Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, plot is rightfully mine.

Summary: Envy was immortal, the strongest homunculus of the homunculi right? So how come he was kidnapped by a blond chimera who is as short as a chibi? And WTH? Roy is Envy's boyfriend? Warning-y-a-o-i at the first chap…Don't like? Don't read…Envy x Beast!Ed

Wos99944: Well, here's your chapter 9. Where the war between Ed and Roy will officially start in the next chap for the sake of a certain palm tree.

Envy: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' A PALM TREE WHO CRIES OVER A CERTAIN SHRIMP?

Wos99944: Wow, I swear that you're like Ed every seconds as he starts ranting about how short he is.

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE CAN'T EVEN BE COMPARED TO A CERTAIN PALM TREE!

Roy: Wow, you're right for once.

Wos99944: I'm always right. Well, let's start the story then. And oh yeah, there will be lemon inside.

Roy, Envy, and Ed: WHAT?

Chapter 9:

"Envy?" Roy whimpered, as he just woken up seeing Envy tipping his toe to walk out of their room. "R-Roy? So you're awake?" Envy shuddered. Roy sit up in his bed and nodded. Envy smiled and cupped Roy's cheek. "I'll be back tonight, okay? I want to see how's my family doing. Ever since they are still under Ed's control." Envy said and Roy nodded, approving. Roy motioned Envy to sit closer to him before pecking him on the cheeks. "I love you, Envy." Roy said. "Me too…" Envy smiled with his eyes close. As soon as Roy and Envy parted their ways, Envy couldn't help but feeling nauseous as he walk his way to his house. "I swear that if that Roy get any mushier, I'll vomit." Envy said with his hand covering his mouth. "That's what you get for thinking up of an idea like that, Envy." Lust said as she polishes her nails. "But that's the only way I can lure his plans out to me so we'll be prepare for his attacks." Envy said sarcastically. "And letting him in the…surprises that…we have prepared for him…" Ed added, interrupting the two siblings quarrel. "So you're here, pipsqueak." Envy mocked, watching his chimera knotting his eyebrows. "I'm not short. Compare to someone who got his ass shoved by…" Ed started but stopped as Lust looked at him disapprovingly and Sloth preparing to cover Wrath's ears. "So what's the plan, genius?" Greed mocked. Ed just looked at him blankly before adding a smirk. "Accordingly to the plan, we fight against his troops using Al's alchemy binding souls and hailed them back with a few of our helping hands. While Al helps us by stocking time, we need to get to the Fuhrer quick and fast before they catch up to us. With those national alchemists, time is short. So we need all of you homunculi to fight with them while I'll quickly sort out Roy and defeat him as fast as I can, claiming his title." "Well, that sounds good…" Greed commented, taken aback by such a simple plan coming from the chimera himself. "So when will we start?" Al asked, preparing for his alchemy. "Al, you'll start by using alchemy to transmute those armors as many as you can for the next three days. Envy, you shall continue your act in front of him lest any suspicions arise during then. That's all we need to do for the next few days before the actual war starts." Ed commanded and straightaway, the homunculi and the Elrics set their plans.

"Envy, why are you here?" Roy questioned as Envy walked into his office. "I can't believe it…" Envy started his crocodile tears. "I can't believe they'll even hurt me…I know they are not the one at fault, but still, they tried to kidnap me so Ed could continue his games…" Envy started leaning against Roy's shoulder. "I can't believe it. My own family attacked me…It hurts, it hurts…" Roy could not help but feel more hatred towards the chimera for hurting his sin. But, his suspicions soon arises, after all, Envy is acting strange lately ever since his return from the mansion three days ago. And now Envy has returned safe and sound regardless of his family being controlled. If that's the case, Envy should be… "Roy?" Envy whimpered, bringing Roy back to reality. "Are you okay?" Roy shakes his head, sighing that he's fine. "Envy? How do you manage to escape from your family clutches?" Roy asked. "W-What makes you ask me that?" Envy shuddered. "Your family is homunculi after all. You can't possibly defeat them all by yourself. Could you?" Roy said. "Of course not, they are my family after all, I can't even lay a hand on them. I escape through using the secret passage of course." Envy jolted., throwing the words at Roy. "I see," Roy scratches his chin "Then the more I should keep you by my side. From today onwards, I'll officially be with you 24/7. Is that alright with you?" Envy shivered. "Then how about your work?" "Oh, I'll applied for leave until the day I'll fight Ed." Roy smiled.

"Oh great, now I'm at the complete mercy of that pony flamed boy," Envy cursed mentally as he walked into the house with Roy. Slowly, he walked to Roy's study room and took a book to read. As he grabbed hold of a book, nearby books and folders have fallen to the ground, making Envy curses even more. As Envy picked them up one by one, his attention has went up to an old book about philosopher's stone and Roy's personal diary and folders. Envy's curiosity got to the hang of him and started reading about Roy's diary first.

