In the back of the base, Megatron glared at Starscream as the Seeker glared out into the abyss. "So, is this how one of your brilliant plans was supposed to go, Starscream?" snarled Megatron to his Second-in-Command. Starscream glared at Megatron, then grumbled "No. Like I planned for any of this to happen." Megatron narrowed his optics at Starscream and said nothing. Little did they know, a plan was being hatched to free them.
Elsewhere, a wingless Slipstream crawled across the ground. "Help me" said Slipstream as she blacked out. Swindle wasn't too far off from where the femme was, and carefully drove to her. He looked at the helpless femme, then muttered "Megatron is going to pay extra for this" as he picked up the femme and walked back to where Tryticon was. Swindle had a plan to free Megatron, but it wasn't Decepticon loyalty. He did some illegal things for the huge amount of credits that he received. He looked down at Slipstream and smiled himself. Sometimes, he also did it for a night with a femme that the Decepticons captured. He boarded the Nemesis, and walked down the corridors to the control room. He typed in a few commands, and waited for the screen to clear. A face appeared on the screen, and a voice said "So, Swindle. Long time no see. What brings you here to contact me?" "Oh, Lockdown. I was just on Earth, and Megatron and a number of the Decepticons got captured by the Autobots and Elite Guard. They apparently need to be freed" said Swindle. Lockdown laughed, then said "And what makes you think that I'm willing to participate? You know that I'm a wanted criminal." "Well, you know on how you're always looking for a femme that you can use as a berth-warmer? Well, I may have just found the femme for you. There's a particular femme that tends to match your description: she has four arms, pretty nice breasts, this purple optic, antlers, a long neck, and a tail. Plus, she's an well-experienced fighter. She has all of these weapons attached to her that would make some nice additions to your collection" said Swindle. Lockdown stroked his chin as he thought about it, then looked down at Swindle and said "Ok, I'm in. I'll contact you when I'm in Earth's orbit. I think that we should meet on Earth's moon."
The Autobots heard a loud roar of engines, and rushed outside the base to find the Nemesis flying off the ground and heading into space. Sentinel narrowed his optics, then looked at the Autobots that were with him. "This is why we should execute all Decepticons!" shouted Sentinel.
On the moon, Swindle had Slipstream on the berth, having some fun with her. She was awake, but with a mouth clamp on. Swindle heard the computer alert him that he had an incoming message, so he left Slipstream on the berth. He turned on the computer, and found Lockdown looking at him. "Having a little fun with the femmes, I see?" said Lockdown as he arched an optic ridge. "Well, I wanted the cycles to fly by quickly" said Swindle as he glared at Lockdown. Lockdown shook his head, then said "We need a plan to free the Decepticons. I'll be aboard the Nemesis in five cycles."
Lockdown was filled with the information that Swindle gave him, and he thought carefully. "Well, since Optimus, Blackarachnia, Bulkhead, Bumblebee, Prowl, those two mysterious robots, and that techno-organic are out of commission, we should be able to overpower the rest of them. Of course, that femme known as Pulse would be a problem. She's sounds like an well-experienced student of Master Yoketron, but he's been offline for stellar-cycles. She seems like a most worthy opponent, but…" said Lockdown as he fell silent. "Well, what?" asked Swindle. Lockdown looked at him, then said "For all that I know, she could have been the one that trained him, but she's far too young. I don't want to underestimate her. We will free the Decepticons, but it will take some time."
For the next few weeks, Lockdown studied the base with the Autobots inhabiting it. Pulse caught his attention, but he offlined his optics and muttered "Not now. Not now." He saw the rest of the Elite Guard, and noted on who was left of the free Autobots. The Dinobots worried him, but if he was fast enough, he could avoid being hit by them when fighting them. He also noted on where the Decepticons were kept at the base, and he slowly formulated a plan…
"Ok Swindle, you set off your explosions, and cause a diversion for the remaining ones at the base. I'll free the rest of the Decepticons" said Lockdown. "How come I have to be the diversion?" asked Swindle. "Because you'll find my pede up your aft if you're not" muttered Lockdown. Swindle nodded, then got into position as he set off the bombs. They blew up, alerting most of the Elite Guard and Autobots to leave the base. "Time for part two" said Swindle as he drove into the base. He drove out as fast as he could with the remaining Autobots behind him. Lockdown quickly ran to the base, and slid into the back room.
