Alright, hi, guys! Well, here's another chapter. This one is pretty long, which surprised me, but eh. Well, R&R, per usual! Thanks! Major warpshipping fluff here, so beware!

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"Alright, Cresselia lets not do anything we might regret in the future...!"

I never did see emotions change as quickly as the moon legendary's did then. When she first realized that the night legendary was missing one of the more important aspects of, erm, life, she had been horrified. Then like she was now. Which was really, really, really, really angry.

I never knew that a swan could be this terrifying but she was. Her eyes were blazing and sparking, her uncontrollable rage making psychic energy flash everywhere. Those plasmic wings were rippling with power, buzzing like hundreds of chainsaws and she was frankly ready to tear me to shreds. See, this would have been funny had I not been the one on the receiving line. So therefor my apparent death was not in the least bit amusing.

Being torn to little pieces by a swan... That wasn't I way I wanted to go, I sort of wanted to die in my sleep or maybe assassinated at one of my awesome speeches, not like this! And I wanted to have Dialga actually listen to my words instead of just thinking about multiple ways you could kill someone via smashing over the head.

I shut my eyes tightly and frankly waited for my execution. I was guessing it was going to be decapitation, judging by the look of the sharp psychic wings. I was hoping that I would go quietly without too much running around. Crap, I just then realized that I forgot to tell Arceus I wanted to be stuffed and mounted...

Funny I realized that before I realized I wasn't dead yet.

I opened my eyes and realized that something big and blue was standing over me, which was feasible only because I was cowering on the ground, my arms over my head, tail between my legs. The big blue thing, with long legs and steel paws look vaguely like...

"Dialga?" I yelped, confused at her actions. Was she shielding me?

The steel dragon bent her long neck down and gave a soft snort, "Cresselia, calm down. This outburst isn't helping anyone." she said this with a soft tone but it was obvious that she would fight if she had to.

Cresselia faltered her anger and suddenly let her appearance fade. Her wings, usually magenta, darkened to an almost black color. "I-I'm sorry... it's just..." there was a sniff, and her wings crackled "H-he... is he even still alive...?"

Arceus, quiet throughout the entire conflict, spoke, "Cresselia, he is a phantom, he is merely separated. He's not dead. He can't be killed that way... in fact, the only thing that can kill him is..." she paused thoughtfully, her eyes flashing orange, "...you."

"Then I guess its good that it was him that was separated, huh?" I said, not realizing my words until they were out there. I saw Cresselia visibly stiffen and Dialga craned her neck down to look me in the eye. Her red eyes weren't angry, just... there.

"You will find which dimension he's in."

"I can tr..." the look deepened.

"Do or do not, there is no try," she replied, "That Yoda guy is right. Now let me ask you again. You will find where he is, yes?"

I nodded.

She looked satisfied, "Good."

Meanwhile, Mew was next to Darkrai's body, "He looks dead." he commented as he started to poke the night legendary in the shoulder. As this continued I saw one of Darkrai's clawed hands tighten into a fist.

"Mew, I don't think thats a good idea..." Celebi said, fluttering her translucent wings.

"Don't be silly, he's dead to the world."

Mew poked him in the face...

WHAM!

And was punched three or four yards away.

"Apparently not as dead as you thought," Entei muttered.

Lugia stretched his long neck, "Who should go? It would just be pure chaos to bring all of us."

Arceus nodded, "You are indeed correct. I know not what world you sent him to, Palkia, but you should take only the ones that you know will be of use. I will stay here and keep an eye on his... form." she bowed her head, "Choose wisely."

"Right."

The other's stared at me expectantly, I was going to need someone who was logical... logical...

"Cresselia, I know you probably hate me right now, but can you put that aside and help me find him?"

The swan only nodded her head, "I will do anything to make things right, even if it means working with an imbecile like you."

Ouch. I really did deserve that.

Getting over my ego being deflated, I started to think again. Now someone quick... quick... like...

"Entei, Raikou. Will you guys come?"

The two nodded, exchanging looks. Suicune looked annoyed, but decided that it wasn't work the effort of speaking up. She'd get me back later.

And finally, without even thinking why... "Dialga?"

She glanced at me, then glanced away. Holding a stare had always been one of her talents, what was up, now? "Please? You always know what to do... I need you..."

Did I just say that aloud?

"... to make sure I don't do anything stupid." I quickly added.

She locked eyes with me and narrowed them, "Fine."

"Really?"

"Don't make me regret this."

"Right."

"Alright guys..." I said, "The spacial wind blew this way, which means that Darkrai is somewhere in dimension sector blue."

Everyone looked confused.

