Disclaimer:
Me: OHMAIGAWSHNESS!! TWIN! DID YOU SEE THE TRAILER?!?!
Twin: YEA OMFG EDWARD WAS HOTT!!
Edward: hellooooo? I'm right here!!
Me: Yea, and Jasper was to DIE FOR!!
Jasper: Dude, they just called you hot. They said I was to DIE FOR. BAHAHA
Edward: They like me so much better…….
Jasper: pshhh yea right.
Jacob: DUDES, did you see the way I totally jumped over Bella and killed Laurent? Clearly, I own.
Jasper: But did you see how hot I was when I was running towards Bella??
Edward: DUDE! You were going to kill her if I hadn't saved her!!
Jasper: Edward……..you threw her into a table……
Edward: BUT I SAVED HER!!
Jacob: you left her!
Edward: BUT I SAVED HER!!
Jasper: then you tried to kill yourself!
Edward: BUT I SAVED HER!!
Jacob: okayyyy……
Me: *turns back to Twin* damn, Jacob was pretty damn hot though…..
Twin: yupp
Jacob: *smirks*
Me: BUTT I'm still team Edward…..
Edward: *smirks*
Me and Twin: BUT JASPER WAS THE HOTTEST!!
Jasper: BAHAHAHA
A/N: HOLY SHIT THE NEW MOON TRAILER WAS AMAZING! IT WAS EXACTLY HOW I PICTURED IT!! Well, not how Jake jumps and turns into a wolf and kills Laurent, but I think it's BETTER!! I lurrvee it! And, I must say, DAYUMNN, Jacob looks fiiiiine. But, sorry, I'm still Team Edward. Also, Jasper looks HAWTT!!! WOOT JASPER!!
Chapter 9: The Fast and the Furious!
"WE WIN!!! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Emmett and Mitchell yelled together. I swear they are the 2 most competitive bitc—
"BY ONE POINT!!" I screamed at Mitchell. He started laughing as I walked over to him."Okay, Mitchell. I know what will wipe that smile off your face…." I muttered under my breath. "CAR RACE. Tomorrow. Loser buys the winner upgrades." His face fell as everyone erupted into laughter. But then he smiled. "Deal. And this time, EVERYBODY races." I continued to smile, but it was forced. Like, one of those fake smiles that you give to someone who you completely dislike. Mitchell had the same look plastered on his face, and we just stood, and fake-smiled at each other.
Bonnie walked in between us and put her hands on our chests, pushing us away from each other. I turned around and walked over to Edward. He slung me on his back. I saw Mitchell glaring at Edward. "You know, she can walk on her own." Mitchell muttered through his teeth. Edward smirked.
"Yea, but I like to have her in my arms." Edward taunted him.
I frowned as Edward raced through the forest to the house. He didn't stop running until he reached his room. He let me down and I breathed in the scent of the room. It had been 60 years since I've been up here. Edward's room was much the same, except and king size bed was placed next to the wall. I walked over and laid my hand on the soft material of the bed spread.
"What was my prize if we won?" Edward whispered in my ear. I could feel his cool breath on my neck. I turned around and met my lips with his. He moaned into my mouth as our kiss grew feverish and we laid down on the bed, him on top of me.
Just then, our door swung open. "WAT'CHA DOINNN'??" Emmett boomed as him and Mitchell walked in our room. Edward sighed and got off of me.
"What, Emmett??" Edward groaned at him as I glared at Mitchell, who was smiling innocently.
"Oh, well, I was just walking down the hallway…..when Mitchell here, said he just HAD to talk to Bella about something, right this minute. So, I thought, any chance I get to torture Eddie-boy…." Emmett was cut off as Edward elbowed him in the stomach. "Do not call me Eddie."
"Was there something you needed, Mitchell??" I asked, glaring. His smile grew wider.
"Yea, you know, I just thought we could talk," he said, lying on Edward's couch, putting his feet up, and his hands behind his head.