The Decepticons were in the back room when they heard the explosions, followed by screaming. It was a few minutes later that Lockdown arrived at the scene. "Lockdown, what are you doing here?" asked Megatron. "Part of a plan to get you guys out" said Lockdown as he undid the stasis cuffs on all of the Decepticons. They all felt their wrists, then Lockdown hurried toward the Medical Bay. "Lockdown, what are you doing?" asked Megatron. "Optimus and a few of the others are in stasis-lock. Now's our time to offline them for good" said Lockdown as he hurried down the corridor. "Now, I am most amazed by his brilliance" said Sunstorm as a few Decepticons followed Lockdown.
Optimus and the others were in stasis lock in the medical bay when the Decepticons entered it. "Heh, heh, heh. Looks like we'll never be able to finish that rematch, Prowl" said Lockdown as his arm transformed into a chainsaw. The other Decepticons got out their weapons, and were prepared to mangle the remaining Autobots when they heard a "Meow" coming from behind them. They looked behind them, but saw nothing. "A ghost! A ghost! It wants to eat our sparks!" screamed Skywarp before they heard a "Goo?" and he shrieked again. Lugnut looked down and saw a tiny cat sparkling looking up at them. "It is nothing more than a tiny sparkling, Lord Megatron" said Lugnut. "Eek! A sparkling ghost!" shrieked Skywarp. Starscream looked at his brother/clone and said "Seriously, Skywarp. Are you really that pathetic?" "Goo-bah, ga ga, meow goo" said Ravage as she crawled toward Skywarp and hugged his pede. He shuddered a bit, then Ravage began crawling up his armor. "Gah! Get it off me!" he shrieked as he began running around the medical bay. By this time, Ravage had crawled up Skywarp and was hugging his neck. "Gah! Get it off me before it drinks my energon!" shrieked Skywarp. Starscream looked over at Megatron and said "And you said that I was the worst one out of my clones. Seriously, how can I be worse than him?" Megatron just offlined his optics, placed a servo over them, and muttered something.
"Nevermind, Lord Megatron. I shall get rid of this pest for you" said Lugnut as he raised his arm and prepared to punch Skywarp and Ravage. Ravage took one look at Lugnut and did the only thing that she could do: she screamed and cried as loud as she could.
The Decepticons covered their audios as Ravage screamed and cried, before Lugnut shouted "I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS VERMIN! I'LL SMASH IT!" as he raised his fist again in the air. Ravage then suddenly stopped crying, then looked past the Decepticons and began babbling happily as she clapped her paws. "Why did that little brat stop?" asked Icy as he removed his servos from his audios. They then all heard someone clearing her throat, then looked over to where Ravage was looking. Berserk had entered the room, and was looking at the Decepticons.
Swindle was driving around, and had given the Autobots the slip as he was driving back to base when he heard some loud screaming followed by silence. He wasn't too far from the base when he saw a stampede of Decepticons rush out with Berserk zapping them with her electricity. Her blades were extended as she ran after them, but that was all that Swindle could take before he drove off, racing past the Decepticons to get to Lockdown's ship first.
Berserk stopped when she saw the mad dash of Decepticons try to get into the Death's Head at once, and the scene was funny. All of the Decepticons were trying to fit into one door, and they were pushing and shoving each other to get in first. She laughed, then fired up her tentacles before zapping them. They all screamed, then pushed more to get in first. Berserk just shook her head, then transformed and flew back to base. Ravage needed her.
Ravage was sitting on Optimus' chest and staring into his faceplates when Berserk entered the medical bay. Ravage looked to her creator, then began babbling happily as she picked up her sparkling. She stroked Ravage under her chin, then carried the sparkling to her room. Ravage looked hungry.
The Autobots managed to return to base after putting out the fire and from chasing Swindle, and Sentinel plopped on the couch. He was exhausted from chasing Swindle, and said to himself "Primus, I need to work out more. How will I get femmes if I'm out of shape?" "Well, you could start by stop being a jerk" said Berserk as she entered the room. The Autobots looked at where Berserk stood, and Soundwave laughed. Sentinel snarled, then said "I think that he should be in the back room with the Decepticons" as Berserk looked at him and said "Well, the Decepticons were in the medical bay when I heard Ravage crying." "What?" said Sentinel as he stared at Berserk wide-eyed. "I said, the Decepticons were in the medical bay when I heard Ravage crying" said Berserk. Sentinel widened his optics, then ran to the back room.
