Hey guys. I am back! *insert cheesy TA DA style music here*. But yeah here you go. And because I think you are all fabulous today we come to you with an EXTRA LONG CHAPTER *insert cheesy gasp then applause*

Dear Padfoot

Evans hated the poem you prick. This is why I don't need your relationship advice, I even sent you a copy of the poem, and you said it would work.

Prongs

P.S. Did you know you can send curses through the mail?

P.P.S. Do you know the counter curse for the Bat Bogey Hex?

Dear Prongs

Really she didn't like it. Personally I thought it was genius and very truthful seeing as you said Snivellus smells. And you do need my relationship advice Prongs, if you hadn't asked me you probably would have written the same poem but as a song, then tried to serenade her like you did in third year, only this time via letter.

Padfoot

P.S. Really? I may have to try that sometime...

P.P.S. She didn't? Really she did? HA!

Padfoot

You're a prick.

Prongs

Dear Moony

I found something new out today (because you're always encouraging me to learn). Anyway today I learnt that you can send people curses through a letter.

On a completely unrelated note,I was wondering if you knew the counter curse for the Bat Bogey Hex. In case, you know, a Slytherin tries to curse you because you beat them in a test again.

Prongs

P.S. Please reply quickly.

Dear Prongs

I already knew that you could send curses through letters. And I'm assuming because you are you, the reason you learnt is because someone sent you a letter containing a curse.

Oh completely unrelated, okay. I do happen to know the counter curse thank you for your concern for me. But seeing as you were just asking in concern for me I won't have to tell you the counter curse.

That's what happens when you try to kid me, I know Lily cursed you.

Sincerely, Moony

Moony

OKAY SHE CURSED ME OKAY? JUST PLEASE TELL ME THE COUNTER CURSE.

A desperate Prongs who is not afraid to beg.

Dear Prongs

I have in closed a copy of the book with the counter curse to the Bat Bogey Hex.

Sincerely, Moony

P.S. Next time I will just watch you suffer.

That's it guys hope you enjoyed the EXTRA LONG CHAPTER *cheesy applause*.

See ya peoples.

NobodyOfInterest