Warriors Lake Island Randomness Finale

Almost 2 years huh… Well this is the final chapter. Expect a lot of things from other franchises…


"You think he's okay?"

"Nah, probably not. He looks deader than when the time Tigerstar got attacked by Sweet Tooth."

"Yeah. That's why clowns are scary. Nathan Drake was right."

"No, clowns are not scary. You haven't seen the definition of scary unless you see your grandmother naked in the bathroom."

"What?"

"IT IS NOT PRETTY!"

"But we're cats…"

"… Is Firestar still alive?"

"… Probably not."

"That sounds like bad news."

"Oh darn, he's waking up."

"He is! Welcome back bro!"

Firestar opened his eyes and looks around. Graystripe and Dustpelt stare back at him.

"It looks like he's still alive. The body existed effect still works."

"Yeah, the rule that states everyone is living right now. But if they die in this chapter they die and are out of this chapter."

"What happened?" Firestar asks as he stands up.

"Weeeell…" Graystripe pulls out a note. "Somehow you, Cinderheart, Lionblaze and Heathertail got into a fight. Now you four want to kill each other and are trying to now. For some reason, you were gone. By the way you also started that dare event several months, if not years ago. And you purposely got-"

"Read the Hunger Games!*" Cinderpelt slams a giant book into Graystripe. "It's an amazing book!" She now begins to repeatedly hit Graystripe over and over. "More experience! Take down experience get! Execution! AMAZING!"

Firestar stared at the two, then at Dustpelt.

"She's gotten hold of Hollyleaf's gaming and novel merchandise." Dustpelt slowly backs away. "Now slowly back away quietly… Before she notices you… You'll be in trouble if she sees you…"

Firestar begins to back away then steps on a trumpet. He jumps up and hits his head into a tree, dropping a beehive in front of Dustpelt.

"I said quietly! Not loud enough to wake up the dead!"

"I'm sorry!" A large swarm of bees comes out of the broken beehive. "Hey, the bees look different from the one I usually see."

"Those are tracker jackers… Don't ask how they got in here from Panema… JUST RUUN!" Dustpelt runs away as the mutattion bees buzz more loudly.

"MOMMY!" Firestar runs away just as the swarm begins to chase Dustpelt.

Cinderpelt remained n her spot, beating up Graystripe. Then lifted a giant taser. "Now for Pulse Heal exp! And good Karma*!"

Graystripe stares at her. "Oh I hate my non-existant life."

Center

"Welcome." Tigerstar raises his paws and swings the around. "To the final chapter of your life!"

"Don't you mean final chapter of this fanfiction?" A black cat with a green hat asked.

"Shut up Chen. Don't break the fourth wall." Tigerstar jumped down in front of the group. "Due to Firestar's sudden knockout sometime in the past, I shall now be leading the dare show that Firestar would want me to oh-so continue. And as a respected fellow actor, I respect his beliefs. Now that he might not ever wake up, I shall continue it on his steed."

"If he never ever woke up he would want you to kill yourself." Chen* shouted again.

"Shut up Chen! Get out of here!" Tigerstar coughed out for a moment before taking out a note from behind him. "For now, I shall start with a simple dare… Dare one, Lionblaze kill yourself."

"What!?" Lionblaze jumps up and points an accusing paw at Tigerstar. "Hey I can't do that! Half the audience loves me!"

"We don't have any audience at all since we've been on a hiatus for a year or two."

"Well I have a proposition." Hawkfrost leaps up beside Tigerstar. He pushes a briefcase in front of him. "We'll give you…. A cookie…" The briefcase opens and reveal a single lone cookie on a cake.

"COOKIE!" Cloudtail jumps up from the audience. Some sort of chain pulls him back into the crowd. "Dang it… No respect for me…"

"A cookie on a cake!?" Lionblaze approaches Hawkfrost. "Why would I take one cookie and a cake to die!? It's like punching myself for eating gum."

"There's-" Hawkfrost puts up shades on his face. "-a punch in its taste."

Sol leaps up beside him. "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-OWWWW!" Hollyleaf's claws slash Sol and make him run away.

"… Ehem…" Lionblaze crosses his paws. "Do you seriously think I'll be bought over by a cookie cake?"

"It's chocolate?" Suggested Hawkfrost. "And it's your birthday?"

"You want me to eat it?" Lionblaze smiles and takes the piece of cake. "Thank you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND*!" Lionblaze throws the piece of cake dramatically to the ground. "GOODBYE!"

Lionblaze snatches Hawkfrost's shades and walks away dramatically. Pillar of flames launch out from behind him and he wears the shades dramatically. A large explosion makes Tigerstar and Hawkfrost jump away.

"What…" Hollyleaf watches as the crowd parts for Lionblaze to walk away. "What is this!? Oppa gangnam style!?"

"My cookie…" Cloudtail stared at Lionblaze.

"My shades…" Hawkfrost stares too.

"My dare…" Tigerstar watches grimly. "Oh well that sucks. He's gone. Next dare! Crowfeather, no more Justin Bieber music for you."

Everyone steps back as Crowfeather blinks. He removes his earphones and stares at Tigerstar. "I'm sorry, would you mind repeating that?"

"Gladly." Tigerstar steps forward and scowls at him. "No. More. Stupid. Twoleg. Music. For. You."

There was silence…

"No more Justin Bieber music for me?" Crowfeather repeats with an interested expression.

"I said yes. No more-"

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA H!"

The crowd watches unamused as Crowfeather begins to repeatedly scratch Tigerstar. MIstyfoot on the other hand was busy filming the event. Tigerstar is now screaming like a girl as Jayfeather approaches Crowfeather.