There was a moment of silence before he screamed "THE DECEPTICONS HAVE ESCAPED!" He then ran back to the main room and shouted "Who let the Decepticons escape?" "I have no idea, but I was the one who chased them off the base" said Berserk. Sentinel facepalmed himself, then muttered something about hating the Decepticons and Berserk, and why femmes were only valuable for berth-warming and sparkling bearing. Ratchet just glared at Sentinel as he placed an arm around Arcee and pulled her towards him, before looking at Berserk and asked "Looks like that we need to wake up Optimus and the others since the Decepticons escaped. So, does anybody have any suggestions on how to wake the others?" "Well, I do, but we're going to need Ravage for assistance" said Berserk.
Ravage stared at Optimus' faceplates until he stirred, then screamed when he saw Ravage staring at him. She did the same for the other Autobots and Sari, and they weren't happy with on how Ravage woke them up. Berserk heard Soundwave chuckle, and she turned to him and said "Remember on how Ravage would wake you up?" "Yeah, I do, but I always forgave her" chuckled Soundwave. He then placed a tentacle around Berserk's waist, and pulled her towards him. She gave him a smile, then led Soundwave to their berth room and locked the door. Sentinel passed by their room, and all that he heard was screaming and what sounded like Soundwave going "Woo! Woo! Woo!" "Weirdos" said Sentinel as he walked away.
Ravage was painting with Bulkhead in his room, when they both heard Ratchet shout "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? ARE YOU TWO ACTING LIKE YOUNGLINGS IN THERE?" Bulkhead shook his head, but heard Ravage go "Goo?" as she looked up at him. He looked down at the little sparkling, then said "Looks like Ratchet found your parents doing something that he didn't like." Ravage cocked her head, then went back to painting. Ten seconds later, they heard Berserk and Soundwave scream "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT SHE'S/I'M PREGNANT?" "I shouldn't ask, but I'm rather curious on what's going on now" said Bulkhead as he painted something on his canvas.
Later, Berserk was crying in her room as Soundwave sat next to her in shock. How could he have known that Berserk was pregnant for over a month and not know it? He just stared into space as Berserk placed a servo over her stomach. They heard a knock at the door, and Sari stepped in with Bumblebee. Berserk looked up at them with a pause of awkward silence before Soundwave tilted his head slightly and said to the two "What do you want?" "We've came by because we've heard Berserk was pregnant" said Bumblebee. "Yeah? Well, so did the entire base" said Soundwave.
More silence hung in the room before Bumblebee cleared his throat and said "Well, Sari and I were talking, and we thought that we could help you baby-sit for the sparklings if you two ever want to…you know." "Have some private time?" said Soundwave before he was silent for a moment, then said "Sounds reasonable, which is if the sparklings happen to like you, Bumblebee." Berserk was silent for a moment before she said "How did Ratchet find out that I was pregnant?" "Funny thing, actually. Pulse was the one who knew that you were pregnant before he did" said Sari. Soundwave and Berserk looked at each other before they got off the berth and went off to find Pulse. They had some questions to ask her.
Pulse was in the medical bay, sorting out Ratchet's tools when Berserk and Soundwave entered the room. She looked at them before Berserk said "Pulse, how did you know that I was pregnant?" Pulse looked sad for a moment before she said "I know because you told me, the future you that is. You told me that you were pregnant during this time period, and that you lost the sparklings during a Decepticon attack. Of course, they were in the womb for seven months, but they died when Swindle attacked you. He was the one that injected you with this poison, and they perished in your womb before the antidote was given. You never did get over mourning your two lost sparklings." Berserk was silent, before she said "Pulse, if they lived, what would they have looked like?" "Well, according to you, they looked like Earth birds. I only know of their shape, but their pigmentation hadn't been developed on their armor when they were…" said Pulse before she fell silent. Berserk was silent for a moment before she placed a servo on her stomach, followed by Soundwave who placed his servo on top of her own servo. All three of them were silent as Berserk felt the fetuses move in the womb.
Three months passed since Berserk found out that she was pregnant, and it was Sari's birthday. All of the Autobots came to the Sumdac Towers to celebrate Sari's birthday, and some of the children of Sumdac's employees had to come as well. They groaned, but were excited to see the Autobots. The human kids couldn't help but stare at Berserk's bump, but one glare from Soundwave spooked the humans in keeping them silent. "Who's the creep?" one asked. "I don't know, but he can't be weirder than the reindeer-dinosaur one" said another kid as they stared at Pulse.
