A suddenly cold aura filled the room and Walter saw Alucard and Seras in the middle of the room. But Seras was wearing her master's hat and trench coat, and that confused the butler greatly.

"Where is that sorry excuse of a human, Michelle?" the nosferatu's voice hit them like warm steel to the skin. He moved toward his master and looked down at her. "Where is he?"

Integra returned his glare and told him he was in the library, and before she could finish her sentence, he had teleported himself there.

Yaaaaaay, this is chapter NINE!!!! But then most of you know that already. ^-^ This where most of the story comes together and reveals where the OCs fit in. But don't worry it's not the last chapter for those of you who were wondering. Some interesting things will be happening… … For those of you who liked the funny bit at the end of chapter 7, at the end of this one will be another one.

Enjoy

Sang Ange

Michelle had his nose too buried in a book to notice the enraged nosferatu behind him. Alucard grabbed the human by his hair and threw him across the vast room, sending him flying into a book shelf. His body bounced off the shelf and fell to the hard black marble floor, causing some books to fall down with him.

The nosferatu walked over to him and picked him up by the collar of his silk shirt. His magma eyes looked through the human's soul and tossed his fist into his face, nearly breaking the human's jaw.

Alucard raised his fist and pounded it on Michelle's stomach, making the man cough up blood as he hit all the harder with each blow. The double doors behind them burst open and Integra stormed into the room shouting curses as she went. Walter, Pierre, and his little fledgling followed after her.

"ALUCARD!!! That is enough, put him down immediately!" her voice rang through the cannels of every ones' ears. The nosferatu did as he was told and dropped him, but not lightly. "What has come over you, Alucard?!!!"

The nosferatu looked down at the human scrambling around on the floor. "Why don't you ask him, besides there are many things he already has to explain. So I'm sure one more question won't hurt," he looked down at him in disgust and then turned to his master. Long moments of silence filled the air before Alucard knelt down and picked the human up by his long hair.

"Argh! Integra, tell your vampire to get its hands off of me, immediately," he eyes wondered around frantically when she remained silent. He was desperate to get free of the elder vampire with his head still intact.

Integra folded her arms across her chest and looked at the scene before her. "Alright, Alucard back off and explain yourself before you break something of his," her stern voice issued the command and her vampire involuntary followed.

"As you wish, my master," he tore his eyes away from Michelle to look at his master. "I suspect you would like me to start at the beginning, correct?" Integra gave a firm nod to his question.

"Very well, I long time ago there was a woman who I had my eye on… Oh yes, she truly was a beauty that caused pain and suffering, yet warmth and joy. However, I was not the only one to fall to her beauty; my brother befell the same fate. As time stretched on she came to me one glorious night, and when he found out, well, he was hell bent on making her his.

"What? Alucard who is this woman you are referring to?" his master interrupted him, and then he realized that the human had not told her about Eleanor.

"She was a warrior, yet a priestess, a temptress, yet a maiden. She was a glistening jewel on the battle field," images of her floated in and out of his mind; she was a vision of green and gold beside him. "Her name was Eleanor von Mort or the 'Beauty of Death' as she was known on the battle field. Well, she quiet literally lived up to that name… She was put on this earth to complete one task and one task only: to judge man and deal death upon them… She simply was the vessel that housed the Armageddon."

Integra found herself frozen in place; she thought that it was all a hoax. The Armageddon is supposed to a battle field where that final fight is to take place, not a woman!!

That is were you are wrong, my master, the nosferatu entered the barriers of her mind, wondering around like mist in the night. You are correct in thinking that it is essentially a place, but being human you limit it to a piece of earth. A body is also a place that can house that fundamental power, but this body had to especially made to insure that she could contain her other self.

"What are you telling me Alucard?" curiosity twinkled in her serious eyes, but it could not be helped, given the circumstances. "So, she was it, but why come to Michelle and beat him up if you already knew."

"What I am about to show you master must NEVER be repeated," he held out his gloved hand in front of her forehead and searched for the memory he was looking for.

"We are all involved in this, so you might as well show everyone in this room," her voice was stern, she wanted to light a cigar and take a long drag, but couldn't, she left them downstairs in the lounge.

Alucard had no choice but to oblige to her command. He splayed his fingers out and concentrated the memory to all in the room. Forgive me, my Seras. I did not want to involve you with my past.

