"Excuse me. You can either shut the up or leave. You're in my house you play by my rules."

"Technically Zoe, he is in your father's house."

"Not the time S.A.R.A.H.. And the rules are the same."

"Who said that? Show yourself."

"That would be physically impossible."

"Why?"

"I am the house, therefore I it would be impossible remove myself from me."

"Huh??"

"S.A.R.A.H. is a smart house. She can do almost anything."

"What?"

"Malfoy basically she is a house elf but a computer."

"Don't be nice to the Ferret 'Mione."

"Yeah he's just a prig."

At this point Carter entered the room. "So what's going on here?"

"Nothing dad."

"Zoe…Is this the oh no we're all about to die from nuclear radiation type of nothing?"

"No dad. And that was only once. You don't have to get on my back about it all the time."

"One time is once too much Zoe. And you told me then that it was nothing too."

"Ummm what's going on?"

"Nothing just rehashing close calls."

"Which close calls? I love rehashing."

"We are NOT rehashing Aunt Lexi."

"So this is the guy responsible for all the angry vibes in the house."

"Yes Aunt Lex this is Malfoy."

"Really you must mellow out. Happy thoughts otherwise…"

"What the Nargales will enter my brain? Come on Loony anyone can see you just took an aging potion."

"Who's Loony?"

"Loony is the rude nickname some people use in reference to Luna Lovegood."

"So I'm like her."

"Yeah if she aged about 5 years and got some brains."

"Ronald, that's not a nice way to talk about your sister's friend. Especially when Luna's father and your father are good friends."

"Sorry 'Mione."

"Hello everyone. Malfoy what are you doing here?"

"Henry, how did you know who he is?"

"Unfortunately I went to school with a Lucius Malfoy. All the Malfoy's look the same."

"Let me guess Gryffindor." Draco sneered.

"No, I was in Ravenclaw."

"What are you guys talking about?"

"At Hogwarts there are four houses, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. You're sorted into a house based on your personality. Harry, Ron, and I are all in Gryffindor, while Malfoy is in Slytherin. Gryffindors and Slytherins hate each other. However, Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws are neutral, usually."

"Usually?"

"Well that is a stereotype. Currently most people hate the Slytherins because most of them have sided with the Dark Lord."

"Just like the Ferret here."

"I'm not…"

"Don't try to say that you're not with Them. I saw you try to kill Dumbledore."

"He what!!!!!!!!!!"

"You heard Harry he tried to kill Dumbledore."

Upon learning, this Henry looked furious. "How could you murder such a nice man?!?" He exploded.

"Umm I think this is the time when we back away slowly." Carter suggested. "Henry, you're my friend, and the mayor, I would hate to have to arrest you for something as ordinary as manslaughter so you might want to calm down.

"You're right Carter. However, I want him out of Eureka."