"Buttersock*!" Crowfeather commanded. Jayfeather handed him a strange sock. "Alright!"

Crowfeather repeatedly begins slamming the sock into Tigerstar. The crowd cheers as red liquid begins pouring into the ground.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Crowfeather kicks Tigerstar away. Tigerstar groaned as he rubbed the red liquid from his eyes. "Oh son of a… It's spilling. It's all over… Oh man."

"It's over Tigerstar…" Crowfeather walks up to Tigerstar and raises his buttersock. "Say goodbye…"

"… Goodbye… My delicious ketchup sandwich with only ketchup…"

"…"

"THIS JOKE IS STUPID!"

"YEAH! This excuse of a joke is stupid!"

"WHAT!?" Tigestar yowled out, "I worked all night for this!"

The crowd disperses and begins to move back to the shops nearby. Tigerstar gets up and walks away, planning to take a bath in an attempt to mourn his failed attempt of a joke. Crowfeather on the other hand screams out a battle cry. Breezepelt sneaks up behind him and raises a Stop Sign.

"April fools!" Breezepelt slams the stop sign into Crowfeather. Crowfeather falls down unconscious. "I win!"

From afar, Cinderheart watched with Yellowfang beside her.

"That's now how you celebrate April Fools." Cinderheart murmured.

"How do idiots have so much fun?" Yellowfang growled out , drinking booze from a glass. From behind, Tigerheart refills the glass with liquid. "Thanks kid."

"Don't think too much of it." Cinderheart pulls out a black notebook and begins to write it. "They don't need to think to have fun. At least you're not like Ashfur stuck in that Pokemon* game."

From afar, a computer lands in front of them, unharmed despite falling from a height. Inside the screen was a pokemon, Pikachu, and Ashfur. Electricity was coursing through the whole computer and Ashfur was screaming.

"HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Good point Cinderheart." Yellowfang takes a sip and sighs. "Have you heard of alcohol loving Oakheart?"

"Oh yeah, good old Oakheart…"

"Remember the time he was about to fight with Tigerstar in a duel? Where he checked up with Spottedleaf to fight his enemy in top condition?"

That time…

"So you want me to fight Tigerstar for threatening to eat all your fur if you take a picture of him?"

The great unseen awesomeness Oakheart, previous deputy of Thunderclan dramatically clenches his fists and drinks his beer.

"Yes…" Mistyfoot held her camera with her paws tightly. "Please, I beg of your assistance…"

"Fine… Let's go to Spottedleaf then!" The background changes into the area outside Spottedleaf's Medicine den.

"… What would the point be of doing that when you're not injured?" Mistyfoot was slapped by Oakheart.

"YOU IDIOT! It would be rude to fight my enemy while I'm not in full health condition!"

The great unseen awesomeness Oakheart, previous deputy of Thunderclan glared at Mistyfoot.

Oakheart walks in the den.

Inside the medicine den…

"I'm hospitalizing you." Spottedleaf places her stethoscope down and smiles calmly. "Drink one more alcohol and you'd drop dead on the spot."

"…"

The great unseen awesomeness Oakheart, previous deputy of Thunderclan calmly sleeps on the medicine den's patient nest.

Back to the present…

"Oh yeah, good times…"

Yellowfang finishes her drink and throws it at Ashfur. The glass shatters and Ashfur screams from inside. The cat managed to get 4 feet before suddenly being grabbed by a tentacle from the computer.

"OH MY GOD!" Ashfur pulls out a chainsaw and begins to cut the tentacles. But more were replacing it and grabbing on to his leg. Another lucky tentacle grabbed the chainsaw and Ashfur began screaming. "HOLY STAR CLAN! IT STOLE MY CHAINSAW AND NOW ITS GOING TO KILL ME WITH IT!"

Ashfur begins scratching the tentacles. No effect. 5 seconds of trying and the tentacle monster awarded him by jamming the chainsaw on him. Ashfur let out a gurgled scream before being pulled back to the computer, where a green 1 up mushroom was waiting. Just as he got it, the tentacles began to cover him more before putting him inside the computer.

"That does NOT look good at all," Cinderheart spat out.

"Yeah. Even I would be a better choice than to see Ashfur being attacked."

"… Oh, you remember Redtail? How he treated Oakheart after he heard the news? Ever since the time Firestar allowed alcohol here in Thunderclan everything went downhill for the deputies…"

"Oh yeah…"

Back in the past in the medicine den…

"HAHAHAHAHA! The deputy of Thunderclan can't even drink alcohol? HAHAHA!" Redtail continued to laugh at Oakheart. He then chugs down a bottle of beer. "Deputies and cats like us should always drink these! Protect your body at all costs-bcch, what kind of joke is that! HAHAHAHA!"

The great unseen awesomeness Oakheart, previous deputy of Thunderclan calmly watched Redtail with a smile.

"Maybe you should get a check up too Redtail?" The great unseen awesomeness Oakheart, previous deputy of Thunderclan suggested.

Later…

Spottedleaf sits in front of Redtail holding out papers with a solemn face.

"... Three months…. No, depending on effort, possibly half a year…"

The great unseen awesomeness Oakheart previous deputy of Thunderclan pushes a sleeping Redtail on a wheelchair… somehow…

Then all of a sudden, Breezepelt sneaks up from behind lifting a stop sign. He suddenly slams it into Oakheart's head, knocking him out. Spottedleaf enters the den with a bag on her mouth and stares at a dancing Breezepelt.

"April Fools!" Breezepelt continued to dance before noticing Spottedleaf. "Hi."

"… That's not how you celebrate April Fools." Spottedleaf opens the bag and brings out a chainsaw. "GET OUT."