A wave of cold air shifted around them, like a snake in the grass; silent, but deadly. Images of recent memories flowed about in their minds and the seemed to go backwards in time, but stopped when a man with long dark hair and clad fully in armor came into view.

"Master is that you?" Seras watched the man moved in awe.

"Yes," he did not want her involved in his past.

Flash back

Alucard walked leisurely to the iron enforced double mahogany doors at the end of the dark corridor. He pushed them aside and looked into his empty bed chamber; he wondered to the fireplace and glared at the dying embers.

He strode leisurely to his lover's chambers but found nothing, no servants, no guards, nothing. Even upon his arrival the castle seemed dead, but there was no sign of a battle. He then heard movement in the bathing chamber not too far from where he was. Alucard pushed the door aside and the sight froze his heart.

Even in the dim candle light he could see everything so vividly. Eleanor stood by the water her perfect body painted with blood, her golden hair loose and messy also dyed with crimson blood. Even her eyes were not the dazzling jewels they once were; they seemed to have replaced her emerald eyes with sapphire rubies. Someone or what was left of them laid at her feet, chest ripped open, white ribs sticking out of the flesh, intestines wrapped around the body like bloodied ribbons. A pair of white blood stained wings lay a few meters away from her, wings that once belonged to a supposed angel.

"What is the meaning of this?" Alucard's voice echoed throughout the room.

Eleanor tilted her head towards him and away from what was left of the person. Her eyes glistened with a dull crimson hue as she looked him.

"Meaning?" her voice was distorted, as if more than one person was talking through her. "I was sent here to see whether man was worth of being saved, and your brother, even though he was given the pure antics of an angel still revered back to his humanly desires. Man has been judged and you will be left to the clutches of Satan so that a new genesis can begin, and man can be reborn as they were intended to be."

He took two heavy steps forward, his mind blank, but his heart heavy with regret and sorrow of what has befallen him.

"What of our child? I am doing everything in my might to create a Jerusalem for him, so that we can step from this dark haze of violence that surrounds us all," he looked her straight in the eye and stood right in front of her. "You cannot judge mankind on the actions of my brother he is selfish and corrupt, please I beg of you do not do this."

"I am only here to follow my orders. Lucifer was given redemption, but he turned his back on God and went on his own path down to Hell."

"Please..." his stroked her cheek but her skin was cold and colorless. "What in Heaven's name are you?"

Eleanor brushed past him but stopped at the door and looked at him over her shoulder. "I am Death," she walked on, but when Alucard ran after her she simply vanished.

Alucard sank down to the floor, he didn't want to believe the woman he loved was going to kill innocent people, people that still believed in God. He never loved his brother but he was now dead because of her.

Sinister laughter came from the bathing chamber behind him. Lucifer choked on his blood as he laughed at his older brother. He slowly lifted his arms and shoved his ribs back into place, and his flesh soon regenerated itself to its former porcelain-like skin.

"You truly are foolish not to have expected something like this not to have happened sooner or later, brother, after all she is a witch," he got up to his feet and stood alongside Alucard."But she still felt like a woman on the inside."

The elder brother's eyes went wide at his comment.

"You bastard! You knew she was carrying my child yet you still went to her?! Now I understand why she said what she did, you are the embodiment of mankind's evils," he shouted at his brother. "You have taken everything away from me! You took my child and you took her, you foul demon!" he swiftly collided his fist with his brother newly reconstructed face and unsheathed his sword.

The blade sang through the air as he guided it to his brother's chest and kicked him free from his sword. Fresh blood spilled Lucifer's body, but he did not fall to the floor he simply shrugged down his shoulders.

"You still don't get it, brother… Eleanor and I were put on this earth to recreate man and wipe a clean slate on this war torn land. You were nothing but a mere pawn on the board for God to play with," his voice was coated with a dark essence. "And now neither you nor God can stop it!!"

Three years later

Alucard stood amongst a hell torn field of death. After three years Eleanor had blended in with the Ottomans and left a trail of blood in her wake on the battle field. And now she was back for him. She had set fire to his castle, where the sick and elderly were taking refuge from the raging war around them.

She stood atop the hill outside the town, where they had first met, waiting for him to come to his death. Eleanor looked up at the starry sky and inhaled the smell of battle.

Alucard made his way to her but he was not unarmed. He stopped once he was a step away from her. He yearned to touch her again to kiss her but he knew he would never be able to after that night.