I gave a sigh, "It means that he's not in red or yellow. Which means that he's not in any dimension containing those colors in their label. So, he can't be in orange, either."

"..."

I sighed again, "That simply means that we don't have to look in that 'direction'. That's fact."

I closed my eyes and the other's followed my example. Then, checking eight or so times over, I finally twisted the cloth of dimension and sent us into open space. I heard Dialga yelp at the feeling that followed. It was like someone was taking my body and wringing it like a wet towel, and it was really unpleasant.

Finally, when I didn't feel like I was about to be sick, I opened my eyes and surveyed the area around me. It was definitely eerie. Forests covered it, and a vaguely familiar golden brick road ran through it... why did it remind me of flying monkeys... why?

"Oz is a real place?!?" Raikou yelped, "No way!"

"Not really. This could be a dreamland. Dreamlands count as dimensions, too. The whole idea is very complicated."

"Tell me about it," Dialga muttered.

"Well, okay its like this giant we-"

"I was beingsarcastic, Palkia..."

A giant shadow fell over us and I cowered instinctively. Dialga gave a growl, and stepped closer to me. Raikou gave a yelp and Entei looked up, as did Cresselia. And the shadow...

Was a giant butterfly.

"What the hell?"

The butterfly passed us and its silent wings disappeared over the leaves. If a huge legendary like Dialga was dwarfed by a butterfly, what else dwelled here? Would our powers even work? This was messed up, completely messed up.

"We'd better start looking." Cresselia said grimly. Dialga nodded curtly, taking the back. Strange and creepy chitterings sounded from behind the bushes, and now and again eyes glinted and followed us.

"It's official. I wish Suicune was here." Raikou whimpered.

Entei only scowled, "Whatever,"

Cresselia, floating next to Dialga's head, was speaking in a low, urgent voice. Dialga, surprisingly for her short attention span, was listening quietly, even answering a few times. She never did that when I spoke with her. Maybe I was boring... who knew. Why did I care, again?

A little voice in my head was probably getting ready to commit suicide at this point. Or was it my brain? Something was about to die... that much I was sure of...

I was deep in my wondering that I bumped straight into Dialga's tail as she stopped. When I went to apologize I realized that she was standing scarily still, like she had just seen a ghost. Her tail, silver and blue very slowly started to sway back and forth like... like a dog wagging its tail when it was...

"It isn't possible!"

Happy...? Dialga happy. Now the last time I had heard that tone of voice was when Latios wasn't dead... They were always talking when he was still alive, he she and Latias. In fact, I always felt... jealous, because she would listen to every word he said and could hardly stand to be in my presence. But that was silly, Latios was long gone...

"Dialga! It's nice to see you!"

Wait, what?

I peered around the steel dragon's huge metal fan and widened my red eyes on the sight that greeted me. Floating there slowly, gray feathers shimmering in the silvery sun and red eyes bright, was indeed someone I never thought I would see again. Latios. Mr. "I gave up my own physical form to save Altomare and those humans" Latios.

"H-how?" Dialga asked softly, "How can you be alive?"

Suddenly I realized, "This is the the disaster less dimension. Here Latios never had to sacrifice himself."

The Latios shrugged, "Well, yeah, if you say so. I'm guessing you came here by accident? Only those not looking for this reality can find it. That's the way it is." he motioned to the area and in the distance he could see Kyogre and Manaphy doing flips in the ocean "Everything is perfect, always."

"That sounds nice..." Dialga said softly, and the tone her voice made me feel extremely nervous, "I'm glad you live here... You deserve it."

He gave a laugh, crossing his paws, "Yeah, but getting blasted by a little floating head is definitely something I don't think I want to deserve."

"Head?"

"Yeah, it looked strangely like Darkrai... but that's obscure, I mean Darkrai stillhas his head."

Raikou yelped, "That's who we're looking for! Where is that sadistic ass?"

Latios nodded towards behind the green hills, "Thataway."

Cresselia, without even saying thank you, zoomed into that direction, Entei and Raikou following. I went to follow, but paused as I realized Dialga's hesitating. I stopped, giving her a worried look.

"Dialga?"

Without taking her eyes off of Latios, she spoke, "I'll follow in a minute, Palkia... I need to talk to Latios." This was clearly saying one thing: Go away, dammit.

Forcing down the feeling of unease, I slowly made may way towards where the others had headed. What would they talk about? Was it possible that maybe Dialga would stay here? Why wasn't eleven one-teen anywa-

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Darkrai's voice shrieked.

"I like flowers." another voice, eerily like his but sweet and happy said.

"WHAT KIND OF DARK LEGENDARY ARE YOU?"

"Let's have a tea party."

"DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO CORRUPT DREAMS?"