"ALRIGHT!" Breezepelts runs off abandoning his weapon. Spottedlead gives chase with the chainsaw running. "I'M SORRY! DON'T TURN ME TO A DOLL LIKE IN MAD FATHER!"

Back to the present…

"I was not expecting that at all." Cinderheart begins writing faster on her book. Yellowfang noticed this.

"Whacha writing?"

"Oh this? Just some notes." Cinderheart answered. "By the way, Yellowfang ,what's your name?"

"… My name's Yellowfang… Yellowfang 1345, a code for all cats."

"Alright…" Cinderheart finishes writing and looks at her watch.

"Why are you looking at your watch?" Yellowfang finished her drink. "Who are you the timekeeper?"

"Oh, no I'm not… That's because." Cinderheart looks away from the watch, closes the book then smirks at Yellowfang. "I'm Kira*!"

Yellowfang's expression turns into shock before she clutches her chest with her paws. "Gah!" She falls down and lays still. Yellowfang shall never rise again.

"Just as planned…" Cinderheart lets out an evil chuckle and walks away.

Inside a burrow near the forest, there was a sound of movement before it's gone. Then it was back.

"Stop kicking me!" Firestar growled as Dustpelt moved about.

"Well excuse me…" Dustpelt suddenly looks up. "I think she's gone."

"Want to go check?"

"No, I'm good here. Poor Graystripe."

"He was my best friend… He was my brother from another mother…"

Dustpelt moves forward and looks outside. "I think she's gone… Hey Firestar. I think she's-"

"HIIII! HERE'S CINDERPELT" Cinderpelt half-hissed half shouted with a huge grin as she jumped in front.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DEAR STARCLAN!"

"What are you- OH MY COW! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Dustpelt suddenly shuts in the barrier of the burrow before Cinderpelt can grab him. "SHE'S RIGHT HERE!"

"YOU DON'T SAY!" Dustpelt forms a barricade to seal the tunnel, ignoring Firestar. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!?"

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU! GIVE ME A HAND OVER HERE!" Firestar and Dustpelt fully seals the entrance with leaves and steps back. Cinderpelt begins to tackle the tunnel, but it refused to budge. Then, after a minute of tackling and screeching, the noise was gone. Dustpelt and Firestar stared at each other

"She's here… That means Graystripe is…"

"Oh poor Graystripe." Dustpelt hugs Firestar in fear. "What kind of horror was he put in I don't want to know."

Somewhere…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA H! Don't run!"

Graystripe eats a bowl of popcorn as he watched a giant screen TV.

"I said don't run you idiot! Great, now he knows you're in there… You're gonna get killed by Jason now, nice going." Graystripe suddenly stands up. "This movie sucks. I'm going somewhere else."

A loud screech sounded from the forest around him. Graystripe sits back and begins eating popcorn again.

"On the second of thought, I'm gonna stick around for a few more minutes. Maybe hours… Maybe days…"

Burrow…

"Dustpelt, before I might die I want to say something." Firestar looks up in nervousness. Dustpelt looks at him with gleaming eyes.

"Ever since you started using that twoleg toothpaste for your teeth… I switched it with Cloudtail's… I'm sorry okay. Well what comes out of his rear… That's what I switch it with! I'm sorry! Somehow I remember th-"

"YOU WHAT!?" Dustpelt scratches Firestar. "THAT'S WHY EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT ME! THAT'S WHY YELLOWFANG WAS ALWAYS ANGRY AT ME!"

"Yeah, she always did thought you were mocking her name… Would you accept my apology?"

"… Fine… Firestar, I want to say something to you… I've always… loved you when I saw you enter the clan…" Firestar stares at Dustpelt. "Ever since then, I've always thought about-"

Dustpelt suddenly finds himself outside the burrow. The tunnel's entrance was resealed and now he's trapped outside. He looks around in confusion before realization hits him like an iron fist.

"Well thanks a lot!" Dustpelt suddenly runs away with anime-style tears coming out of his face.

Firestar's den

Heathertail, Bluestar, Breezepelt and Ferncloud watched the TV sitting down.

"Oh, I loved that part." Breezepelt remarked.

"… The TV is not on yet. It's being fixed outside."

"Oh… Well I still love this part…"

All of a sudden, Hollyleaf enters the den dragging a bag.

"Okay, I have it fixed now. Ferncloud here's your food." Hollyleaf tossed it at Ferncloud, whom caught it with her mouth.

"Merci." Ferncloud opened the bag and chomped down its contents. "Hmm? It's spicy… ITS SPICY!"

Flames launched out from her mouth and she promptly ran around the den. Strangely she didn't hit anyone with her flames. That was enough time for Breezepelt to pull out a stop sign. Just as Ferncloud ran past him, he whacked her with a stop sign knocking her out.

"APRIL FOOLS!" Breezepelt began dancing around, earning unamused expression from his companions.

"That… is not how you celebrate April Fools…"

Breezepelt stops dancing "Really?..." He drops his stop sign and runs out, leaving Bluestar, Heathertail and Hollyleaf alone with a knocked out Ferncloud. Heathertail got up and walked 'through' Bluestar, facing Hollyleaf. Heathertail tried walking through her but collided with her.

"… This Hollyleaf is a sp-"

"I'm a spy indeed!" Hollyleaf removes something on her face, a mask, and her body turns into Darkstripe's. The tomcat grinned devilishly as he pulled out a pistol. "Now I am going to kill you a-"

Heathertail pulls out a knife from the ground and stabs Darkstripe. Darkstripe falls down dead, a pool of blood forming. Cloudtail and Bluestar stares at the corpse then at Heathertail.