A growl erupted from low in my chest. "Mitchell, OUT!"
"Awww, what's wrong, Bells?? I thought you'd want to go whoop me in some Xbox!" He put on a heartbreaking face as he sat up. He was just as bad as Alice about that, so I had to look away. And, you know he's up to something when he says anything about me beating him at something.
"Mitchell, don't you start with me! I know exactly what you're doing! OUT!" I yelled. He got up, glaring at Edward.
"You'll see. She doesn't belong with you! No one knows her better than I do!" he said before stalking out of the room. Edward snorted.
"WHAT is so funny?" I said, glaring at him.
"He does hate me for what I did to you, but mostly he's afraid that now that you have a mate, you won't be spending much time with him anymore." Edward whispered in my ear, much too low for anyone else to hear. Emmett had left the room already.
~~~Next Day~~~
I walked down the staircase with Edward to the Cullen's living room. The night spent with Edward was amazing. We had decided that Bonnie, Shane, Mitchell, and I would be moving into this house because it was a lot bigger. I'm sharing Edward's room, of course, on the third floor, while Mitchell has his own room just down the hall from ours. Shane and Bonnie are sharing a room on the second floor.
I walked into the living room. Mitchell, Jasper, and Emmett were sitting in front of the large flat screen playing on the Xbox. Rosalie was sitting in the corner of the room reading a magazine, while Alice as sitting, cross-legged on the couch, with a blank look on her face.
"Alice, no cheating!" I snapped at her, and everyone turned to me with a quizzical expression on their face.
Alice groaned, "Awwww, come on, Bella!" Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie rolled their eyes while Mitchell was still confused.
"What?" he asked.
I rolled my eyes. "Alice is trying to see the outcome of the race, but she is only seeing glimpses because I keep changing my mind on how I want to whoop your ass." I said casually. This got him steamed up.
"Let's race, Bella!" he said as he walked outside. Shane, Bonnie, Carlisle, and Esme walked down the stairs.
Rosalie stood up, "Well, I think it's about time we took out our most valuable horse power, guys." She said, and Edward chuckled. I raised my eyebrow at him. He just winked at me as we walked to the Cullen garage.
The garage was larger than ever before. We walked around to a side door that led into a separate room than the one they keep their normal cars in. Edward reached over and flipped on the lights, and a wide smile played across my face.
In an instant I was running around the room, zooming from car to car, gawking, and naming the cars. Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, and Edward laughed while Shane, Bonnie, and Mitchel were shocked. Sure, these cars weren't as nice as my Lamborghini(because it has upgrades!) but they were pretty darn nice cars. Edward started naming off the cars.
"The yellow McLaren F1 is Alice's. The red Pagani Zonda F is Rosalie's. The black Enzo Ferrari is Jasper's. The dark blue Jaguar XJ220 is Emmett's. And the silver Saleen S7 Twin Turbo is mine." (A/N: links to pictures of cars on profile)He said the end with a grin. Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett went to get in their cars and drove them out of the garage. Edward kissed my hand. He leaned in so his lips brushed mine, "You never know, Bella, I might be the one that beats you." He whispered then pulled away. What a tease! Stupid, dazzling, vampire boyfriend….
He laughed as he walked to his car. He got in when Mitchell yelled, "Either way, Cullen, your ass is mine!" Edward started his car, and revved the engine in response. The roars that came from his car were deafening. Squeals echoed through the air as he skid his car around in a circle and drove out of the garage. I skipped past Mitchell, who was frowning and growling, and went outside to my car. What I saw infuriated me.
*In Africa*
Random Guy: Hey Look! A TRE—
Echo:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I. WAS. PISSED!! Shane, Mitchell, and Bonnie were standing behind me, eyes wide, mouths open. Alice, Jasper, Edward, and Rosalie had all stopped their cars and rolled down their windows, looking afraid for their lives. And Emmett……..Emmett was laughing hysterically.