Isaac Sumdac suggested that they all start off with "Who am I?" when a beam of light struck the table with the presents. Destroyed presents went flying everywhere when a second beam of light began striking the Autobots. Berserk was frightened that a beam would hit her as one hit the ground at her pedes. Furious, Soundwave looked up to where the light was coming from, and found a floating pink unicorn with a masked little girl in a pink dress sitting on it. He shouted "Hey! My sparkmate's pregnant!" at the little girl. She shouted "I don't see on how big, nasty, ugly robots can have cute babies" before the unicorn began blasting at the robots again. "Who is she?" asked Pulse to Sari, who replied "That's Professor Princess. She's this criminal who strongly dislikes the Autobots, and who is really into girly things."
"Are you calling my sparkmate big, ugly, and nasty?" shouted back Soundwave. "She's fat! And I think that your kids are going to be ugly, Mr. Robot Flower" shouted back Professor Princess. "I am not a flower! And what's with calling my sparkmate fat? And my kids are not ugly!" steamed Soundwave as he transformed into a UFO and tried to attack Professor Princess, but got struck by Powder Sugar's horn, and fell to the ground. Powder Sugar struck more of the Autobots, knocking them out. Only Berserk, Blackarachnia, Bumblebee, Blurr, Jazz, and Prowl were the only robots standing. Blackarachnia narrowed her optics after she saw Optimus fall, then transformed into a spider. "Eek! Icky spider" screeched Professor Princess as Powder Sugar fired up her horn, and blasted the spider, sending her flying and crashing into Bumblebee. A separate beam of light hit jazz, Prowl, and Blurr all tried to stop Professor Princess, but they all got frozen in place. "Good work, Slo Mo" said Nanosec as S.U.V. emerged from the Sumdac Towers. "Good work, Professor Princess. You nailed them, knocked them out, bested them. Now lets vamoose, get out of here, make ourselves disappear" said Slo Mo before S.U.V. fled from the scene. Professor Sumdac looked worried, then rushed inside the tower. He had to see what was missing from his laboratory.
"So let me get this straight. You had your daughter's birthday party here, Professor Princess appeared, she defeated the Autobots, and S.U.V. fled from your building, but nothing was missing?" said Captain Fanzone as he questioned Professor Sumdac. "Nothing from my laboratories" said Sumdac "But, I don't know if it was something from storage. All of my failed projects, and Professor Powell's old projects were in storage."
"And you guys couldn't stop S.U.V.?" said Fanzone as he raised an eyebrow to the Autobots. They all looked away sheepishly before Optimus said "Last time Pulse and I fought S.U.V., we had the Dinobots with us, but it seem as if Professor Princess' unicorn had a few upgrades since we last fought her." "What do you mean by 'upgrades'?" asked Pulse as she looked at Optimus. He looked at her, then said "The last time that we fought S.U.V., the unicorn didn't have a large purple glowing horn, and it broke easily. It's as if it got some sort of Cybertronian upgrade or something." Prowl thought for a second, before he said "Now that I think of it, it looked like the Allspark shards, but I've never seen a purple shard before." Purple shard? thought Soundwave before an assistant came running to Professor Sumdac and shouted "Professor Sumdac! Professor Sumdac! We've listed the missing items from storage! A large amount went missing" before immediately stopping on his feet, and handed the list to Sumdac. Isaac Sumdac read the list, before losing the pigmentation from his face as he lowered the list and stuttered "All, all of the, the miss-missing it-items are mi-milit-ary." "Great, just what this city needs: a number of criminals with stolen military weapons. How can this day get any better?" said Captain Fanzone before Berserk came rushing in, panting. "Sweetspark, what's wrong?" asked Soundwave. Berserk had fear in her optics as she said "I found out something that's missing: Ravage."
"Here's the military weaponry that you've requested, Professor Powell" said Nanosec as he and S.U.V. presented the stolen property to Powell. "Excellent" said Powell "Soon, I shall have my revenge against the Autobots and that Professor Sumdac." "And we get our revenge against the Autobots as well" said the Angry Archer. "Yes, yes. And as promised, I shall give all of your weaponry upgrades" said Professor Powell. "And once those Autobots are destroyed, I shall have plenty of strong robotic bodies for my Headmaster units" said Henry Masterson "Those Autobots are going to be so owned once we're done with them."