"Oh look, he shapeshifted into a dead person." Heathertail walks away without a hint of emotion. Bluestar stares at the corpse then at the stop sign.

"I wonder if stop signs work as well as shovels?"

"Want to give it a try?" Cloudtail asked with shining eyes.

Outside…

"Hey Lionblaze!" Lionblaze looked back and lowered his shades as Hollyleaf padded up to him. "Hey Lionblaze! Look at this!"

Hollyleaf twirled a large rifle-like weapon before pointing it at Longtail.

"Cool gun. What does that do? And why do I know what a gun is?"

"First of, don't ask questions like the last one you asked. Secondly, that's what I'm trying to find out."

Hollyleaf pressed the two triggers and watched with anticipation. Lionblaze stared at Longtail for a full minute. Then he sighed.

"Nothing's gonna happen. Let's just-"

An invisible wall of energy launched from the gun and slammed into Longtail. The blind cat yowled as he was sent flying into the forest. Lionblaze and Hollyleaf stared at where he flew in silence.

"… Can I borrow that? I'm looking for Brambleclaw and I heard he's in the monster mansion. I might need that."

"Maybe if you can help make this fic more funnier then maybe yeah."

"What's a fic?"

"Never mind."

Gathering Island Center…

"Let's get serious on this now shall we?" Heathertail enters the crowd that was forming around Onestar. The clan leader continued to talk. "For a real dare, I want two kits of Shadowclan to juggle chainsaws."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS!?"

"THIS IS MURDER!"

"Give them the chance to last until the final paragraph!"

"At least let my mother-in-law do it!"

Everyone stares at Rowanclaw. The androgynous cat looks around before walking away. Heathertail sneaks around until he reached Jayfeather.

"I forgot to say the chainsaws are not going to be real chainsaws. They're just ornaments." Onestar pulled out four chainsaws from behind him. All of the weapons look like they were made out of plastic. He throws two towards a Shadowclan kit then two to the crowd. "They're all harmless."

One of the plastic chainsaw hits Breezepelt in the eye. "OWWWWWWW! SON OF A- DAMN THAT HURTS!"

"Unless you're Breezepelt. Where even being in a room without anything can get himself killed." Onestar motioned for the Shadowclan kits to begin. "Start."

The nameless kits then begin to throw the four chainsaws to each other. Strangely they're doing quite well. That is, until a certain glittering fairy arrived.

Edward Cullen halted in front of the mass of cats and looked around in confusion. "What the- This isn't the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Where's Bella?"

All the cats screeched upon spotting the vampire. The kits juggling the vampires screamed the loudest and threw all the chainsaws they have to Edward. The chainsaws all struck Edward and the vampire screamed. Of course the chainsaws were harmless and bounded off of him.

"BEING AN IMMORTAL HURTS!" He screamed as he ran away. The cats rejoiced when he left the island. The author sits close by reading the first book of the Twilight Series.

"As much as I love seeing Edward Cullen suffer, it gets repetitive over time… Besides, the book isn't half bad." Everyone stares at the author. He stares back… "I don't exist. I'm part of your imagination."

The cats looked back to Onestar. Beside him, somehow a giant piano was on there.

"Next Dare, is for Littlecloud to play this piano. Do any song you want."

"How did that Piano get there?" Chen asks from the crowd curiously.

"CHEN! STOP QUESTIONING REALITY!" Tigerstar slapped the speaker. "WHEN HAS LOGIC EVER BEEN APPLIED HERE IN THIS WORLD!?"

"But this is just a written piece of work by a high school student bored out of his mind with full homework, projects and a want to end this series!" Chen hissed back, backing away. "Not to mention wanting to reference other franchises! Logic is still here! And it's my job to bring it!"

"Logic?" Tigerstar suddenly becomes more intimidating. "THIS. IS. WARRIORS ISLAND RANDOMNESS!" With a strong kick, Chen tumbled down to a well that was randomly behind her. There was a loud scream that continued for a full ten minutes. Then Tigerstar looked back to Onestar. "Who's doing the dare?"

"That would be me… Embarassing myself because of my lack of knowledge on this instrument…" Littlecloud approached the piano but Whitethroat climbed to it first. "… Huh?"

"I've always wanted to play Frank Sinatra's song!" Whitethroat stretched his arms as Onestar backed away. "One, two, three!"

The moment he pressed on the piano keys, the Piano grew out teeth and chomped him. Whitethroat screamed as the piano swung him around. Then, the piano ate him. The piano laid still. No one moved for a full minute.

"Who wants some ice cream?" Suddenly shouted Deadfoot, carrying a giant bucket of ice cream. "All for free!"

All the kits in the area screamed or joy. While the mothers didn't. The kits surrounded Deadfoot and charged. While the mothers brandished sticks and charged at Deadfoot.

"Hey wait! Ow! Wait for your turn! I'm trying to serve- OW! WHO POKED ME WITH THE STI-OW! STOP IT! OW! OW!"

Deadfoot's body drowned in a massing amount of she-cats and kits. Strawberry ice cream melted on the ground, spreading in a pool with a red tint… Probably the cherry cream he added.

All the cats stared at him before turning to Onestar. He raised a white flower from behind him with his paws.

"Lately we've been getting crazier and crazier. I mean, last night I found a white flower. A white flower that whenever I pluck a petal, I hear the voice from Starclan."

He plucks a petal. Whitestorm suddenly howls out in pain as a large tuft of his fur was pulled out.

"Hey Whitestorm shut up! They can't hear Starclan." Onestar throws the flower down the ground. Whitestorm suddenly slams down to the ground, groaning. Onestar picked up the flower, pulled out three more petals and Whitestorm began howling in pain.

