Inspired by 'Organization XIII does Walt Disney World!' by bluemoonlightgirl.
Marluxia wakes up to see Demyx in his face.
"AH!" Marluxia screamed.
"Hi, Marly!" Demyx happily said.
"Demyx. What do you want?" Marluxia asks, grabbing his chest where his heart should be.
"Nothing. Just watching you sleep."
"And I should not be afraid of that because of what reason?"
"Cause Zexy told me to do it!"
"Zexion! What is the meaning of this! Telling him to watch me sleep. Are you mad!" Marluxia says, angered by Number VI.
"Well. I had to get away from him some way." Zexion said, pulling his black tank top over is head.
"Why didn't you give him a cookie."
"Because he's already hyper enough. Anymore sugar and he'll become a super hero."
"Really!?!" Demyx squeals.
"No." They both reply.
"Will you fags shut up!" Larxene shouts.
"Is fag your favorite thing to say?" Marluxia asks.
"Why yes, it is. Because it describes all of you when im angry!" She shouts.
"Well sorry missy!" Marluxia shouts back.
"Do you want an electricity charge kunia up your ass?!" Larxene replies, angered yet again by his comment.
"Like the boy said. You must like it kinky. Only you would say something that perverted." Marluxia coldly replied.
"But I......im not.....you.....kinky....ass....." Larxene stammered.
"That's what I thought." Marluxia said.
He picked Demyx up and put him on the couch. He turned it to some kid show, and let it run. He then went into the bathroom to take his shower. Everyone else, except Demyx, watched Larxene as she stammered. Until she finally came to her senses.
"UGH!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU WHEN WE GET HOME!!!! I SWEAR!!!!!YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE MARLUXIA!!!!!!" She yelled. Electricity pulsing though the room.
2 hours and several murder attempts later
"We're going to Animal Kingdom!" Xemnas yells.
A manger then walks by and smacks him across the head. Yelling at him while beating him.
"You don't yell in here! We aren't in a barn!" She yelled.
She then walked away, leaving Xemnas staring as she leaves. He quickly mumbles under is breath.
"Im going to probably kill her." Xemnas mumbles.
"What was that?" Xigbar asks.
"Nothing." Xemnas said, heading for the door.
They all get in the dreaded bus, and ride it. Like they have several other times. After awhile of being looked at weird, being whispered at, and having some people be very rude to them, they get their. And then they all split up.
Xemnas and Saix
They got inline for some animal safari. They got in the middle section of the bus, and took a seat. And they sat their for awhile, waiting for the ride to start.
"It says here that real animals are kept here." Xemnas said, reading a pamphlet.
"Yeah, but does it have to be so Kingdom Hearts dang hot." Saix replied.
"Well, I guess not, but...." Xemnas started to say, but saw something disturbing.
Saix began to pant heavily, as the heat clung to his body. And it didn't help that he was in that hot, long sleeve, black leather coat either. He then stuck his tongue out and began to act like a dog. Xemnas then turned around. Not even making eye contact with him.
The ride finally started and they began to move. Saix, feeling the breeze quickly cooled down, and Xemnas was no longer afraid. They passed some animals, well, a lot of animals actually, but that's not the point. They then stopped to listen to what this guy had to say. Until something awful happened. Saix saw a pack of hyenas. And he did something unimaginable.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Saix howled.
Everyone in the bus stopped to listen. They thought that it had came from one of the animals. Xemnas then put his hand over Saix's mouth. Stopping him from another howl.
"No im going to remove my hand from your mouth. But when I do, no more howling. Got it?" Xemnas explained.
Saix shock his head very, very fast. Xemnas, seeing this, removed his hand. Saix then held back the urge to howl again. He leaned over and told Xemnas what he could only say. Being hyper from the hyenas.
"Xemnas.......dog friends......howl....come over.....sniff butts......eat meat....hunt....." Saix whimpered.
"Do you have animal urges?" Xemnas asked, frightened.
Saix nodded furiously and was bouncing up and down in his seat. He lowered his head and then howled again.
"!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Will you shut up!" Xemnas yelled quietly.
Everyone looked around again. Wondering why something was doing this. Until the awkward question came up.
"Is it mating session?" A man asked.
"I believe it's almost that time." The director replied.
"Oh Kingdom Hearts." Xemnas sighed.
