LbN: This was a challenge from a twisted mind at the Teachers' Lounge. :)
200- Love Song (Filchwick)
Filch hobbled through the quiet halls, muttering about the mud in the hallways. His back seized and he leaned against the wall. "Bloody kids…." He knew what they thought of him—that he was some kind of child hating monster. He wasn't. It was just that they were so bloody disrespectful of the castle. And one day, when they had to clean up a mess, they'd be able to do it with the wave of a wand. He had to do it with sweat on his brow and curses on his lips.
He finally made it to their apartment. He smiled. Many students had tried to figure out where he lived, but failed. No one would believe he shared chambers with…
"I thought you'd never get home," Flitwick said from the bathtub.
Filch stripped and climbed into the tub with his lover. "Bloody kids," he said again. "I don't know how you deal with it, schnookums."
"Lots of practice, muffin." He shot a spell at the Muggle boom box (he'd taken all the wires out and it now ran on magic). As they relaxed in the warm water, the CD played their favorite love song.
I wanna sex you up….