Dear Diary,

Today the homunculi have decided to aid us in the army, including the Fuhrer. One of them has caught my attention. Envy. His spiky long hair makes me filled green with envy as he and FullMetal is closer than me. He didn't even talk to me once other than some directions and obeying my commands. Then, I decided to have him transferred over to my department. As days pass by, he and FullMetal only gets closer instead of me knowing and understanding him more. As days turn to weeks, weeks turn to months, when I've finally have the chance to talk to him. Envy concluded that he loves FullMetal, which makes my heart broke into thousands of pieces. They even have the authority to say that they'll be marrying soon. It was then I have to do something to make Envy give up on FullMetal. I sent FullMetal and Envy to the war at London, which I know it will be nearly impossible for one of them to stay alive without winning the war. Due to my selfishness, Envy died instead of Ed. My plan ended with a backfire, I was going to give up when I thought up of a plan to get rid of FullMetal permamently and to bring Envy back to life. I managed to persuade Ed to use human transmutation on Envy so he'll be revived. After he committed the taboo, he looks as if he's died, I quickly grabbed hold of Envy's corpse and bring him back to his mansion where the other homunculi are living. They managed to buy my story and ever since then, I've became the Fuhrer at last and finally having Envy on my side. I believe that no other man in this world can be more happier than me. I have the power and the person that I want.

Envy dropped the book and cover his mouth to lower his gasp. For the sake of power, he resort to those low tricks. Envy then proceeds to read about the philosopher's stone. There's no much change except for some changed notes and procedures. As Envy read those notes, he was rather startled given the well-informed procedure. Roy is mad!

To create Philosopher's stone,

Ingredients:

Live Souls

Human Blood

Red stones

A living human

1st: Feed the human with plenty of red stones.

2nd: Have the human to kill plenty of people, spreading blood and consuming those souls and drain them of their blood to power up the stone.

3rd: After having killed enough people, the stone will be ready and located as the heart of the human.

4th: Take the heart out and there you've it, the philosopher stone.

"What the…" Envy stated but his talk was halted as Roy stepped into the study room, closing the door behind him. "Envy, what are you doing?" "R-Roy," Envy shuddered. "What is the meaning of this?" Envy held the diary and the book high for Roy to see. "Oh, that." Roy's eyes were cold. "They are just notes and my diary. Why are you surprised?" "Why won't you be surprised?" Envy gritted his teeth. "Your diary has exposed itself all to me about your disgusting little acts back in two years ago and your book exposed the secrets behind the philosopher's stone. What is your main purpose for the possess of the stone?" Roy looked at Envy, giving him the creepiest smile that Roy could afford. "You ask me why?" Roy started walking towards Envy, Envy walked back only to hit against the wall. He was about to shapeshift when Roy grabbed both of his hands above Envy's head. He slammed Envy in the wall on his stomach and bites down the flesh of his back, where the ouroboros tattoo was located. Envy yelped and tried to yank against Roy but to no avail. Roy pulled back, proud of what he has done. "Now, you can't use your powers, could you, Envy?" Roy said, enjoying the sin's helpless body pinned against the wall. "W-What do you want?" Envy yelped as Roy ripped Envy's tank top. "I want…you…" Roy said as he ripped off the last of Envy's clothing.

Envy tries to protest but his mouth was busy with Roy's mouth. In the meantime, Roy was taking off his own clothes. Envy then resort to push against Roy but then Roy pinned his hands above his head again. Envy then kicked Roy in the manhood before running to the door. Before he could reach the handle, Roy grabbed his foot and Envy fell down. Roy quickly once again pinned Envy under his weight, making Envy unable to escape under his clutches. Roy smirked at Envy before pumping Envy's erection, making Envy moaning and yelp. Roy pumped faster and harder to the point where Envy could feel his dick suffocating. Roy squeezed his erection until Envy felt pain. Envy screamed loudly and begs Roy to stop. Still, Roy continues what he was doing. Envy quickly climaxed soon as he screamed for pain and pleasure. Three hours later, Envy has climaxed for the tenth time as Roy continuously pumps his erection forcefully. Envy was glad when Roy has finally stopped what he was doing. Envy was then horrified when Roy thrusted his dick in Envy's unprepared tight hole. Envy screamed in pain and tried to get away as usual. But Roy has held his hips firmly with one hand. Envy continuously screams and beg to stop as Roy started thrusting fast and hard into Envy's prostate. In just a flash, precum and blood that Envy's inside muscles had ripped was covered Roy's dick. Roy started pumping Envy's dick again and continuously cum into Envy's ass. They had continued like this for the past few days. Many people can heard endless screams inside Roy's house for the past three days three nights from outside. Three days later, the war will officially start.

Wos99944: Right, end of…

Envy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WAS RAPED BY THAT FUCKING PONY!

Roy: Like they say, revenge is sweet…

Ed: Speaking of revenge, I'll have my revenge on you, Roy. FOR FUCKING MY PROPERTY! Extends his nails and started chasing after Roy

Roy: Oh My God, somebody help me…Please, Wos99944…

Wos99944: What can I say? Like you say, revenge is sweet, so I guess I'll have some sweet chocolates to enjoy the show that was in front of me…

Roy: I HATE YOU, WOS99944 still running away from Ed

Wos99944: Thanks for the compliment…Like I said, end of chapter 9, pls review so that I can prepare chapter 10, which will be the final chapter for this story. In the meantime, I need to go check on Envy who keeps mumbling about his virginity has been stolen. Like as if…started comforting Envy who is mumbling something over and over again…