"Where is he, where is Lucifer?" his voice was serious, and his tone was powerful, but he could not help but still look at her with love for who she once was.

"He is making the necessary preparations for the final stage, and I am here to make sure you do not interfere with our plans," she looked at him with her crimson eyes, and his heart ached at the sight.

"I am here because I knew you would come… Vlad. I am here to kill you; to paint the moon with your blood, and then the new genesis can begin," her voice was stern and commanding but her eyes held something else; a glint of sadness, of consciousness.

"As much as this will pain me, I cannot allow you to do that," he admitted that much.

A summer breeze swayed amongst the field and whispered unheard blessings in their ears. Eleanor drew her blade from its black sheath and held it at ready. Vlad drew his own sword, but his heart was not ready for what his about to do.

The two danced around, exchanging blows as they went. He tried to strike her right flank but her reflexes were quicker than he anticipated. Eleanor evaded the swipe and guided her blade to his calves. Vlad vaulted himself back and stumbled about to get his balance.

Eleanor sank to the ground and howled in pain. Crimson tears ran down her cheeks, her eyes flashed from green to red as she fought to regain control over her body. Her red eyes flashed and settled in and after a moment she lunged herself onto Vlad, trying to slit his throat.

He raised his arm and thrust his sword straight through her chest, blood streaming from the wound. She threw her head back and hissed, but that hiss turned into a bay of laughter.

"Fool! NO weapon can kill my now!" she pushed him back, breaking his sword free of her chest. The wound heal immediately. Long cut marks slashed across her body, but there was no attacker in sight. "NO! I am in control now; you cannot do anything about it, human!!"

Vlad watched as she shouted and thrashed around, her entire body was wet with dark blood. Her wounds heal, but new cuts lashed on her body making her fall back to the wet, blood stained grass. Eleanor clutched onto her head and arched her back in pain.

Her screams ended suddenly and she fell down from fatigue. Vlad ran to her and held her in his arms. Eleanor slowly opened her eyes and looked up at him with her gentle green eyes.

She roughly grabbed tufts of his dark hair and greatly struggled to breathe. "I-I … Need you to … kill me before she comes back, then nothing can stop her…" her words came in short pants.

Vlad made no attempt to argue with her, he simply reached for his sword and pressed it against her throat.

"A boy; it was a boy… We'll wait for you, my love," clear tears swelled in her eyes and slid down her cheek. He cut the soft flesh of her neck until a main artery sliced open and burst with blood.

"T-thank you," blood spurt from her mouth as she spoke her last words to him.

Flashback ends

The room was enveloped by silence as everyone woke up from the flash back the elder nosferatu had shown them. The nosferatu kept his eyes on his fledgling; all the others were moving about especially Integra, who was pacing up and down for no apparent reason.

"But how does what you've just shown us relate to our current situation, Alucard?" it was his master who was the first to break the silence.

His magma eyes shot in her direction. "Eleanor is a Scion, a true angel of death and back then either one of her halves was in control, but now Lucifer is in control, and that is well bad," he spoke in a dark monotone that sent chills up Integra's spine.

"And in order to stop them we need to draw out the Eleanor from the Scion and kill her… again, but for good this time," he glanced at Seras and a thought sparked in his mind. "I think we have the perfect tool to do just that, you my little Draculina."

Her eyes widened as she saw a sadistic grin grow on her master's lips. "Wait me? But what can I do against her… Master you know how powerful she is-"

"And I also know how powerful you are," he walked to her and looked deeply into her eyes. "Besides I know the Scion wants to kill you, so you'll be the perfect distraction for her while I deal with my pestering brother."


I'll have to end this chap there since it'll take longer to update if I had to squeeze all my ideas into this one chappie. I know the actual chapter is shorter than what I normally do but the rest will be added in chapter 10 and ECT. If any of you views are fluent in French I'm desperate for a tutor, 'cause we just started with French and I'm afraid it's gonna count for the end-term report. T.T The title 'Sang Ange' means 'Blood Angel' in French.

Well now for the funny bit. This one is dedicated to BosBaBe, me closest friend that lives sooooooo far away.

Manga: *rushes out from behind the curtain* 'Ello all you munchkins out there!