"Wait a second…" Onestar placed the flower into a nearby vase, strangely becoming a blooming flower again. Whitestorm's health got better and he looked around in confusion.

"What happened?"

"Now that's amazing!" Onestar plucked one petal, making Whitestorm howl again. "He loves me. He loves me not! He loves me!"

The crowd started to disperse as Onestar placed the Ib flower on the vase again. For every time a petal was taken off, Whitestorm would be in pain, and if it was in full bloom when placed on water, Whitestorm got better.

Heathertail and Jayfeather laid there for a moment. "Must be a great torturing flower."

"Kinda like voodoo I think."

"No, it's just Ib," remarked Hollyleaf. "For example," she pulled out a flower with a tiger themed color. She pulled out a lighter and it burnt. Screams from Tigerstar followed close by.

"I'M BURNIGN! SOMEONE SAVE ME! I'M BURNING SOMEONE SAVE ME!"

There was a sound of splash and Hollyleaf looked at a direction. "He's on water?" She pulled out a taser and tasered the flower.

"YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

"And that is how Tigerstar would become unable to compete now."

Some den…

Icecloud, Cloudtail and Ivypool slept together under the warmth of a blanket and a heater. Then suddenly, a figure with a large cloak sneaks in and pulls out a chainsaw. In a second the chainsaw was on and revving up loudly. The three cats got up in an instant and the moment they saw their masked assailant they began screaming.

Cloudtail moved first, running to the side of the den and slamming into the wall. He was knocked out that instant.

Icecloud and Ivypool let out screams before moving backwards. Icecloud tripped on the bed, fell backwards and was now whimpering. Ivypool on the other hand threw two pillows at the assailant before hiding herself under the blanket.

Mad laughter filled the air. Then the laughter was replaced by a joyful version. The hooded cat turned off the chainsaw and showed his face. Whitetail continued to laugh at the expression of Ivypool and Icecloud's shocked faces. Breezepelt also followed carrying a camera.

"You guys were hilarious! You should've seen the look on your faces!"

"They can!" Breezepelt showed the camera. "It's recorded here."

"I AM SO GOING TO MURDER YOU! I WOULD RIP YOU FROM LIMB TO LIMB! I WOULD THEN EAT YOUR LIMBS AND VOMIT THEM ALL OVER YOUR FACE BEFORE I KILL YOU!" Ivypool hyperventilated and soon fainted from the rush.

Icecloud only stared at her, then at the two with a smile. "Bravo, bravo performance. A very good prank. Not expecting it at all."

"Thanks! It was my ide-"

"Nope," Whitetail interrupted waving his chainsaw. "I thought of it all by myself." Breezepelt stared at Whitetail with a hurt expression.

"Well I have my own prank too." Whitetail and Breezepelt stared at Icecloud. She then began to cry, a hurt expression on her face. "MAMA! MAMA! SOMEONE IS BEING MEAN TO ME! THEY WANT TO KIDNAP ME!"

Breezepelt suddenly dropped his camera and began running away, leaving Whitetail confused. "What the heck is-"

A figure landed behind Whitetail with such force that the Earth shook. Whitetail slowly turned around and saw a she-cat with golden aura and golden spiky fur. It was Ferncloud, and energy was cackling around her. She glared at Whitetail.

"You're kidnapping her? And you're using that chainsaw?"

"Umm… we-"

Ferncloud vanished and Whitetail suddenly found himself spiralling in the sky. There was a big bruise on his stomach, pain all over his body. And just as he stopped spinning, Whitetail spotted a bright light from below, from where the Gathering Island was.

"Shiny light?"

"KAMEHAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!"

A beam of golden energy tore through Whitetail with ease, leaving behind nothing, to be seen. The chi attack was powerful enough to leave some sort of tear in the notebook computer space time continuum. But it was getting fixed.

Ferncloud's saiyan mode disappeared and she smiled at Icecloud. "You're safe now…" Then suddenly she froze, a red glow in her eyes. Then she charged a Spirit Bomb inside the den.

"Mother! What are you doing!?" Icecloud demanded.

Cinderheart suddenly walks inside the den and stops right by Ferncloud. There was a mad grin on her face. "Sorry but I need every cat I can get to assist me in beating the others." She pulls out something from her eye with her claws and the red glow was there. "Cinderheart of the rebellion commands you to forever work with me."

Gathering Island Center…

"RUN FROM THE BABIES! RUN FROM THE BABIES!" Mousefur shouted as she ran by, almost travelling at the speed of Mach 1. Behind her, a giant baby was following her. But the baby itself was completely made out of kits that were her and Breezepelts'.

Everyone stared as a trail of destruction was made. When she was gone, everyone looked back to Blackstar. The cat was still staring at the kits but he recovered.

"Anyway, Tigerstar won't be here anymore so here's a few more dares to finish off the series." Pulls out a note. "Put Brambleclaw inside the mansion of the game Amnesia… THAT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY!"

Mansion…

Inside a dark room, a humanoid figure slowly lumbered around. The grunt peered inside a room before walking around again. Soft sobs were heard inside the room barely audible to hear.

"Don't look at me… Sob… I'm a potato…" Brambleclaw stayed still with the potato sack in front of him. Right beside him more potato sacks and crates were making a makeshift hiding spot. He held out a potato and cried more. "I'm a potato… A sweet, succulent potato…" The sobs continued.

Then the grunt came in front of him staring at him. "UWAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DON'T KILL ME!

Back to the island…

Blackstar then continued to list out dares. "Next one… Suggested by Mistyfoot, Sol and Hollyleaf must make out. Didn't this happen before? No? Okay."

Everyone stares at Sol and Hollyleaf. Both of them turned to each other, one has a wicked grin and one has a neutral expression.

