Disclaimer: I own not the series known as Pendragon, nor the songs I'm posting and.or making fun of.
Hello, all! I hope you missed be, because I missed your reviews! I've been looking over my past fanfictions and am currently crying over my illiteracy. It's almost time to restore my title! (Well, sort of. You can't restore a bad title.) Anywho, it's time for you to get the song you've been waiting for:
Saint Dane's an Ugly Girl
Spader: Hey, wanna go for a ride?
Saint Dane: Sure, Spader!
Spader: Well, forget it! (Takes of on over-stylish skimmer)
Saint Dane: I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl!
Bobby: Sad you have it, you should bag it!
Alder: Acne everywhere and unwanted facial ha-a-air! (gigglesnort)
Saint Dane: I'm a relation to frankestien's creation!
Spader: You're so ugly, you discust me!
Saint Dane: I'm a bland, homly girl, all alone in the world!
(Background: Alder:... A girl?)
I'm as flat as a board, thin and lanky!
Spader: Your a dog and a troll! Were you hit by a train?
Alder: Don't go near you 'cause your breath is skanky!
Saint Dane: Don't get touched, I'm afraid, 'cause guys say I'm an eye sore! (ooh ooh.)
Saint Dane: I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl!
Bobby: Sad you have it, you should bag it!
Alder: Acne everywhere and unwanted facial ha-a-air! (gigglesnort)
Saint Dane: I'm a relation to frankestien's creation!
Spader: You're so ugly, you discust me!
(Saint Dane: Ohh Boo Hoo, yeah!)
Spader: You're so ugly, you discust me!
(Saint Dame: Oooh! Oooh!)
Saint Dane: Spader, let's go out and have some fun!
Spader: Sorry, but you're just to darn ugly. (snicker)
Saint Dane: (In girlish high-pitched vioce) Oh, screw you Spader!
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WOW.
I've been so inactive, that I have no more plans for the next chapter.
I'm going to have to think of something, so It'll be a secret chapter. :D
Review. PLZKTHX.
(heh-heh. Spader played the part of Ken.)