Bossie: *she pops out of nowhere* Yes and welcome to today's show. And unlike last time it WILL be exciting!! ^^

Manga: Yeah, yeah just read your keycards and tell them what ridiculous game we're playin' this time. ¯_¯

Bossie: Ridiculous?!! B-but we're gonna make it fun just wait and see-"

Manga: *face turns red with anger* Just tell the poor contestants and audience what it is!

Bossie: GEEZ, don't get your knickers in a twist. *puts on a big sparkly smile* We'll be playing 'know your colleagues'. So put your hands together for our contestants.

Mist sprays onto the stage and four podiums rise up from under it. Bright, sparkly lights shine on the contestants.

Bossie: Our honored guests today are: Alucard, Schroedinger, Lucifer and Mr Leighton??!! *looks desperately at keycards then turns to Manga* What is he doing here? He's not even a character here, he's our English teacher!!

Manga: Well, technically he my English teacher since you're living in Cape Town now! *sticks out tongue deliberately*

Bossie: That's mean, Manga!!!

Schroedinger: *looks at the presenters in confusion* Vhat am I doing here? How did I even get here?

Alucard: *looks at the presenters as well, hoping there would be blood flowing soon, but felt an annoying tug on his black dress suit coat* What do you want?

Schroedinger: Vell, I vas hoping you could tell me vhy we are here… Those humans didn't kidnap us did they? *pointing a finger at the confused and fighting presenters*

Alucard: *sighs* Look you little annoying cat!!! They are authors that write stories about us so they can put us where ever they want to.

Schroedinger: But I'm not in either vone of their stories; it's like they forgot I ever existed!!! *He peered over the black clad angel to look at the man dressed in a white black pin stripped button shirt; a white checked stripped grey pants, a maroon silk tie and his trademark short black hair is now gelled.* AND WHO IS ZAT?? He doesn't even appear in the series at all!

Mr Leighton: Aw, you look so cute with those pink eyes and black fluffy cat ears. What's your name little fella?

Schroedinger: It's Warrant Office Schroedinger. Vat is yours?

Mr Leighton: That German accent is just too cute. Doesn't he just look adorable? *He claps his hands like a little girl and smiles at Lucifer*

Manga: Okay… Well munchkins, there appears to have been a confusion with our list of contestants today, but sadly we're gonna continue and play the game anyway.

Bossie: Just ignore my cynical friend. *Hits Manga over the head with keycards* Listen up, here are the rules: 1. no vampiric powers of any kind THAT includes mind link and you too Lucifer!!

Lucifer: I'm the furthest thing from a vampire, I am an angel, so that rule doesn't apply to me.

Manga: *Glares at him* Why did I HAVE to create such an asshole?! Yes, it applies to you too, since for some bizarre reason you sucked Police Girl's blood and oh, you're not an angel technically you're a demon that was once an angel, so you're a fallen angel.

Bossie: 2. no teleporting, or any of that hocus pocus.

Schroedinger: *Pouts lips, gives us big puppy eyes and presses his black cat ears flat against his head* Please… *he falls back for no apparent reason, but gets up with a dagger in his forehead* Zat hurt!!

Bossie: Ah-h uh… where did that even come from? *eyes wide with shock, she looked at the other contestants.*

Alucard has doing his sadistic laugh, so he's out. Lucifer was chuckling, but that was not his dagger. Her eyes stopped at Mr Leighton, who was pointing at something next to her. Manga held a small golden scabbard in her hand and she was actually grinning.

Bossie: It was you? But why Manga, and HOW?

Manga: That dagger has been sitting in my room gathering dust for years now, so I put it to good use. Plus you were gonna let him cheat, and you know that that whole puppy eye thing annoys the hell out of me!!

Alucard: Can you humans please just get on with this circus, I have things to do.

Manga: See this little 'fun game' is annoying him, and if he gets angry he'll have both our heads… Do you really want that?

Bossie: Okay, other characters will be inside cubicles and the first person to guess the most right at the end of a round it right gets one point. In the end the person with the most points gets an awesome prize.

Round One

Three black cubes appeared behind the presenters. Small cameras hidden inside showed Seras sitting in cube one looking like a homeless person with her master's large trench coat hanging on her small body. Major in no. two was sitting quietly in his chair, thinking of what havoc he could create next. And Heinkel in no. three was lighting a cigarette even though we told her there was no smoking allowed. Lights shined on cubical one.

Seras: Hey, where am I? *Her master's hat slipped over her face completely, but she yanked it back up only to feel it fall over her face again* I'm hungry!!!