Saix was looking at a hyena. Which Xemnas thought was a female. Saix was trying to crawl his way out, probably to commit adultery with this thing. Saix was apparently getting frisky. Xemnas grabs him by the waist and pulls him on top of him.
"No. You will not mate and or mount that beast. Your human." Xemnas whispered.
The bus then took off, and Saix calmed down. Xemnas took a sigh of relief when they got away from those things. But apparently, Saix had no memory of what had just happened. So he began to pant again. Until bad luck struck again. A hippo was in the middle of the road, and would not move. So they sat their for an hour, and it was still their. And their luck kept on this streak. Until finally, he snapped.
"OH COME ON!" Xemnas yelled, getting out of his seat.
"Superior please. Your making a foal out of yourself." Saix said pulling him back down into his seat.
"Sigh." Was all Xemnas could say.
Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus
They walk to a place called Dinoland U.S.A. They walk around and find that everything is based on, you guessed it, dinosaurs. They all headed to a ride that happened to be in the dark. The three companions got in line and waited. Until Xaldin finally spoke up.
"So, what do you think this ride is about?" Xaldin asks.
"Dinosaurs." Lexaeus replies.
"No really?" Xaldin said sarcastically.
"Didn't have to be mean." Lexaues replied, hurt by his earlier comment.
"Anyway, I mean what do you think the ride is?" Xaldin corrected.
"Probably some kind of roller coaster thing. What else would it be.' Vexen guesses.
"We could ask." Lexaeus pointed out.
"We can't ask!" Vexen snaps.
"Why?" Lexaeus asks.
"Because we're men. We're suppose to know where everything is." Xaldin explains.
Lexaeus sighs and continues to wait in line with these......'smart' people. Until the finally get to the ride. They walk up and find that they get the front row. Lexaeus takes the far left seat, while Xaldin gets in next, followed by Vexen. They sit and wait a little bit until it finally starts.
As the ride takes off they are soon taken into a lush, topical setting. Like they had gone back in time. Which was what the wanted you to think. Dinosaurs flied high above their heads, while some were peeking their heads out to see this strange machine. Everything was peaceful. Herbivores everywhere, looking at them all. Not posing as a threat, until the bushes rumbled. Like something had ran behind the bushes, and was closing in on them.
"What was that?" Vexen asked, looking around, quite concerned.
"What was what?" Xaldin said, looking straight ahead.
"You didn't hear it?" Vexen asked again.
"No." Xaldin said, trying to get this man off of him.
"Lexaeus, did you hear it?" Vexen asks.
"Hear what?" Lexaeus asked, looking at a happy baby dinosaur on his side of the car.
Vexen sighed and sat back in his seat properly. Awaiting for the noise to come once more. Xaldin just looked at him to see that he had a hatful stare on his face. He punched Lexaeus in the arm and moved his head for him to look. Lexaeus finally got the hint and tapped Vexen on the shoulder.
"What?" Vexen hissed, glaring at them.
"You probably heard a machine part moving." Lexaeus told him.
"I guess your right, I mean, I haven't heard it again so you must...." But Vexen was caught off.
A giant T-rex had popped out of the bushes on Lexaeus's side. Upon seeing this sight, the three of them panicked. Xaldin's mouth dropped down and it looked like he pooped himself. Vexen was shaking violently, actually afraid that it might bite them. And Lexaeus, he shrieked like a little girl. The T-rex roared loudly, and then started snapping at the passengers. The three in front almost pissed themselves. The car moved and then the three were scarred.
The ride then went on a little further, and then it came to and end. Everyone got off the ride happily, except for the three. Xaldin got off looking like he had seen a monster. Vexen got off shaking. And Lexaeus got of, crying a little. But he wasn't bawling. Only a few tears were on his face, but that was still considered crying. They then all ran out of the building.
Xemnas and Saix
That damn hippo was still their. And why it stayed their nobody knows. It wasn't eating, wasn't pooping, wasn't peeing, wasn't giving birth, wasn't mating, wasn't even doing anything. Just standing their. It must have been the retarded hippo kid out of the group, for no other hippos came to join in. That, or that one hippo just smelt really, really bad. So it was now going on hour five of this trip. And not only that, but those damn hyenas followed them. And it seemed like Saix was trying to impress one of them. For he kept doing these weird body movements. But that's another story. Xemnas was third of waiting so he got up and walked to the front of the bus.
"Give me that!" He yelled. Snatching the megaphone away from the man who had it.