"I'm going to enjoy this," Sol showed his fangs as he approached her, his grin never leaving.

"I am too," Hollyleaf pulled out a large giant purple d-bat. Yeah let's go with bat. "So much that I might even kill you. Spanking aren't going to work so I'm going to it by grinding." Hollyleaf then began to twirl it around in a fast manner. Sol looked at it shocked then began running away, but was chased by Hollyleaf.

Everyone else began chasing them too, intent to see what was going to happen. Only Blackstar and Boulderfur remained. Boulderfur then smiled at Blackstar.

"Happy Birthday!"

"It's not my birthday!" Blackstar facepalmed himself. "Damn idiots. Where is Firestar?"

Mansion…

Firestar looked around the corridor. When he saw no Cinderpelt, he continued to run. Then he stops as he saw a figure in the end of the hallway.

"Ah perfect, a guy I can talk t-"

"YOU IDIOT NO!" Something pulled him back and Firestar bumped his head on the wall.

"What?" Firestar looked up to see Graystripe at him. "Graystripe?"

"That's slenderman! DON'T GO CLOSE TO HIM!"

"Why? What happens?" Firestar began walking towards Slenderman but was pulled back.

"Did you lose IQ when you were in a coma? He's going to kill you if you get close!"

"Wait you said anyone who gets close to it gets killed?"

"Umm, yes?"

"And you said I have a death match with Heathertail, Cinderheart, and Lionblaze?"

"Yes. You four are trying to kill each other but you have hidden. Whoever wins becomes the new leader of this place and is granted a wish. Lionblaze wants to make the world a better place. Cinderheart wants a world where she is God. Heathertail wants a merit system like Yamato from Shin Megami Tensei. Where the strong beats the weak."

"Do you know any of this guy's weaknesses?"

"Huh? I think the notes Brambleclaw took would be a good one. Wait…"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME!"

Graystripe kicks a closet door open and pulls Firestar inside. He then shuts the closet inside.

"HELP!" Brambleclaw ran by, screaming like a little girl. A grunt was chasing after him and was slowly catching up. "MOMMMA!"

Just as the footsteps stopped, Graystripe and Firestar goes out again. They both stare at Slenderman and stare at him. "Give me those notes. I have a plan to win."

Meanwhile …

"Hey Brambleclaw!" Lionblaze looks around the mansion stairway. He began to climb up, his weapon ready. Upon reaching the second floor, there was nothing. "Brambleclaw! I need your help! I need your assistance!"

A screaming came from one of the doorways and a figure bolted towards Lionblaze. Lionblaze shot but missed, shooting a nearby grim reaper for a second.

"OW! SON OF A B-OW! DAMN THAT HURTS!" The Grim Reaper fell and the scythe dropped beside him. "OUCH! THAT'S GOING TO HURT! OUCH! THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME PETER BROKE MY ANKLE! OW!"

Lionblaze and the figure stared at the cursing reaper before recognizing each other. "Brambleclaw! Glad I found you!"

"Me too! NOW LET'S GET OUT OF THAT PLACE! THAT THING IS CHASING ME!" He pointed at the hallway he came in from where a grunt was running. It's mangled body did not slow it down and it was getting closer.

Lionblaze let out his own girly scream and raised the weapon he got from Hollyleaf. He shot the X-Rifle at the Grunt but it did not do any effect. But just seconds later, it vanished. Lionblaze and Brambleclaw continued to scream, until their screams' loudness lowered down until it wasn't audible. They both looked at each other, at where the grunt was, then at each other.

"How did you do that?"

"I have no idea," answered Lionblaze then he got serious. "But we have other things to do. Help me Brambleclaw! We must make a-"

Down below, screams filled the air as Dustpelt ran across. He ignored the stairway and continued to run in the ground floor, entering the Dining Hall. Behind him, a large purple man with a giant head gave chase. Surprisingly fast despite its demented state. Lionblaze and Brambleclaw stared at it as it entered the dining room.

"As I was saying!" Lionblaze turned back to Brambleclaw. "Let us make a world full of peace and unity. No lies and error, but equality! Let's win this war with Firestar and Heathertail and Cinderheart!"

"Don't you mean against Firestar, Heathertail and Cinderheart?"

Gathering island center…

"I don't think a cat body is supposed to go that way."

Blackstar stared at the mangled body of Sol. "We should stop beating characters that were hated in the past. That's just pointless."

"Well what else is the author supposed to do? Finish watching Sword Art Online or work on bad jokes?" Chen asked.

"DAMN IT CHEN STOP DOING THAT! Ehem," He turned back to the crowd behind him.

"Anyway, Sol is now dead so no more dares for him. Here's a dare. Squirrelflight, disown Jayfeather."

"I disowned Jayfeather the moment he became an eye doctor!" She shouted back.

"That's not even possible for me!" Jayfeather shouted back.

"It is indeed! But that didn't stop you from doing an operation on Leafpool right!? She's blind now because of you!"

"SHUT UP! IT WASN'T MY FAULT THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS ON!"

"STOP WATCHING THOSE SHOWS YOU IDIOT! THEY LOWER YOUR IQ AND MAKE YOU ACT MORE LIKE AN IDIOT! THAT SHOW ALSO INSULTS LEAFPOOL!"

"SAYS THE PERSON WHO WATCHES TWILIGHT!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Blackstar pulled out two shotguns and fired at them each. With that done, the two arguing cats are now dead… Well not really. They thought they were dead and the shotguns Blackstar fired were blanks. So they just fainted. "Now back to the dares. Next one is for Sandstorm,"

"I dare Firestar to mate with you-"

"THAT DARE IS TO BE IGNORED! COME UP WITH A BETTER DARE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!" Blackstar raised his two shotguns again.

