Me: You know the drill. Sorry for the wait, etc., etc. Until school's out for summer, I'll probably update once or twice a month. Depends on if I got my skillz in mind.
Hidan: *managed to escape from the fangirls, almost worse off than Itachi* Or when she stops being lazy. *glaring at me*
Me: AW SNAP HE'S BACK! *heads for the hills, Hidan chasing*
Yume: -_- Zek, I believe that's your cue…
~DisCLAIIIM!~
We had just decided to be lazy like Shikamaru and order pizzas for dinner. I was trying hard not to laugh as the boys stared at Kagami as she ate her pizza.
Deidara finally spoke up. "Kagami…you've had FIVE PIECES. I had THREE. I'm older than you."
"And your point is…?"
"At this rate, you're going to get-" Being the nice girl I am, I covered his mouth to keep him from getting killed.
Two kinds of people you should never call fat: People who actually ARE slightly overweight, like Choji, or girls. And currently, the latter is the more dangerous part for these guys. Kagami just ignored him, thankfully for his health.
He gave me a weird look when I pulled my hand away. "What the heck, yeah?"
"You'll thank me later," I told him.
"I'll take your word for it.
So when, with no incidents, we finished dinner, Haruka brought up what was on all of our minds: "What should we do now?" And, being the incredible person I am, I said in a perfectly sensible voice: "I have honestly NO idea.
Shizuka thought for a moment. "I'm guessing these guys have never seen a movie-"
"Wait, don't they have movies in the Naruto world?" I remembered Kakashi spazzing about his favorite book becoming a movie in one of the omakes.
"Right. Because the Akatsuki could TOTALLY just walk into a theatre and say 'Ten tickets please' and NOT get the ANBU set on their asses." Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well, she has a point…so what were you getting at?
"Simple. We'll do the obvious and watch a movie." I grinned.
"Sounds like a plan! How about Avatar?"
"The Last Airbender, or the one with the ten-foot-gazillion tall blue kitty people where the girls wear virtually no shirts?"
"The second one, baka.
Kisame and Hidan perked up at the second part. "Really? No shirts?" Fish-face looked too interested for my liking.
Hidan grinned. "Hell yeah, we're watching a movie like that!
WHACK! WHACK! THUD! That would be the sound of Itachi and Kakuzu simultaneously whacking their partners in the back of the head and knocking them to the floor. Kagami burst out laughing. "Nice job, Itachi-sama!" And the Uchiha gave the most friendly, witty response in the book: "Hn."
Note the sarcasm.
So, movie got set up, you get it by now. Everyone found a place around the room where they were comfortable…well, almost everyone.
Haruka, for example, may or may not have been comfy. Tobi had claimed her as his for the movie, and was holding her prisoner in his lap. I wasn't aware ANYBODY could blush that shade of red...poor, poor Haruka, falling for a 100-year old evil psychopath…
Most were just on the floor. I wasn't, though. No, I was squished with about five other people on a couch made for THREE. Those people were actually Konan, sitting between Hidan and Pain, Deidara, and Kisame. I was between the latter two.
Not only was Hidan smirking at being close-range with Konan while Pain twitched on her other side, but Kisame got a sick-minded gleam in his eye when I sat between him and the blonde terrorist. "You know, if it's too tight, you could sit in my lap, you know…" He said slyly. Better keep your hands to yourself, Jaws!
"Yeah, good luck with that, fish-face. I'll just let myself be squished, thank ya very much!" And yes, I just spoke like Captain Silver form Treasure Planet. Kisame's shark grin grew a little wider.
"And is that a challenge?"
Great, sandwiched between a peverted shark and a sexy blonde pyromaniac…this'll be a GREAT movie…Deidara rolled his eyes. "Kisame, leave the girl alone, hm." Thank you, Deidei!
Shizuka was lying on the floor next to Sasori. Not so close he'd stab her or find it creepy, but enough so that she could feel satisfied. She respects personal space. Unlike Kagami, who made a point of cuddling up next to Itachi.
The Uchiha shot her a confused look before trying to push her away. She smiled at him in a very sweet, non-Kagami like way. "If you let me sit here I'll try not to glomp you, Itachi-sama." Fingers crossed behind her back, unbeknownst to him.
He hesitated, then nodded grudgingly. "Fine…" Aw, ain't that sweet, folks? Let's give Kagami a round of applause for succeeding! Zetsu and Kakuzu just kind of sulked off in their own places, Kakuzu leaning against the wall, Zetsu IN the wall…well that's not creepy at all. Again, note my sarcasm.
When the movie started, Kisame and Hidan both started muttering something like "where are the girls?" Kagami smirked evilly and coughed something into her hand that sounded like "Skillet." Both of them shut up.
Surprisingly, these guys all liked the movies. Mostly because of the violence, but they all had their own favorite parts. Zetsu found the alien plants to be fairly intriguing. Sasori seemed to be making mental notes about the bows-and-arrows for his puppets. Deidara got a smirk on his face at the explosions. And Hidan and Kisame…you can guess.