"Oh, no. That's mean, I only give people nice dreams."

"I-I C-can't... do you even know how to work a can opener...?"

The other dark legendary blinked his bright blue eyes, "No, Jirachi says I might hurt myself..."

"Don't worry aboutyou hurting yourself..."

"Okay, Mr. Floaty Head! Can we put on make-up now?"

"If you should so touch me I swear I will take that crap and shove it up your-"

"DARKRAI!"

The dark legendary turned his wispy head and 'ducked' which pretty much meant he sank lower to the ground, as a flash of gold, magenta, and blue flashed above him, "Gah!"

Cresselia turned to him,"I'm so glad you're alright! You scared me to death!"

Darkrai looked confused, "Er, Cresselia from this dimension, I think we've worked this out, when I raise my voice that does not mean I'm dying."

"I'm not from this dimension. I'm from the dimension you came from." The happiness that she had been clearly feeling had now faded away. Irritation now covered her golden face.

"That's debatable."

"Look here, you sadistic moron," she hissed, "I have been twisted like a damn towel, turned inside out, warped to a dimension and the last thing I need is your stupid little mouth to run off, alright? If you dare say one little sadistic comment I will rip you into so many pieces that you won't ever be able to put yourself together again."

"That's not nice Cresselia!" Happy Darkrai said, tears welling up in his blue eyes.

"Y-yeah, the kid is right. Not nice!"

"Darkrai, you forget that I can easily shove you into a little cube with the flick of my head."

"Alright... alright... I was getting ready to leave anyway."

She looked satisfied, "Good."

I spoke up, "Are you guys done yet? I sort of want to get back..."

"Palkia's right," Entei said, "Suicune's probably worried sick that Raikou managed to kill himself."

"Hey! Well... you're right..."

As we made our way back to where we had come, I spotted Latios and Dialga, who bowed to each other. Well, Latios dipped forward and tilted his long neck, and Dialga only bent her legs slightly, but both were signs of respect, no doubt.

"Hey." I said, "We have to be heading back."

Latios gave a soft smile, Dialga was at his side "Alright, well I'll be seeing you guys later."

I turned to Dialga, who stayed rooted to her spot, "See you, Dialga. Bye."

"Bye?" she really did look confused, I mean, really confused."What the hell are you talking about?"

It was my chance to look confused, "Aren't you staying?"

"Staying, why would I be staying?"

"I-I, Latios is alive, and I thought maybe you'd want..."

SMACK!

Dialga's tail slammed right into my head, "You're an idiot! I mean really! Seriously! How can such an idiot like you be the one to controldimensions?! WHAT WAS ARCEUS THINKING!?"

"Owww..." I got up shakily and rubbed the side of my head. I really had to have some sort of concussion... That tail was hard!

Dialga gave an angry snort. Cresselia rolled her eyes. Entei did the same. Raikou was trying very hard not to giggle. Latios just silently wondered what kind of dimension ours was. Darkrai wondered how long it would take to kill us all in our sleep.

"Take us home!"

"...Right."

The same process happened again, and finally when I opened my eyes I knew we were home. Just to be safe, I asked:

"Everyone have their body parts?"

Everyone said yes. Thankfully.

Meanwhile, Darkrai had a wonderful and beautiful reunification with his body. He smoothed down the white smog on his head and stretched, "Nice to be whole again."

Dialga arched her back and bent her head, "Damn, those always feel weird. How do you do it, Palkia?"

I shrugged.

The others, Shaymin, the five birds, Latias, Rayquaza, Kyogre, Groudon and everyone else all surrounded it. Arceus looked please at the outcome "I see you do- FOR THE LOVE OF ME!" a portal behind her startled her out of the elegant and serene appearance. Latios of all people poked his head out.

"Heeeeeeey, guys!"

"Brother!" Latias squealed, zipping towards him and embracing him in a hug, "How...?"

He shrugged, "'Nother dimension. Now listen, sister... I want you to stop being sad, alright? I've got to stay in my dimension permanently, but that doesn't mean that I can't visit, once in a blue moon." he gave her head a nice pat, then turned a steely gaze towards Rayquaza, "You! Yeah, you, sky dude. You'd better make her happy or I will come back and beat the crap out of you myself." and he would.

Rayquaza only gave a muted nod.

Latios turned his sleek head towards me, "Right, I forgot to give you something." he threw a small box at me which I nimbly caught, "Open it after your wedding, 'kay?" he gave Latias a quick nuzzle before stepping back into the portal "I'll see you guys later, alright! Be good, Latias!" with this he and the portal blinked out of existence.

Through out this, only one thing ran through my mind.

"Wedding...?"


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