"My. Car. Is. Pink. MY CAR IS PINK!!!!!!!" I screamed at the sky. My beautiful car was covered in pink paint, stickers, post-it notes, and ribbons!! "Emmett, you are your car are DEAD!!!" I screeched as I ran after his car, that was driving away as fast as possible.
I almost caught his car when I felt strong arms embrace me and hold me back. "Shhhh, Bella, shhh" Edward whispered in my ear, and then yelled after Emmett, "Emmett, go clean her car up!!!"
~~15 minutes later~~
After Emmett fixed my car, we were finally ready to race. We all got back in our cars, and I revved my engine. The roars that emitted from my car were the loudest. Mitchell hear me, so he decided to rev his engine louder and longer. So I revved MY engine louder and longer. Which, of course, started an engine revving war between me and Mitchell, until Rosalie yelled, "GUYS! ENOUGH!!"
"Where are we going, Rose?" I asked.
"I know some abandoned roads not far from here. They are wide, too. Follow us." She said as she pulled down the drive, followed by Edward, and then followed by me. Mitchell was behind me, and then Shane, and then Alice, Jasper, Bonnie, and then Emmett. I knew Carlisle and Esme were already there setting up the start and finish lines.
We were winding down the 2-way drive when Mitchell decided to start being funny. He sped up to tail me, and swerved to the left. So I did the same. So, he tried to swerve to the right. I swerved to the right just in time to block him. He sped up more and hitched onto my tail(figuratively). I knew exactly what he was doing, trying to overtake me again. I started swerving back and forth across the road, too fast for him to pass me. My car continued to swerve, and I could see in my rear view mirror, Mitchell's narrowed eyes and his humoring sneer. He stomped on the gas pedal, throwing his car forward, bumping mine forward. To avoid crashing I stepped on my car's gas pedal and inched forward, passing Edward.
Mitchell followed me forward, as I drove on the left side of the road, speeding forward. I passed Rosalie, taking the lead. Oh, crap. Where were we going? Mitchell was behind me, and he started trying to swerve around me again. I swerved back and forth, preventing him from passing me.
"GUYS! Can we PLEASE save this for the race!!" Rosalie yelled out of her convertible.
"I would, but then I wouldn't get to do THIS!" Mitchell yelled, shooting his car forward again, bumping into the end of mine.
"MITCHELL! DON'T YOU DARE HURT HER!!" Edward yelled.
"WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME NOT TO HURT HER?! MR.-I-LEFT-HER-WITH-A-SHATTERED-HEART!!" Mitchell screamed back. I sighed and mentally kicked myself.
"Bella, turn left up here!!" I heard Rosalie yell. I made a sharp left, the back end of my car skidding in half a circle, smoke searing from the road. I continued down the road until I saw Esme and Carlisle standing on the side. I slowed and stopped right in front of the starting line. Mitchell pulled up next to me, Edward behind me, Rosalie behind Mitchell. There were two lanes of cars, that's how we were going to start off. So, it went like this-Me(on the right) next to Mitchell, Edward(behind me) next to Rosalie, Shane next to Jasper, Alice next to Bonnie, and Emmett was all alone. I laughed out loud as I saw him get out with a frown on his face.
"WHAT THE HELL!!!" Edward screamed as he got out of his Saleen. He stormed over to Mitchell, and was now talking in a quiet, deadly voice, "You could have hurt her!" Mitchell was about to respond when I ran over, put my hands on their chests and pushed them back from each other. "ENOUGH!" I yelled. Edward turned and walked away.
"Ok, the finish line is at the end of the road, I will be at the end deciding who wins, Esme will say 'GO', and if anybody," nobody missed that he glanced at Emmett, "Leaves before she finishes saying 'GO', then they are disqualified. You cannot bump other cars off the road. And, please, children, try not to damage your cars too much." Carlisle said before he disappeared down the road. We all walked back to our cars and started them. Now everybody was revving their engines, as Esme yelled, "READY, SET, GO!!"