While S.U.V., Henry Masterson, and Professor Powell were planning their revenge against the Autobots, Ravage crawled out from where she was hiding in the back of the truck, and began exploring. Ravage had crawled out to the truck when she saw Powder Sugar, and followed the unicorn into the back of the truck. Horsey. Floating horsey thought Ravage as she followed Powder Sugar to the truck, and followed her to the end of the truck, before Nanosec piled all of the military equipment in the truck, blocking the panther's only exit. She sat in the truck, looking for Powder Sugar as the truck drove for miles until it came to an abandoned warehouse. The truck stopped when it arrived at the warehouse, and Ravage tried to find Powder Sugar when she saw the unicorn floating to exit the truck. Ravage crawled to get out of the truck, but when she got out, Powder Sugar was in the warehouse. Ravage began sniffing for Powder Sugar (she smelled of strawberries, cupcakes, and cotton candy) and sniffed until she found the unicorn inside the warehouse, not too far from a Headmaster unit.
"Oooh! Look! A gigantic kitty!" said Professor Princess once she saw Ravage playing with Powder Sugar. Horsey thought Ravage as she played with the unicorn. "Kid, that's no gigantic kitty. That's a panther, a jaguar, a puma" said Slo Mo as Ravage began crawling towards the Headmaster unit with Powder Sugar in her mouth. "Uh, just what is that cat planning to do?" said Nanosec to the Angry Archer. "It is just something that would make a wonderful trophy, a glorious and exquisite hunt" said the Angry Archer. "That cat better not use my Headmaster unit as a scratching post" said Henry Masterson as he saw Ravage feeling the Headmaster with her servos.
"Gaaahhhh! Henry, how do you stop that crazy thing?" screamed Professor Powell as he, Henry Masterson, and S.U.V. ran down the streets as the floating Headmaster unit chased them (piloted by Ravage). "When I designed that thing, I wasn't on planning for a gigantic cat to be piloting it!" shouted Henry Masterson as lasers from the Headmaster zapped the ground behind them.
Inside the Headmaster, Ravage was playing with the controls as she zapped the humans before her. Asteroids fun! Blast asteroids! Thought Ravage as she pressed some controls to zap S.U.V.
The scene that was happening in the streets caught the attention of the news, and it was soon broadcasted across town. Residents were watching S.U.V., Henry Masterson, and Professor Powell being zapped from the floating Headmaster as it chased the humans down the street.
The Autobots were back at the base, upset at what happened. Ravage was missing, and they had no idea what S.U.V. was planning to do. Sentinel was yammering on why he should lead to most of the Autobots, with Optimus in front and receiving the direct shouts of Sentinel. Berserk was with Soundwave in their room, both of them crying on how they couldn't find Ravage. Bumblebee was with Sari in her room in Sumdac Tower, trying to comfort her on how her birthday was a disaster. Well, it was supposed to have been a Sweet Sixteen, but it was a $#!**% Sixteen), with the mech stroking Sari gently on the back when Professor Sumdac came running in, exclaiming "Sari! The police have found the missing equipment, and they manage to locate S.U.V." Sari only glanced at her father before Bumblebee said "Um, we're glad that the police have managed to capture S.U.V." before Sumdac said "Well, they haven't caught them yet, but come with me" as he let the two out of the room. Bumblebee was carrying Sari when they came into the living room with the TV on, and Sari and Bumblebee saw why the police haven't captured S.U.V. as of the moment. A Headmaster unit shooting lasers at them was chasing them (along with Powell and Masterson). Bumblebee couldn't help but laugh at the funny scene on the television, and Sari managed to giggle at the scene. "Does Prime and the others know about this?" asked Bumblebee. "Oh, thanks for reminding me, Bumblebee" said Professor Sumdac as he began dialing the Autobot base.
