Chapter 4.5: Zako Zako Hour
"Ladies and gentlebots!" Red mic said as the iron curtain rose. He and his co-hosts bowed. "Welcome to the Zako Zako Hour! Today's meeting is all about, all together now…"
"What The Heck Is A Musha Gundam, Zako?"
"Zako!" Red Mic chirped, as the screen showed footage of Ashuramaru and Cobramaru.
Blue Mic turned to his co-hosts and said, "In fact, I heard a delicious rumor about Musha Gundams, zako."
"What kind of rumor?" Red Mic and Yellow Mic asked.
"I heard that Musha Gundams," Blue Mic said, "Have little baby Musha Gundams!"
"Zako?" Red Mic and Yellow Mic contemplated this and felt their little minds go pop at the inclinations.
"OhnoIdon'tlikeverymuch!" Red Mic cried as he and Yellow Mic jumped around in confusion. Calming down, he asked, "Oh! By the way, what in the world is a Musha Gundam anyway?"
"Ashuramaru and Cobramaru are both Gundams," Yellow Mic remarked, "But how come they're on the side of the Dark Axis, zako?"
"Ahh,yes! It's all coming back to me, now!" Red Mic cried, "I remember Ashuramaru and Cobramaru! In fact, they're from the country of Ark!"
"From the country of Ark?" Blue Mic and Yellow Mic asked.
"The good guys- that's us, the Dark Axis," Red Mic explained, "Took it upon ourselves to invade the country of Ark, where the bad guys, like Musha Gundams live, just like we did a long time ago with Lacroa."
"We're the good guys, zako!" Blue Mic and Yellow Mic cheered.
"May I finish?" Red Mic asked.
"Go on, zako!"
"As I was saying," Red Mic continued, "Some of the Musha Gundams that we conquered became our allies during the battle of Ark."
"Musha Gundam traitors, zako!" Blue Mic and Yellow Mic cried.
"The one who commands these Musha Gundams is Kibaomaru." Red Mic said.
"Kibaomaru!" Blue Mic and Yellow Mic exclaimed.
Then the screen flickered, and the emblem on Ashuramaru's banner appeared on it.
"Hey! We've seen this thing before!" Red Mic and Blue Mic cried, pointing at it.
"This is the family emblem of Kibaomaru, zako!" Yellow Mic explained.
"Yes, zako!" Red Mic exclaimed, "And Kibaomaru's followers are these two guys, Ashuramaru and Cobramaru!"
The screen lit up to show the aforementioned Gundams.
"That's why they are on our side, zako!" Yellow Mic said.
Red Mic then said, "But still I ask…"
Blue Mic continued, "…What the heck…"
"…Is a Musha, zako?" Yellow Mic finished. A thought struck him and he began to wave his arms wildly around. "Waitwaitwait! The way Musha's sign their names is kinda cool, zako!"
The screen then showed Bakunetsumaru's introduction sequence. The hosts watched it.
"Cool, zako!" they raised their arms and cried, "Let's try to write our names now! Let's do it!"
On the screen, a very tiny flame appeared in the background with two poorly drawn characters above it.
The hosts struck poses. "Tada!"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! There's something very wrong here!" Red Mic cried, "That doesn't say zako' it says tacos!"
"Mmm, how about some waffles?" Blue Mic asked as the characters on the screen changed.
"I like pizza." Yellow Mic commented.
"Mmm! Calligraphy makes us hungry!" all three of them cried as the iron curtain slammed down.
"Anyway, everyone, for the future of the Dark Axis…
"Zako Soldiers, fight! Yeah!"