I really pity Kagami right about now, sleeping in the same house as those two.
By the time the movie ended, it looked something like this: Haruka and Tobi had both fallen asleep, with Tobi's chin resting on Haruka's head, and her head against his chest. I fought the urge to laugh.
Kagami had more or less gotten way too close for Itachi's comfort, and had wound up hugging him. He now tried to pry her off of him with little success. She is a very clingy girl. Shizuka was still awake, although she'd inched a LITTLE closer to Sasori. He either didn't notice or just ignored her…
I had managed to do okay. Almost put my head on Deidara's shoulder, but had quickly restrained myself. Thankfully for both of us, no embarrassment happened. Konan had fallen asleep as well, partially curled up. Her head in Hidan's lap, her feet in Pain's. Naturally, both were thrilled, although Pain didn't show it.
When Haruka and Konan woke up, their faces were PRICELESS. Haruka turned deep crimson and almost passed out, and Konan just blushed pink and sat very still, not making eye contact.
And did I mention that Shizuka, being the sadistic bitch she is, had gotten photos of them before they woke up on her cell phone? BLACKMAIL!
Huh. There is DEFINITLEY some love interest action going on here…what was that line Brad Paisley sang? Oh, right: "If love was a plane, nobody'd get on."
Personally, I think he should've said "if love was a plane, everything would crash and burn because the pilot is an idiot and the copilot is even more so." But that's just me, personally. I respect his opinion.
By this time it was getting kind of late, so Kagami took her group to head over to her house. Haruka, Shizuka and I went to change…and apparently, Deidara being nineteen and all, he has JUST the right amount of interest in girls that Sasori had to grab him to keep him from following us.
"And where do you think YOU'RE going, brat?"
"Obviously nowhere, hm…" I blushed slightly. Right, like he'd get much fan service from ME…granted, I'm seventeen and mostly 'matured', but I'm still no supermodel.
Shizuka had changed into a navy blue t-shirt with the word 'Eternity' written on it in silvery-white letters, in the font that Evanescence has on their albums. The t-shirt hung to her knees, so she only wore a pair of gym shorts underneath. Haruka was in a pair of purple P.J.'s with black hearts on them. I was in a light green tank-top and pale blue sweats, and my hair was out of its usual braids.
"Okay, you guys can come in now!" I hollered out. Sasori and Deidara walked in as Shizuka climbed onto the top bunk. Haruka was in one of the guest rooms. Tobi got the blow-up mattress, Zetsu took the other guest room, and Konan and Pain had my parents' room.
I really don't want to know what is happening in there… (J/N And no, I will not tell you. =w=)
Kagami's POV (J/N I'll do my best, but she's a friend's OC, so I might fail…^^
"Okay, so there's my parents' room, a guest room, and the basement. And my room, of course." I smiled sweetly at Itachi on the last part. He didn't even blink.
Hidan grinned. "Huh, so your room is an option, huh, bitch?"
"I still have the skillet, Hidan, don't forget. And that goes for you too, fish-face." I added when the shark man looked thoughtful.
"My house, my rules. Fish-face, you can take the guest room. Kakuzu, I guess you get my parents' room. Hidan, you get the cot in the basement."
"Why the hell do I get the worst sleeping arrangements?"
"Because I don't like you much
Itachi looked at me. "And where do I sleep, Kagami-san?"
"Just Kagami is fine. And you'll sleep…in my room," I stated smugly. He raised an eyebrow.
"Hn."
"Well, c'mon Itachi-sama~" I dragged him into my bedroom as the others went off to find their rooms. Granted, there was ONE other guest room, but I wasn't telling him THAT…
"You look that way while I change, m'kay?"
"Of course." I changed into just a loose black t-shirt and sweats. Itachi, though, like most guys, just pulled off his shirt…oh lord I think I just died of happiness…after all, this is ITACHI, I mean, talk about six-pack abs!
He must've noticed me staring because he looked amused for the briefest of instances-cue Fangirl fainting mentally-before turning away. "Do you want the bed, or should I?"
"Oh…you can, Itachi-sama! I'm fine on the floor."
"You sure?"
"Yes!" To prove my point I pulled a blanket and pillow form the closet and made myself comfortable. The Uchiha shrugged and climbed into bed.
This was going to be the best time of my life.
Me: BACK! I shoved Hidan in my closet so he wouldn't kill me, it took AGES though…
Yume: so, what poor, unfortunate soul are you throwing to the fangirls THIS time?
Me: Kisame! *shoves him to fangirls* HAVE FUN LADIES! And remember to review~
Konan: Smart, throwing the one person who won't protest to having hundereds of screaming girls glomping him…
Me: :3 As I said, review!
~And remember kids, THERE'S THIS AWESOME MOVIE CALLED INCEPTION. WATCH IT. I'VE WATCHED IT 3 TIMES~
