru: I'm a Kopaka fangirl but I love Takua/Taka, he's so cute as a Matoran! I'm a yaoi fan as well but I respect other people don't liek it or find it offencive so I don't really then to talk about it ^^; I've never watched that is it good? *sigh* oh how I wish we where at the end of this already! (Hermione: Take it do anythign you can to get rid of this abomanation! *gives the stone*) (I can't thank you enought for pointing this out)
(I haven't awnsered the reviews for this chapter cos my computers acting up and not letting me see them, and it's being replaced anyway)
AN: stop flaming ok! Never. I dntn red all da boox! (we can tell, and how the heck did you manage to spell book's with a x and convince yourself it's not miss-spelt?). dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! (OBJECTION! notice that he didn't swear in the films either so argument invalidated!) besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE(because EVERYONE swears when they have a head ache!*eye roll*)! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a Satanist(if you payed attion to the books or films you'd know Snape hates Harry cos of his dad bullying him)! MCR ROX(RANDOM!)!
I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco. (any one else feel pity for that poor, poor tree?)
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (you just said that)(basically like Voldemort in the movie(I wonder who that could be?*sarcasm*)) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Voldemort! (and here I thought it was Hagrid!)
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. (why would you shout for Hermione's cat?)Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream(oohhhh you meant Cricio!). I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped(that's the total opposite of what a sadist would do idiot).
"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!" (Voldy trying out for Hamlet or something?)
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden(so faithful to Malfoy isn't she?). I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up(No really!)
"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun(…why would the muggle hating dark lord give you a gun when you have a wand?). "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face(I would pay so see old lord Moldyshorts *glass brakes*make this face…and to have it on a t-shirt…With Tara's next line on it as well!) . "I hath telekinesis(it's telepathy that the one where you read minds, telekinesis means he moves stuff with his mind you moron!). he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.(I would pay to see someone fly angrily)
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods. (why the heck would he go into the forest?)
"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"(someone's forgotten Voldemort already!)
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) (WTF? The correct term is cross, pentagram just doesn't make sense in that sentence!). between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled. (She got expelled! Let's have a party!)
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. (how did you not run into anything?)
Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags(hold on, Bi people are ok but gay's aren't? you are such a bloody hypocrite you know Tara!) . if u donot lik ma story den fukk off!(I'm getting a head ache trying to decipher this) ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!(not all vampire's are evil and last I checked it's impossible to move house's once your sorted!)
I was really scared about Vlodemort (who's he Voldemort's evil twin? No wait…he'd be the good twin wouldn't he?) all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666 (such an imaginative name!). I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. (aren't the lead singers of all those bands male? Mhe I don't care long as she leaves LP and Skillet out of it) The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (even the Weaslys aren't safe…)(although we call him Diabolo (why?) now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it(how many more charicters do you have to ruin!.) and Hargrid(NOOOO she got Hagrid! T.T). Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that(you wrote it back up there you know)) or a steak(prime or sirloin?) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.(that's a kid's film, you know) I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs (*cough*sluty!*cough* someone hear something?) and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.(could have fooled me!)
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.(she forgot to take her meds again!)
"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" (Rude much, she's only trying to help!). I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking (so many fucks in one sentence!) kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. (is he a ghost now?)
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)(he would have said it better and probably used Mudblood, but the muggle bitch bit is about right unfortunately).
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive.(*twitch* Malfoy does not have a sensitive bone in his body). Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour(completely ignoring the crying boyfriend? Bitch!). Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. (does he need one to be mad?)
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y(question, how can the stuff outside the brackets be spelt mostly right but inside it's like gibberish!)) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." (uh….you said vampires can't die from slitting their wrists! Idiot can't even keep her own story strait!)