And I pressed on the accelerator.
A/N: Yea, so I'm going to try and post next chapter tonight. Unless something important keeps me from posting it. What do you guys think?? LAWLZZ the car race is my fav!!
Thanks SOOOO much everyone for all of the reviews!!!! Love you guyzz!!!
FUNNY REVIEWS:
Negitive Reviews...on your story...do they have computers in aslyums or
something?
Brb gotta go make some phone calls...!
Back um your okay with visitors right...
Emmet walks in cracking his knuckles,Jaspers bareing his teeth,Edward is
growling with Bella,Mitchell and Bonnie.
Emmet:Just give us the names of these bad reviewers who can't give
constructive critism
Jasper:We shall
Emmet:Kill them!
Bella:Unles of course you don't want us too Jaspersaysrelax
Mitchell:How dare they diss our creater
Shane: (yelling) SOMEONE DISSED OUR CREATER!
Bonnie:sh Shane it's fine...we'll take care of this
Edward:Uh isn't that the person and her friend who forced me and Jasper to
play duck duck edward...
Me:Yes
Edward::! alright lets kill him unless Jasper says relax says not to
Me: if not let me know
(growling is heard)
Me:Yeah theres alot of angry vampires
(bites nails nervously)
PS Love ur story it makes me laugh so hard i have tears in my eyes
- TwilightParamoreObsessor
Who has been giving you nasty reviews?? I'll sick Emmett on them. He is very
angry right now. Jasper and Edward are both holding him back. Say the word and
I'll let him go. Or say that you don't want him to beat someone up and I'm
sure he'll stop. Say one or the other because I don't think they can hold him
any longer and I fear you are the only one that can calm him down. LOL.
Seriously don't listen to them. You are an amazing writer and your funny as
hell. Anyone who gives you a bad review and isn't helping is probably just
jealous that they can't write like you. Don't let it get to you
Meagan
P.S Did you like your Edward/Jasper sundae?
Okay I was bored but then I saw you got another chapter up, Okay so I get to
the little review things and I see what SnappleApple450 wrote and the first
thing that popped in my mind was "Haha!Good one SnAp" then the second thing in
my mind was "I have got to try to top that" so
here we are Now!:
Me:*Sitting on a bench*Lalala la la!
Edward n Jasper:*Running by bench*
Me:Uhh what r u guys doing?
Edward:This girl and her Twin were making us play duck duck
Edward!*Shivers*.
Me:Don't you mean duck duck goose?
Jasper:Sadly no.
Me: Uh okay...
Edward: Then this phsyco chick started talking about bannanas!
Me:Hey! I know that phsyco chick!
Edward n Jasper: Takes a step away from Me.
Jasper:Yeah and this girl who has the same name as Rose totally freaked me
out when she was fighting with Alice and for some reason people keep talking
about a unicorn named charlie!
Me: Uh yeah dude that unicorn is from a video on youtube.
Edward: So what? The unicorn talks?
Me: Yeah it does.
Jasper: Why?
Me: Dunno its just some video a nerdy guy made to get some laughs off it.
Edward:Wait a minute...Aren't you exposed to be writing a review?
Me: Uhh yeah but you guys destracted me.
Edward n Jasper: For the authors sake just write a freaking Review!
Me: Okay Okay! Fine! Jeez..
I love your stories! There full of Awesomness and rainbows ;-)
Hope you keep writing ;-)
P.S. I don't have a Twin I have a opposite, my opposite is SnAp450, She's a
good opposite, but remember don't let her read this story too much, Because I
heard this saying that sometimes too much of a good thing can be a bad thing*I
say this sagely*(SnAp throws a book at me) okay never mind keep going on your
story! Please or she'll do something drastic!
Love ya'll!
- MangoTango450