"But....but that was mine." He whined.
"WELL TO BAD!"
Xemnas leaned over the truck and pointed the megaphone at the hippo. He then began to yell at this animal.
"IF YOU DON'T MOVE I WILL RAIN MY NOBODY ARMY UPON YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND LOVED ONES! AND THEN YOU ALL WILL BECOME HIPPO HEARTLESS AND NOBODIES! AND THEN YOU SHALL BE SENT TO WAR! AND THE KEYBLADE WEIDER WILL DESTROY YOU!" Xemnas yelled.
And you wanna know what that hippo did. Do you? Well, that hippo farted really, really, really loud. So now, it wasn't moving, and everyone was breathing in hippo farts.
"You will rue this day! RUE IT! He shouted back.
"Just sit down!" A lady yelled at him.
"And you will too!"
She glared at him before he finally stood up on a seat, almost pushing a three year old out of the car and yelled loudly.
"YOU WILL ALL RUE THIS DAY! YOU WILL, AND YOU WILL, AND THAT DAMN HIPPO WILL, AND THOSE HYENAS THAT ARE MAKING SAIX FRISKY WILL! ALL OF YOU WILL!"
He took his seat next to Saix, and again, they played the waiting game.
Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas
They were in line for the ride Mount Everest. They were standing outside, which looked like they were walking through the temple. They soon got bored and started to have a conversation.
"So, this is a double seater ride. Who's with who?" Xigabr asked.
"Im with Roxy!" Axel yelled.
"Im with Larxene." Marluxia told Xigbar.
"Im with Zexy!" Demyx squealed.
"And I guess im with Luxord." Xigbar sighed.
"Is that a problem?" Luxord asks.
"No, it's just. I ride every ride with you."
"Well sorry!"
They waited in line a little further until they got to the part were the were looking at artifacts.
"Id like to met this yeti. It's killing strategies are excellent." Larxene said reading about the monster.
"Well that kinda ruins the fun loving atmosphere." Marluxia said.
"Sorry." She replied.
"So, um, what do you think the Superior's doing?" Roxas asks.
"Probably having the time of his life." Axel commented.
Xemnas and Saix
Xemans was still on that ride. And that hippos was still farting. And Saix, he had fallen asleep.
Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas
They finally got up to the front of the line after waiting for hours on end. Unfortunately, enough cars were open to hold them. Just not enough for them to be near each other. Xigbar and Luxord grabbed the very last seat on the train. So they were the last of the last. Marluxia and Larxene had gotten a car six up from Xigbar and Luxord's. So they were in the middle, just close to the back. Demyx and Zexion had gotten a car four from the very front. And guess who got the front car? Axel and Roxas did, and they were as excited as ever. And then the ride started.
Roxas and Axel's car
They rose up to the top and were literally jumping up and down. Roxas, wasn't to much for he was suffocating his legs with the safety belt on, while Axel tried to take it off once or twice. They got to the top and started speeding down the track, until the saw bent up tracks.
"LOOK AT THAT, ROXAS!" Axel yelled.
"Please let that be part of the ride, please let that be part of the ride." Roxas chanted.
Zexion and Demyx's car
"Why did we stop?" Demyx asked.
"I don't know." Zexion replied. Holding onto the handlebar nervously.
Marluxia and Larxene's car
"Well this sucks." Marluxia stated.
Until the car started to go backwards.
"NOT ANYMORE!" Larxene yelled.
Xigbar and Luxord's car
"So look at this..." Xigabr said.
"...the tables have turned." Luxord finished.
Axel and Roxas's car
"This is so cool!" Axel shouted.
"Yeah!" Roxas replied.
"COOL! LOOK AT THAT! THE YETI!"
"AWESOME!"
Zexion and Demyx's car
"Yeti monster! Don't eat us!" Demyx pleaded.
"It's not real!" Zexion yell at him.
Marluxia and Larxene's car
"Larxene! Look!" He pointed to the monster.
"Cool! I wish that was my pet!" Larxene told him.
"Of course." He mumbled.
Xigbar and Luxord' car
"Woah. That's surprising to see." Luxord said, tapping Xigbar on the shoulder.
"Yeah. But it rocks!" Xigbar replied.
Leaving group
They all continued to ride until it was over. They then got off and headed for their next ride. And what ride that was they didn't know. They just started to look for something that was cool, and had a cool name.
Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus
They headed to the flying dinosaurs ride. They were able to get in one car and start flying. They were having a awesome time and once it was over, they rode again and again. After riding for the sixth time, they headed to another location.
Xemnas and Saix
They had finally gotten off of the horrible ride and were headed somewhere else. Xemnas was angry and Saix was confused. They headed over to Dinoland U.S.A. to try and find a ride. At that moment, they saw Organization members III-V riding a flying dino ride. They then saw a time travel dino ride, and got in line. After waiting, the took their seats. And nobody else rode with them cause they were to scared to.
"So what do you think this does Superior?" Saix asked.
"I don't know. But it better be good." Xemnas replied harshly.
They then started to ride and as they did it spun and had sharp turns and was fast and they loved it. They went on it four more times before leaving that area f the park.
Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas
"I wanna go on that!" Demyx said, pointing to a water ride.
"You know Axel won't want to go." Xigbar said.
"I can make him." Roxas said.
Roxas goes over to Axel and hits him.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!"
"You forgot!"
"FORGOT WHAT!?!" Axel said nervously.
"You promised that you'd go on my favorite ride!"
"Oh, im sorry." Axel said sadly.
Roxas then starts to whimper and he starts t form tears in his eyes. He then puts his hand in his face and starts to cry.
"Oh no! Buddy! Don't cry!" Axel pleads.
"You hate me!" Roxas cries.
"No I don't! Come on lets go!"
Roxas then grabs Axel's hand and the rest of their group follows. When the got up to the front Axel was confused. He looked at Roxas who was no smiling.
"Why are you smiling like that? And why do I hear water? YOU TRICKED ME!" Axel realized.
SNAP!
Axel looked down to find a pair of handcuffs on his and Roxas's wrist. He glares at Roxas who is smiling.
"Why?" Axel asks.
"Why what?" Roxas replies.
"The handcuffs."
"They can only come off at my will. And besides, you go in the pool. Why not go on this ride?"
"Cause. Were in public, and I could snap and start fling fire bombs everywhere."
"Pwease."
"Fine. And I can see your point. We will be at water parks soon enough anyway." Axel surrendered.
"Yay!" Everyone cheered.
"Yeah, yay." Axel replied.
The get in the round car. Roxas sits next to Axel and is happy that he got him to do this. Demyx is next to Larxene, who is smiling cause it's a water ride. Xigbar was next to Zexion. And finally, Luxord was next to Marluxia. Roxas quickly undid the handcuffs. Then the ride started.
"This isn't so bad. We're moving slowly and peacefully along the water. Now how is that bad?" Luxord explains.
"Not anymore dude. Look!" Xigbar said, pointing to a hill. "Now this ride isn't so peaceful."
"Lets just hope that Larxene won't kill us." Luxord said, as they almost approached the hill.
"I won't. I can control my power." Larxene told him.
The boat turned and turned and turned until it got on the hill, and the people who were backwards were Luxord and Marluxia.
"Looks like were getting soaked." Luxord told his partner.
"Looks like it. But im not ashamed of being wet. It'll just cool us down in this hot heat. Are we almost at the top?" Marluxia asks after his sermon.
Everyone nods and the brace for impact. Luxord just sits and waits, while Marluxia is holding onto his seat belt. The boat goes down and the water comes over the boat, splashing everyone a little, but soaking Marluxia and Luxord. Luxord's hair goes down a bit and his bear is dripping water, along with his coat clinging to his body. Marluxia's coat did the same, but some of his ruffles weren't as poofy or bouncy. His hair was a lot longer now and it clung to his face. His bangs were in his eyes and a few ruffles framing his face were clinging to it as well. He just fixed his hair, and looked at everyone.
"That was.........fun! I hop I get soaked again! It really cooled me down and im having fun!" Marluxia said. As his hair began to ruffle a little again, but was still fairly long.
"I agree. Best thing to happen yet." Luxord said.
They continue to ride until they come up to a waterfall on the side, so only a few riders would get wet. And who are the two lucky people to be on that particular side? Demyx and Larxene that's who! As they went under they both got drenched. When the came out, the looked like the last two wet friends. Demyx's coat was tight in his chest and arm region and his hair didn't really move. It was wet and the back clung to his next, but other than that, he was fine. Larxene's coat was tight in her waist and chest area and she was wetter than Demyx. Her hair clung to her head and neck and her bangs had gone down in height, and looked like they were flat on her head.