Sentinel was still yammering on when Optimus received a call from Professor Sumdac. "Hello?" answered Optimus. "Optimus, are you watching the news?" asked Sumdac. "No, why?" asked back Optimus. "The police have managed to locate S.U.V., but I've never seen a chase quite like this" said Sumdac as Optimus heard Bumblebee laugh in the background. Optimus turned on the TV to the channel of the chase, and all of the Autobots couldn't help but stare at what was going on. Sentinel gave this grin before he turned to Optimus and said "Now that is what I expect of efficiency of you and your troops. Notice on how that Headmaster, who I still have no idea on how it managed to overpower me, has the criminals on the run. I expect efficiency like that coming from your troops." "Yes Sentinel Magnus" said Optimus as his audios drooped a bit. "Yes Sentinel Magnus what?" said Sentinel. "I am not saying that" said Optimus. "Yes you are" said Sentinel. "No I'm not" said Optimus. "Yes you are" said Sentinel in a more stern voice. "No I'm not" said Optimus in a more stern voice. The two of them were soon arguing in whether Optimus should finish his sentence with "Yes Sentinel Magnus, sir" with ended after an hour with Optimus screaming "YES SENTINEL MAGNUS SIR! THERE, I SAID IT!" "There, see it wasn't too hard, was it?" said Sentinel with a smug look. Optimus just gave him this death glare, but Sentinel didn't notice. He'd noticed that the entire room was empty, with a note hanging from some spider silk. Sentinel took the note and read it, of which it said:
Sentinel~We all grew tired of your argument with Optimus, so we all went to watch the Headmaster unit chase S.U.V. down the street. We'll all be back when the chase ends.
~Blackarachnia
"Primus, can she be a glitch" said Sentinel, of which Optimus shouted at him "What did you call Blackarachnia?" before a fistfight erupted between the two.
Soundwave was still with Berserk when they heard the rumblings and Optimus and Sentinel shouting at each other before the two sparkmates decided to investigate what was going on. They headed down the hallway when they heard Optimus shout at Sentinel "When she lost her virginity to you, she was thinking of me" with Sentinel shouting at him "Oh yeah? Well, whenever she's with you, she's always thinking of me." Soundwave looked at Berserk and said "Seriously, I can't visualize any femme being with Sentinel." "If any femme has been with Sentinel, she must have been wasted" said Berserk as they entered the main room of the base with Sentinel and Optimus fighting each other. "All right! What is going on between you two? Ravage is more behaved than the both of you combined!" shouted Soundwave. "He started it" said Sentinel as he pointed to Optimus. "I did not" said Optimus. Before Sentinel could return the insult, he got commed by Jetfire. "Sentinel Magnus here" said Sentinel as Jetfire said "We've been founding Ravage. Her Creator and Sire would be most pleased to know that she's being all right." "Thank you for locating the sparkling, Jetfire" said Sentinel with the mech emphasizing on 'Jetfire' to indicate whose team located the sparkling first. Optimus narrowed his optics at the Magnus as Sentinel received coordinates for Ravage's location.
Half an hour later, Sentinel, Optimus, Soundwave, and Berserk were at the airport, and they saw the Autobots nearby a hangar. They ran over there, and they saw Ravage hugging a Predator drone. "She kept on saying 'Mama' ever since we've got here" said Bulkhead to Berserk. Berserk said nothing as she approached her sparkling and said "Ravage, Mommy's here." "Mama!" exclaimed the panther sparkling as she ran to her creator. Berserk picked up Ravage and stroked her as she said "Horsey" while trying to reach for Powder Sugar. Berserk picked up the unicorn with one tentacle and studied it before looking down at the sparkling and saying "Sorry Ravage, but you can't play with the unicorn until your Sire and Creator has made sure that this toy is safe for you to play with." "Goo?" said Ravage as Berserk walked back to Soundwave, who looked relieved to find that his sparkling was all right.
Later that night, Ravage was playing with Powder Sugar (with the horn removed, of course) as Berserk rested with Soundwave on the berth. "Do you suppose that this day could have gone any weirder than it did?" asked Berserk as she gazed into Soundwave's optics. "I would be surprised if it did" said Soundwave as he stroked Berserk's wings. Before the two of them could fall into stasis mode, they heard Bumblebee singing "I just kissed Sari, and I liked it" before Berserk looked back at Soundwave and said "Looks like this day did get weirder." "I don't even want to know what Bumblebee is singing about" said Soundwave as he nuzzled Berserk.
Author's note: The Dinobots are all living in the forest when Sari's birthday comes around. I wanted to add some humor with the story in this chapter. I do not own Transformers except for Berserk and Pulse. I also don't own "I kissed a Girl" (but Katy Perry does).
