Product recall...There's always a reason ch.9

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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...Later that day, at his monthly doctor's appointment...

"So doc, how's my kids?" Asked Dipper anxiously.

The Doctor smiled. "Again; I can only compare what I'm seeing to what happens to girls...But everything shows that their healthy."

Dipper thanks him; puts the trench coat back on to cover his lack of bottoms and goes outside-

CRASH!

Suddenly Dipper feels a damp rag pressed against his mouth...and he knew no more...

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YOU CHLOROFORMED HIM AND LEFT HIM NAKED IN THE WOODS!? Exclaimed Wendy in horrified disbelief.

Mabel laughed. "I left him girl clothes! Between that and burning all his 'guy' clothes; he has no choice now!"

Wendy and Pacifica continue to stare at her in horror.

"Look Mabel...this was funny at first...but now your kinda creeping me out"... Admitted Wendy.

Pacifica nods. "Yeah; I was just joking about sending that 'he's a girl' rumor around, to mess with him! I didn't actually do it! Seriously; What is wrong with you? Why is it so important that Dipper look like a girl...do you have like a creepy homo-incest fetish thing going on here?"

Mabel pauses to vomit. "WHAT!? EW! NO! Guys, this is a joke! Harmless, brother and sister rivalry stuff!"

"Mabel you left your brother inebriated and exposed in the middle of the gravity falls wilderness! That's like signing someone's death warrant around here!" Pointed out Wendy.

Mabel pales. "Uh...well...I- "Besides; even though the idea was probably born out of desperation; the whole 'Pregnant guy exhibit' thing is working great! I've talked around and not only is it a popular attraction; but no one thinks it's real! Just Stan up to his old tricks! What you did was completely unnecessary!" Interrupted Pacifica.

Mabel is now even more pale. "Uh- That is-

"You really didn't think this through did you?" Said Wendy an Pacifica simultaneously.

"Of course I didn't! I'm Mabel! I'm all about being impulsive! That's my thing! My charm! That's what makes me cute!" She insists in a panic-

CRASH!

"It's also what makes you a chump!" Shouts a triumphant Dipper while flipping Mabel off.

The girls look at Dipper amazed(also flustered in Pacifica and Wendy's case). A brutally mauled Dipper stood before them wearing nothing but a leapord skin loincloth and a dozen leapord pelts slung over his back.

"Seriously? You'd rather be mauled then wear a dress?" Pacifica shakes her head in disbelief. "Your nuts"...

Wendy nods in agreement. "Yeah...that's almost as creepy as what Mabel did to you...

And yet...also kinda a turn on. Thinks Wendy as her eyes go up and down the scantily clad, badass Dipper.

Mabel sighs. "Alright, Dipper. I get it, I went too far. I'm sorry, I'll buy you REAL boy clothes that YOU want...Considering that what you going to go through is a dozen times worse then what we'll go through...I probably should be more sympathetic..."

Dipper nods. "Thank you...and for the later months...you can dress me up, sis."

Mabel beams. "But only when were alone! This is a private brother/Sister thing alright?" Dipper says insistently.

"Alright, fine." Says Mabel while she playfully laughs at his belly(which strangely enough was the only part of him not mauled). Dipper in turn laughs at her.

Pacifica Shakes her head. "What have I gotten myself into?"

Wendy puts a reasuring hand on her shoulder. "Come on! Embrace their madness! You'll live longer and have more fun!" Pacifica just throws looks at her like she's insane...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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