Manga: *Whisper in Bossie's ear* Good thing we made those things sound proof.

Bossie: One hint will be provided with each cube. Okay, this person is busty and not too bright.

Mr Leighton hitting his buzzer: Paris Hilton!!!

Manga: Sorry, Sir. That is incorrect, but very true.

Lucifer: Is it that tasty Police Girl?

The walls of the cubical fell down and revealed Seras.

Bossie: Next, this person wears glasses.

Manga: Huh? That can't be a hint; do you know how many people wear glasses in that series? A LOT!!

Schroedinger smiled and happily hit his buzzer and waved his hands in the air. Everyone looked at him like he was a crazy person.

Schroedinger: Easy! It's za Major!

Bossie and Manga sneak to the side.

Bossie: He had to have cheated!

Schroedinger: I can hear you and no I did not cheat. Za Major wears a very distinct colon.

Manga: Just give it to him…

Bossie: Right last one for round one. This person is trigger-happy and likes to smoke.

Lucifer: I think the other contestants have an unfair advantage; they know these people, I don't!

Manga: OH just suck it up, you mother ^=-#^* piece of =$% &*%$#!! *blurred out for unknown reasons*

Lucifer shrugged and sank down. The contestants remained silent, deep in thought. Alucard pulled out his guns and shot down the wall of the last remaining cubical.

Bossie: You can't do that!!!

Manga: Ummmm… Actually he can, it ain't against any of the rules, so he can do it. But we will have to give it to the other contestants since you didn't hit your buzzer.

He aimed his gun at her head and grinned that sadistic trademark grin of his.

Manga: Go ahead and shoot, but I know someone who won't be very happy if you do.

Alucard lowered his gun and put it way… for now. Schroedinger hit his buzzer like it had done something to him.

Schroedinger: Zat is Heinkel, Heinkel Wolfe!

Bossie: AND round one goes to Schro!

People on stage disappear.

Round Two

Three new cubicles came up with Integra in no. one, sitting with boredom across her face. Eleanor in no. two, sitting, saying… well, nothing. And Walter sat in the last one thinking of what he was going to clean first at Hellsing manor.

Bossie: Alright the person in cube one is very serious

Schroedinger: OH, oh, oh! I know! Zat lady zat runs za Hellsing Organization, right?

Manga: Haaaaah, correct…

Bossie Hey, you can't yawn here! They'll think that you're not interested.

Manga: Well, I'm not.

Bossie: Geez! Cube two likes, well I don't know, there's nothing written here…

Schroedinger's buzzer was going crazy the second she stopped talking.

Schroedinger: It is zat lady zat vas resurrected from hell!

Bossie: How the HELL did you know that? You've never met her!

Schroedinger: Vell, her head is poking over zat vall and she looks pretty hungry to me.

Both Manga and Bossie turned around to look for themselves. Eleanor's head was poking over the wall and she was looking intently at Integra.

Bossie: Great! Not only is she a mute, but she's retarded as well!

Manga: Hey!!

Mr Leighton: It much better than sparkling girly-ass vampires and besides if life hands you a lemon, you make a lemon cannon!

Bossie: This is insane!! What the hell are we supposed to do with them?! … I know lets look in the 'T.V. Presenting for Dummies'!!!

Manga: But this isn't even a TV show; people read all this on the internet you idiot. And you might want to hide that book now!

Bossie: Huh why?

Mr Oosthuizen pops up behind Bossie and casts a large shadow over her. She turned around slowly and clutched onto the book.

Mr Oosthuizen: How many times do I have to tell you to stop reading in my class?!

Bossie: Umm, well Sir I'm not in that school anymore, so I don't count.

He grabs the book and goes pouf!!

Bossie: What the hell? Manga where did he come from? That's the FORTH book he's damaged already… *Goes teary eyed* I want my book back!

Manga: Oh yeah! I thought up this whole think in business studies class and I just remembered how he threw your book in the dustbin.

Bossie: *Sniff* On with the show!!! Cubical three likes cleaning.

Schroedinger went crazy with his buzzer yet again.

Schroedinger: It is that double backstabber, Walter Dornez.

Manga: Correct… Haaaaah…

Round Three

Bossie: Okay, the last and final round!

Manga: Thank goodness!

Bossie: Why do you say that?

Manga: I got better things to do; like try not to roast alive in my blazer at school in this heat down here.

