Disclaimer: I own not the series known as Pendragon, nor the songs I'm posting and.or making fun of.

Hello, all! I hope you missed be, because I missed your reviews! I've been looking over my past fanfictions and am currently crying over my illiteracy. It's almost time to restore my title! (Well, sort of. You can't restore a bad title.) Anywho, it's time for you to get the song you've been waiting for:

Saint Dane's an Ugly Girl

Spader: Hey, wanna go for a ride?

Saint Dane: Sure, Spader!

Spader: Well, forget it! (Takes of on over-stylish skimmer)

Saint Dane: I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl!

Bobby: Sad you have it, you should bag it!

Alder: Acne everywhere and unwanted facial ha-a-air! (gigglesnort)

Saint Dane: I'm a relation to frankestien's creation!

Spader: You're so ugly, you discust me!

Saint Dane: I'm a bland, homly girl, all alone in the world!

(Background: Alder:... A girl?)

I'm as flat as a board, thin and lanky!

Spader: Your a dog and a troll! Were you hit by a train?

Alder: Don't go near you 'cause your breath is skanky!

Saint Dane: Don't get touched, I'm afraid, 'cause guys say I'm an eye sore! (ooh ooh.)

Saint Dane: I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl!

Bobby: Sad you have it, you should bag it!

Alder: Acne everywhere and unwanted facial ha-a-air! (gigglesnort)

Saint Dane: I'm a relation to frankestien's creation!

Spader: You're so ugly, you discust me!

(Saint Dane: Ohh Boo Hoo, yeah!)

Spader: You're so ugly, you discust me!

(Saint Dame: Oooh! Oooh!)

Saint Dane: Spader, let's go out and have some fun!

Spader: Sorry, but you're just to darn ugly. (snicker)

Saint Dane: (In girlish high-pitched vioce) Oh, screw you Spader!

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WOW.

I've been so inactive, that I have no more plans for the next chapter.

I'm going to have to think of something, so It'll be a secret chapter. :D

Review. PLZKTHX.

(heh-heh. Spader played the part of Ken.)