"Oh, My God!" Kate exclaimed. "The same thing happened to me!"

She thought a second.

"Well... almost."

Kate and Jose were spending a decadent evening together throwing back shots of their favorite mescal, fighting over the worm, and swapping sexual abuse stories. Jose had just told her about the time, as a child, he walked into his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night and caught the two of them having sex missionary style.

"Mommy!" Jose had cried. "What are you doing?!"

"Making babies," his mother assured him.

Kate poured herself another shot.

"I walked in on my mother and father having sex, too," she whispered confidentially.

"You didn't!" Jose gasped.

"I did!" Kate confessed.

"And what happened?"

"Well, I opened the bedroom door and saw my mother on her knees giving my father oral sex. Just like you, I cried, 'Mommy! What are you doing?!'

"'Making jewelry,' she said."