Bossie: But then why are you still typing this?

Manga: Well… … Argh! I have nothing better to do!! Happy?

Round three's cubes come up. Rip van Winkle in no. one was singing Webber's Der Fruichcutz, again. Zorin blitz was mopping about her cubical. And the presenters gave Dok in no. three, a frog to dissect to keep him happy.

Bossie: Okay, lets se no. one likes Webber's Der Fruichcutz.

Alucard used his telekinesis to push his buzzer before Schroedinger.

Alucard: Rip van Winkle! It's the song she sang before I devoured her!

Manga: Charming… Correct.

Bossie: No. three is blonde… they'll never get this!

Schroedinger hit his buzzer and his pink eyes shone with content.

Schroedinger: Easy! Zorin Blitz!

Bossie: What… how?

Schroedinger: Easy, zere are only a hand full of blonde important characters, and since Major, Integra, Seras and Heinkel vere already on za stage zere vas only one person left! And zere are two stupid blondes; I am very sad to say the dumbest of them has to be Zorin… She flew the zeppelin straight into the ground, stupid girl.

Manga: *Chuckles* Clever. And he is correct!

Bossie: So it's a tie between Alucard and Schro for round three. No. three-"

A frog burst from Dok's cubical and did flips in the air. It looked like it walked straight out of a Frankenstein movie, but it did some wicked ninja moves.

Manga: *Goes all starry eyed at the frog* Aw, I want one!

Bossie: For what? Are you gonna feed it to Caradoc?

Neither of them heard Schroedinger's buzzer, so he started shouting at them in German.

Bossie: Sorry, Schro!

Schroedinger: It's okay, but zat answer in Dok!

Manga: We have a winner!!!

The frog was hopping towards Alucard, but before it could land on the ground Alucard shot it in its mid spring. Red mush went everywhere!

Dok: What schist shot poor Frank??!!!

Bossie: Okay… Well, all you contestants did well, but Schro was the best! Give each other a big bear hug.

Manga: Bossie that's not a very good idea……

Lucifer and Alucard walked to each other but stood still for a while. The angel lunged himself onto the vampire and the two started ripping each limb from limb.

Schroedinger went over to Mr Leighton, but he stopped the cat before he could hug him and pat him on the head.

Bossie: Sir just hug him, he won't bite.

Mr Leighton: Aaah no! He may be cute, but I have no idea where this thing has been!

Schroedinger started purring and wanted to rubbed against his leg, but Mr Leighton backed away real fast.

Mr Leighton: I have no intention of getting cat hair all over my pants thank you! And besides it just looks gay!

Manga: Fine by me, but Schro get your ass up here and collect your prize.

He rushed to the stage and mist sprayed in from somewhere. A big pink Hello Kitty bag was presented to him.

Schroedinger: Ah, wow! It is vonderful!!

Manga: What? It's hideous, and it was cheap too.

Schroedinger: I love it!

Manga: But it's PINK and you're a DUDE! … You are a dude aren't you? *Lights shone on the bag and it started to sparkle* And it sparkles?!?! Aaaaaarrrrrgh!!!!

Manga runs from the stage covering her eyes while Bossie just stands there a midst the chaos.

Alucard: More sparkles?

Schroedinger sees him approaching, but ran away before he could get to him.

Alucard: Get back here!! I just want shoot that fucking sparkling bag full of holes!

Schroedinger: Get avay vrom me!!! It's my bag!

Lucifer ran after the Alucard, who was chasing after Schro. The only people left on the stage where Mr Leighton, Bossie and what was left of the poor frog.

Bossie: Since the runner-up isn't here to get the prize; it will have to go to you, Sir.

She presents a smaller Hello Kitty messenger bag to him.

Mr Leighton: Don't you guys have a Kim Possible one?

Bossie: Sorry, if I'd known you would be here Sir, I would've gotten one, but that was all there was anyway…

Mr Leighton: Ah…

Both of them stand there in silence and listen to random crickets chirp in the background.


Dok says 'What schist shot Frank?' Schist means shit! Hope you liked it. Oh, a friend of mined asked why I didn't have more reviews, but unlike some people (emphasis on some people a.k.a. friends of mine) I do stories because I want to, not to see if people across the world will like it… … But review if you want to, just so she can stop nagging!

Caradoc is my lizard for those of you who didn't know. ^^