I AM BACK!!
HA HA!
I got my internet back!
Yeah, so... This is a new chapter...
Oh, and I realise that the majority of you may not be as interested in Torchwood as you were, I totally understand that.
Music to listen to... Busta Rhymes ft. Linkin Park: We made it (I love that song)
"Seriously, you don't remember me?" The man said sharply, shaking my shoulders.
"No" I sighed, for what felt like the 18 millionth time.
"Look at me" He said "I am attractive, sexy, have fantastic eyebrows and a great jawline... Remember anything?"
"No!" I screamed "For the love of God, No!!"
"At least we know the retcon works" A lady said from behind him, "Jack, just leave her. She's thick and clueless!"
Bitch.
"NEVER!" Jack screamed, shaking me again "Strong muscular... Muscles, no wrinkles... A good diet?" He stared at me.
"You sound like a Marks and Spencer advert" I rolled my eyes.
Ianto walked into the room, frowning at Jack "Harry, would you like a cup of coffee?" He asked politely.
"NO! SHE DOESN'T!!" Jack screamed, still not looking away from me "SHE DOESN'T WANT YOUR COFFEE UNTIL SHE REMEMBERS ME!!"
Ianto blinked "Harry?"
"Apparently I don't want anything" I smiled at him "But thanks"
"This is unfair!" Jack shrieked like a toddler, "We know who you are, we have birth certificates, exam results, even the name of who you first kissed!!"
"What?!" I stared at him.
"Yeah..." The lady said from behind Jack "You know he's now a tramp, right?"
"YOU KISSED A TRAMP?!" A Londoner shouted from his desk, he laughed loudly.
"NO!" I yelled back "He wasn't a tramp THEN!"
"STOP REMEMBERING OTHER PEOPLE!" Jack said, pushing the Londoner of his chair "ME! JACK!! SEXY!!"
"YOU HAVE A HUGE EGO!!" I yelled.
"So you DO remember me!" Jack said proudly "Ha."
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!" The Welsh lady said loudly "Even if she DOES remember you, we still have to retcon her!! AGAIN!!"
"Oh..." Jack paused, he looked at me "Err.. Harry... THIS IS A DREAM..." He waved his arms about "See? Now change your dream to something else..."
"Gods sake" Ianto muttered.
"What?!" Jack said "It's YOUR fault she's BACK here!!"
Back?
"HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!" Ianto screeched "I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU STOLE MY PEN- AGAIN- AND GAVE IT TO HER AS A TREAT FROM BEING RETCONNED!!"
Oh. That brings back some memories.
"ME?! WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT AN IMPRINT ON THE PEN SAYING WHERE IT'S FROM?!"
Yep. Definitely remember now.
"BECAUSE I'M SICK OF HAVING TO RANSACK THE OFFICE JUST TO WRITE ON A POST IT NOTE!!"
Thank god they haven't noticed.
"Guys" I said, "I really have to go... Err... Work meeting..." I said.
"Okay" Jack said, still glaring at Ianto "We'll come and drug you later"
"Great"
I ran out of the building.
"YOU TWATS LET HER GET AWAY!!" I heard a lady yelling.
Shit.
I scrabbled around in my bag and grabbed my phone, dialling 999 quickly "Police?!" I screamed "I'M ABOUT TO BE DRUGGED!!"
Wait, that's not right.
"I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE CHASING AFTER ME WHO WANT TO DRUG ME!!"
"Okay..." Said the operator on the other end of the line (she was obviously sniggering) "Where are you?"
"I- Uh... I'M IN WALES!!"
"No shit"
"IN CARDIFF!"
"Anything else?"
"HELP!!" I shouted, running faster.
"Oh... RIGHT!" Said the operator "Okay, so a group of people called Torchwood say they'll sort it. Help is on its way"
WHAT?!
"THANKS!!" I shouted sarcastically, running into a random building, Jack and the others were catching up.
"Harry?" Jack shouted into the building sweetly "Would it help if we told you we're your friends?"
"Best friends?" Ianto said.
"Or if we told you we loved you?"
Sorry. Ran out of ideas just then, lol.
Update shall be coming shortly.
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