"That. Was. AWESOME! We should sooooooo do this ride again!" Demyx squealed.
"Yeah. It's not that bad. Fun really. I just hope that everyone else will get as wet as us. Cause if not, that's not fair." Larxene explained to everyone, but was implying it toward Axel.
The rode some more and it had slowed down. They would get a splash of water here and there, but other than that, no more soaking. For now.
"So, you four, how does it feel to know what your fate is?" Luxord asked, stilling wet.
"Happy! I wanna get wet so bad!" Roxas replied.
"Don't worry, you will. Trust me." Demyx told him, stilling dripping water.
"I just hope Axel gets wet. He deserves it." Larxene slyly told him, still drenched.
"Oh ha ha, very funny Larxene." Axel said, still in his dry and happy form.
"Xigbar and Zexion also need to get wet." Marluxia put in, still soaking up water as he continued to get wet from the little waves.
"And we will." Zexion said, arms crossed, waiting for it to happen.
"And it looks like it's coming up soon." Xigbar said pointing to a straight line with water guns posted to shot riders.
A group of teenagers saw the riders and quickly mounted the guns, shooting at their boat. Larxene got shot a couple of times and was smiling as the water hit her. Demyx was laughing as he got hit and couldn't stop. Marluxia was hit a few times and was trying to pretend that he didn't like it, but he really was. Luxord got hit a few times and after that he watched everyone else get hit. And everyone that was dry was dodging.
"HEY TEENS! YEAH YOU! HIT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE DRY! THAT WOULD BE THE BLOND TEEN, THE RED HEAD, THE EMO KID, AND THE GUY WITH THE EYEPATCH!" Larxene shouted.
They nodded in agreement and it began. Zexion was shot at first, and he quickly became dripping wet with water. His hair got in his face a little and it bothered him at first, but he then started to smile. After shooting at him, they went for Xigbar. He was being shot at like crazy. Soon he too was wet and his ponytail was clinging to is back. Only being able to shoot for another minute they tried to hit Roxas and Axel, but sadly couldn't. So they were left not soaked.
"So guys, did you enjoy your shower?" Larxene playfully asked.
"Yeah! Best thing that has happened to me on this ride yet!" Xigbar said, laughing through his words.
"Told ya! And you, Zexion?" Demyx asked.
"It was enjoyable. Im kinda glad I was shot at." Zexion said, moving the wet hair out of his face a little bit.
"And you two?" Luxord asked Roxas and Axel.
"We didn't even get wet. Were still kinda dry." Roxas whined.
"Were sorry. Maybe you can still get wet." Marluxia put in.
"Well, probably not, it looks like the ride is ending." Axel said.
"Not yet though." Demyx said.
Roxas and Axel had their backs to the highest dropping point. And as they went down, the water was already hitting them. At the bottom a wave of water covered them. Roxas was soaked, along with Axel. Their spikes were still intact, except the were a little lower that usual. And they clung to their heads.
"AWESOME!" Roxas shouted.
"That was actually fun." Axel said.
The ride soon finished and they all exited. They were headed toward the exit to grab a bit to eat, sense a cool restaurant was their, but they met up with everyone else.
"Um, do we even want to know?" Lexaeus asked.
"Yeah you want to. We've been on a water ride. So in your faces." Xigbar teased.
"I see. And you had fun." Xaldin asked.
"Of course we did!" Demyx squealed.
"Ooookay." Saix said.
"And how was your day, Superior?" Marluxia asked.
"We had an okay time." Xemnas said, still a bit angry at that hippo.
"You seem angry. Now why would you be angry?" Larxene said, snapping water in Vexen's face.
"Now what was that for!?!" Vexen yelled.
"For you being a freak!" She snapped back.
"Um, I think Xemnas was going to talk." Luxord said.
"Thank you. Im angry because of a ride we went on. It sucked." Xemnas explained.
"Well were sorry." Zexion said.
"Yeah. We truly are." Roxas said.
"Cut that act guys." Xemnas said.
"Fine, lets go home then." Axel said walking away.
They agreed and headed for the bus. Once on, the ride home was quick and once at the hotel, they went to bed. Dreaming of happy things. Some dreams were of candy, others of lust, and Xemnas's was of him killing that hippo.
Sorry if some of the rides weren't right. The last time I came here was like, 3 years ago. So yeah, I hoped you guys liked it though. Review please! P.S, no hippos were harmed in this chapter.