"You haven't let me finish. Either that dare or for you to admit you are a homosexual."

Two shots were fired. But Sandstrom only raised her paw and the bullets slowed to a halt. They then fell down the ground, useless. Blackstar only gaped.

"Okay then. How about Cloudtail kills Daisy?"

"I would never do such a thing!" Cloudtail began to pad away.

"How about for a cookie?" Sandstorm and Blackstar said and pulled out a cookie in unison. They stared at each other and frowned. Cloudtail stared hard onto the cookies and gritted his teeth.

"People die if they are killed!" He shouted before running towards Daisy. "Quick Daisy! We must run away before they kill you! Or you'll be dead!"

"…" Blackstar let out a sigh before noticing Heathertail pad towards him. "Heathertail? What do you want?"

Heathertail pulled out a cellphone and pointed it at Blackstar.

"Megidalaon."

A blast of energy tore at Blackstar and then he was gone. Without a single trace of Blackstar, except for his weapons, Heathertail took his spot and stared at the crowd who was now gaping.

"People I have to warn you, a certain she-cat wants to be God in this realm."

"Mousefur!" Breezepelt shouted out. Before suddenly being whacked by Berrynose with a stick. "Ow! What? It isn't here?"

"Yes, it is not here! It is Cinderheart! Who is now in the mansion!" clarified Heathertail. "And I need your assistance to kill her and for us to have free will! She wants to be your god, to be the commander, to be forever be followed. Like a ruthless tyrant that is the worst of the worst! She even makes Bone look like a sweet little girl!"

"Yeah!" Bone cheered from the crowd. "Wait that's an insult!"

"The point is, if we let her win the battle against me, Firestar and Lionblaze, then we shall be forever controlled by her! By Cinderheart Yaga- ehem. By Cinderheart, a tyrant that would lead the destruction of us all! We must kill her before anything else gets worse! FOR THE CLANS WE MUST WIN!"

The crowd cheered in unison with Jayfeather slowly rising form the dead. He glanced at Heathertail, then the shotguns that Blackstar dropped. Already Heathertail began to move towards the mansion, with a large group of followers behind her.

"Crap…"

Mansion entrance…

Cinderheart casually waited in front of the mansion for the door to open. Icecloud and Ferncloud were also there, with Ferncloud eating a senzu bean. Once they're ready, Cinderheart stepped forward and the mansion doors opened. Inside were Graystripe and Firestar staring at them with grins on their mouth.

"Ready for this Graystripe?" Firestar raised a chainsaw. Cinderheart only stared at it before removing something from her eye.

"Cinderheart of the rebellion commands you to kill Graystripe."

Firestar nodded, a red glow covering his eyes. He then swung the chainsaw at Graystripe, stunning him. Then he lifted it, only for it to explode into a group of notes. Then the two backed away from each other. Cinderheart only stared unamused.

"I'll break that damn illusion of yours!" Graystripe suddenly lunged forward, and punched Firestar with his right paw, in a form of a fist? A glass shattering sound effect was heard as Firestar was knocked away. Then he got back up, a grin on his face, but the geass' effect not on him anymore.

"We did it Graystripe! Now run!" The suddenly ran inside the mansion again.

"Fools!" Cinderheart was about to give chase only to sense a group coming in from behind. She and Ferncloud turned around to see Heathertail with a cellphone raised. She grinned at her.

"This fanfiction has gone so crazy and has too many references. It's time to end this Cinderheart."

"Very well then, I shall end your life," Cinderheart pulled out a lightsaber. "But Ferncloud…"

"Dragonfist!" Heathertail smiled and pulled Ashfur and placed him in front of the attack. He looked around for a moment before he was torn by the attack, flying into the moon in the process. When Ferncloud was done, Ashfur was no more.

"KAMEKAME-" Ferncloud pulled her fist back.

"Protect!" Heathertail raised her phone. A barrier surrounded them.

"-HAMEHAAAAAAAA!" The blast of chi reflected into space and tore apart the moon. If Ashfur wasn't dead he's surely dead now.

From behind Heathertail, Berrynose pressed a button.

"Particle Beam activated."

A beam of light launched from somewhere and tore at where the moon was. Seriously author? Do you really want to tear apart Ashfur that much?

Then darkness covered the area. A sound of static sent everyone in panic.

"HE'S HERE! RUN AWAY!"

"DON'T LOOK BACK OR HE'LL TAKE YOU!"

"SLENDERMAN!"

The clan cats began to run away. Each of them splitting in different directions. Some of them staying in one position to predict where Slenderman will pop out.

Berrynose cowered for a moment. Then a light bulb appeared over his head. He grabbed it smiled.

"Escape plan C activate! Candlejack! So long su-"

Berrynose disappeared, not a single trace of him left. But he was safe from Slenderman now. Squirrelflight was one of the witnesses of the event.

"YOU TRAITOR!" She screamed out before running away.

Ferncloud however only raised her hand, forming a Spirit Bomb. "I'll take you down with me Slenderman!"

She was the next victim. Ferncloud was gone afterwards.

Meanwhile Heathertail and Cinderheart clashed, the other having a lightsaber, the other having the Buster Sword and the Hylian shield.

"The game's not fun when you're losing huh," Heathertail stated as she rolled away, dropping a bomb. The bomb knocked off Cinderheart but she was back on her feet. And she was eating the flames. "What?"

"Not that I've eaten," Cinderheart licked her paw with her mouth. Then flames gathered around her. "I'm all revved up!"

"Oh crap…"

"Damn it."

