A/N: I see you guys don't love me enough to review. *cries* Lol jk, but please review :/ this is kind of dedicated to Bolt x Sarada in a way
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Lamemoto
Chapter 9: Bolt and Sarada
The door to the Hokage office opened up, and out came the Uchiha princess. She wore a stern expression, her lips formed into a line.
''Hokage-sama, we just received knowledge that the enemy has learned of our strategy.'' Sarada spoke in a melancholy tone, one that her father often spoke in.
The Hokage chair was facing the window so that the one who sat in it wasn't in current sight, ''Hmmm, that could be a problem...''
''What should we do, Hokage-sama?'' Sarada asked, ''If they learn of your location, your title as Hokage could possibly be tarnished!''
The chair spun around, and Saphire soon met Onyx as a small blonde who hadn't even hit puberty was in the chair. ''We fight, 'ttebasa.'' he narrowed his eyes at the Uchiha, and they nodded simultaneously as if they read each other's mind.
''But first!'' There was an abrupt pause, as a grin spread on the Blonde's face.
Sarada raised an eyebrow, what other wise Hokage decision shall he make next?
''Rename Ichiraku Ramen, Boltraku Ramen.'' Sarada blinked, adjusting her glasses.
''Yes, very wise Hokage-sama. We must teach them of your power to rename snack bars.''
''As for the enemy...'' His demeanor grew serious again, ''I'll handle them on my own.''
''But you can't possibly win alone against... those two!'' Sarada exclaimed, ''Let me help!''
Bolt jumped off the chair, letting out a sigh and throwing on a bootleg version of his grandfather's cloak in a lame attempt to look cool. He walked over to Sarada and patted her head. ''Don't worry, I'll make it back alive for your sake... and Hinawari's.''
He made his way towards the door, Sarada stared at him in awe. ''Hokage-sama...''
A smirk grazed his lips, ''Thank You... Sara-''
''BOLT!'' The door flew open to find an obviously pissed off Naruto, with ramen draping over his head and shoulders.
''...I'm out.'' The younger Blonde ran in the opposite direction, with a 'Holy shit, I screwed up and he's gonna kill me.' expression.
Naruto used his teleportation jutsu since he had placed a marker on Bolt, and grasped his arm tightly with his bandaged hand. ''What the hell do you think you're doing?''
Sarada whistled awkwardly, her gaze drifting away from the two. ''And you, I already told your father what you've been doing with Bolt.'' Naruto glanced over at the small Uchiha.
Sarada flinched, a nervous smile on her face. ''I-I'll just leave you two alone then...''
Uchiha daddies weren't the most pleasurable to be around, especially when they were angry. Why did she have to get mixed up in Bolt's shenanigans?!
''I would be a much better Hokage than you, 'ttebasa.''
''How about you tell me that after you've grown a pair, what kind of Hokage runs away from their enemies, 'ttebayo?'' Naruto smirked, he wasn't about to let his son grow up to be a cowardly hokage.
''Hmpf.'' Bolt pouted and looked away.
''You better cut it out with these pranks, I know your mother may go easy on you... a bit too often... But I'm not having any of it, do you know how many complaints I've gotten of you spray painting ''Bolt for Hokage'' everywhere?''
Sarada snickered as she held up a picture of Naruto draped in ramen in her hand, ''I can't wait to make copies of these.''
''Ahem.'' Sarada bumped into something, and accidentally dropped the photo she held of Naruto's reaction after her and Bolt gave him the ultimate pranking.
The small Uchiha looked up, then gulped when she saw a familiar shade of short, pink hair. ''M-Mother...'' she smiled innocently, but guiltily at the same time.
''What's this I hear about you pulling pranks on the Hokage?'' Sakura grabbed her ear, causing the young Uchiha to yelp.
''Ow, ow, ow, B-Bolt made me do it!''
''Excuses, I don't care what you and your little boyfriend do but Naruto has been bothering me on Shinobi Skype, complaining about you and Bolt getting into trouble constantly.''
Sarada's face turned a bright tomato red, ''H-He's not my boyfriend, gross!''
Sakura smiled, ''You know... you don't have to hide it.'' she released her grip on the girl's poor ear
The raven haired girl stood silent, looking away from her mother's gaze with her cheeks still flushed red. ''I-I really... don't like him...''
''Hmm, should I tell you a story from when your dad and I were kids?'' Sakura tapped her chin in thought.
''The one where Uncle Naruto stole Daddy's first kiss?'' Sarada asked curiously, as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
Sakura giggled, ''Well... your daddy might get mad if I tell you about that again, but wanna know a secret?''
''Yes!''
Sakura leaned down, close to the girl's ear to whisper. ''They kissed each other again while falling down a waterfall.''
Sarada gasped, ''He still didn't kiss you yet?''
Letting out a sigh, the pinkette sat with her daughter on a nearby bench. ''Lets just say... it took a while for your daddy to notice me.''
She couldn't help looking at Sarada, and thinking back to the days when she was a hopeless romantic, chasing after Sasuke. Wouldn't be too surprisingly if she ends up with Bolt in the future.
They were kind of cute together.
Although... going to family reunions with... Naruto. She could only imagine... the arguments between Sasuke and him.
'Sarada could have done better.''
'I beg to differ, Bolt could have gotten someone waaaaaaaay better, 'ttebayo.'
'Tch, don't you dare underestimate Sarada. Your son is lucky he got her hands on someone as amazing as my daughter.'
'He inherited my smarts, and handsome good looks. She's got all she needs.'
'The last thing we need is for you to reproduce more mini Naruto's to pollute this earth.'
'As if we'd need anymore Sasuke's. One is enough, and barely tolerable as it is.'
'Idiot.'
'Jerk.'
'Ramen-freak.'
'One-armed freak.'
'Trashmaki.'
'Trashsuke Crapchiha.'
Yeah, lovely family reunions to look forward to in the future.