Firestar and Graystripe stared at the two in front of them. Brambleclaw and Lionblaze each had a pokemon out.

"Whatever happened to the dare show!?" Firestar screamed out in anger.

"Oh, simple, here's one. Brambleclaw eat a pokemon," Graystripe commanded as he read a note.

Brambleclaw smiled blissfully. He pulled out Vanilluse and opened his mouth, the pokemon screaming. "FINALLY!"

*chomp* Or whatever onomatopoeia you can use when someone bites into the pokemon. Of course that's when Cinderpelt arrived. Her expression was filled with shock as she saw her favorite pokemon get eaten. Then she gritted her teeth in anger as she pulled out a beheaded head. Oh wait it's just a yukkuri. A yukkuri of a character that can manipulate radiation and nuclear energy.

"I WILL KILL YOU ALL WITH THIS NUCLEAR BOMB YUKKURI!"

"Unyu! Take it easy!"

Everyone screamed

"Looks like I win Heathertail," Cinderheart raised Heathertail with a grin. "No one can win against a genius otaku."

"Oh yeah…" Heathertail was still smiling despite being about to be killed by force choke. "I… like… trains…"

"No!" Cinderheart began glancing around before a rumbling sound was heard. Then a strange portal like thing popped out of nowhere. It has ribbons on ends and eyes inside. Then another portal appeared behind Cinderheart, this one blue in color. "NOOOO!"

A train popped out of the gap and ran over Cinderheart. Heathertail fell down safely and watched as the train finished running over Cinderheart. The train was now gone and the portals vanished. She smiled at her victory.

"One down, two to go." She turned around only for a figure grabbed her and slammed her to the ground. She let out a pained gasp before being pulled up again. This time by strong burly cat paws. She gazed at the person in front of her, it was Cinderheart, and man does she not look good.

Then again being run over by a train can do that. On where her stomach is supposed to be, a red orb was there. And Cinderheart was grinning at her like a maniac.

"Don't you know I have the philospher's stone?" She questioned before her body began to change. "And by the way, do you know Alex Mercer?"

"SHUT UP WITH THE REFERENCES! FUS RO DAH!" The voice knocked Cinderheart by a few steps but she was back on her feet. Her appearance was changing this time.

Heathertail got her act together and placed some shades. She spun around and was suddenly wearing a white outfit that reminded anyone of Michael Jackson. She suddenly opened her mouth as she pulled out a microphone.

"Have you heard of One Direction?" Heathertail readied to sing.

"Have you heard of Fairy Tail?" Cinderheart's form changed to an orange cat.

"Baby you light up my world like nobody else~!"

"Men!" A horrific figure of a handsome yet ugly cat appeared.

A nuclear explosion followed.

Nothing survived in the Gathering island…

And that's why we're going to stop the dare show now!"

Firestail screamed out in anger as the cats below him shouted their complaints. "Don't make me use Second Gear here!" We're done with the Dare Show! I'm ending it now! The author is tired of the Warriors series!"

"Don't forget he's recently obsessed with inFAMOUS and crossovers," Chen from below shouted out.

"Chen… Just go back to Ran or Yukari or whoever it is in Gensokoyo you're related to. Back to topic, I'm ending this series now."

"Wait! Who won the four way leader battle!" Lionblaze shouted out. He stood up with his paws and pulled out a Medigun. "I was the one that cured the most people in our last career day. That's why so many people are alive."

"I think it's clear Lionblaze was not the winner if there's a victory." Calmly stated Cinderheart.

"It's true! He was the only contestant last month and he still lost!" Brambleclaw added.

"Sh-SHUT UP!" Lionblaze raised the X Rifle at Cinderheart, then at Heathertail, then at Firestar. "I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE THIS NOW! NEVER AM I GOING TO LET ANY OF YOU GUYS WIN!"

"You fool," Cinderheart smiled, "I hypnotized Hollyleaf to give you that weapon that would become useless when you see me. You're dead Lionblaze,"

"But you don't have the death note!" Lionblaze cried before running away.

Everyone sweatdropped anime style.

"But I know who the winner is." Firestar smiled. "The winner, is the author."

A waterbottle hits him in the face.

"Ow! That didn't feel good! Okay, I'll tell the truth. The winner is either…"

Firestar glanced at a mirror, at Heathertail then Cinderheart.

"IS YOUR Decision REVIEWER!" Firestar winked at the camera. "Hope you enjoyed this series! I won't be writing anymore script fics!"

Firestar turned into the appearance of a certain ice fairy. "Good luck with your life! This chapter makes no sense whatsoever!"


1 : Hunger Games Novel: Read it and loved the first book. Wish I can borrow the second one though. Jacker trackers bees also come from here

2 : A game where Good Karma = heal civilians, Evil Karma = beat up people, do both and you get easy amount of exp

3 : CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

4 : THREW IT TO THE GROUND

5 : Sam uses it too right?

6 : Even Cirno would guess this right. POKEMON

7 : Just as planned! I shall be the God of the New World!

Those are just a few of the references used. There are many more references but that's all the ones I revealed for now.

This marks my ending of any Warriors fic I might make. I'm too far behind the series and I'm not interested on it anymore that much. To all my readers, thank you for reviewing and faving, I will still make fics but it's just from a different series. I hope you continue to watch me on my other fics. But you can still reread this series I guess.

This was made in a rushy old state so there is bound to be errors on it. Point them out if you want but you'll figure them out.

Goodbye for now. May you all have a good day.

This is the end of Warriors Lake Island Randomnes… And the rest of my warriors related fanfiction too…

Franchise references that I wanted to add but I cannot "God of War, Ratchet, Haruhi the god, Vocaloid and many more"