Icy: Nihao~ I've returned to fanfiction after a year~! So, let's get this started~ *Waves arms*
Vio: Icy? When did you come back?
Aemilia: ...Whuh? *Stops hanging Thanksgiving and Christmas ornaments*
Icy: Just right now, Vio~ *Puts arms around both Vio and Aemilia*
Aemilia: Ack~ You freak! Get off me!
Icy: ;n;
Vio: ...What's what wrong wi- Never mind. We'd better start this fanfic. We don't own SSBB-
Icy: Or Hetalia~
Aemilia: ...Hetalia?
Icy: Yup~ I brought a co-host who will stay with us until the next chapter~(Yes, you can dare him. :3)
Vio: Why?
Icy: 'Cause I felt like it. :3 Get ready to meet litt-
?: Ve~ Grazie for let-
?: No! Not that pasta-loving idiot! You let the hero co-host!
?: No, don't let that stupid, idiotic hero host, let, me, THE AWESOME-
?: No, let me co-host. After all, everyone will become one with me, da?
Vio: Zap them away, zap them away.
Icy: O.o; On second thought...*zaps the Hetalia characters away* Never mind, it's just us.
Pit: Oh good.
Samus: Finally, you decide to dig us up.
Vio: *glares*
Icy:...anyway, on to the show~
Aemilia: First dare is:
BoshiBasher555
2009-12-08 . chapter 8
Icy, Aemilia, you did not listen. You have 40 seconds to live. Everyone else but Jigglybutt, get in the nuke bunker that just magically appeared right there. *points*
Ok, now do these dares INSIDE the bunker.
Kirby, eat dog crap and absorb its ability- the ability to smell bad and stick anything to you!
Fox, Falco, and Wolf: Shoot anyone on your teams back in Lylat that you don't like. *cough*peppy*cough*slippy*cough*panther*
Pit: IMMUNITY to anything that Icy throws at you.
Icy: There's a loophole. CHUCK stuff at Pit. Don't tell him though! You have to do this before you die though. *chuckle*
Meta Knight: Take off the outfit and dye yourself green.
Sonic and Ike: take lessons on Failcon Punching.
Everyone else: Drink arsenic and mercury. HA!
I'll leave you to it, and eat my pie and play Spore. See ya
!Icy & Aemilia: WHAT?
Vio: *Sneaks off*
*Magical nuke bunker appears*
*Everybody grumbles as they get inside except for a giggly Jigglypuff*
*countdown starts* (P.S. This is all happening at the same time~)
Kirby: Poyo~ *Inhales* Bweh~ *Dies*
Aemilia: Wha-what was in that?
Icy: O.o
Fox, Falco & Wolf: *grabs bazookas* YESH. *Begins firing*
Pit: Yes!
Icy: :3 *Starts chucking things at Pit*
Pit: Hey! They- *Is hit* Wha? GAAH~ I HATE LOOPHOLES!
Metaknight: What? I refuse- *Armor is taken off by King Dedede* Hey!
King Dedede: *Splashes green dye on Metaknight*
Metaknight: I hate you.
Sonic and Ike: *Runs to Captain Falcon* TEACH US BEFORE THIS THING EXPLODES!
Craptain Falcon: Huh? *Totally oblivious*
Aemilia: Wait, where's Vio?
Icy: Isn't he in here?
Jigglypuff: Jiggly~
Aemilia: If Jiggly's here...then-
*Bunker destructs*
*Studio shakes*
Vio: *transforms back to Vio from being a poorly formed Jigglypuff * Heh heh. I can always find a loophole. *looks around at the death field while smelling burnt feathers* Aw crap.
*Bodies of Brawlers are everywhere, including the hosts*
*Vio revives everyone*
*Everyone gasps for air*
Icy: *gasping* This...is...not...something...I...want...to...do...again.
Aemilia: For once, we agree.
Vio: ...But, you- I mean, everyone's okay, right?
Icy: I think so...*goes to check on the Brawlers*
Aemilia: Good riddance.
Vio: Eh?
Icy: Everyone's okay~
Vio: G-great.
Icy: What's wrong with you?
Vio: Er... nothing. Anyway, we should move on.
VocaLen02
Kay, so my faves are coming with me. FAVES: Zero Suit Samus, Ness, and Falco plus DeDeDe!
Also, my faves do torture:
Lucas- You're getting whacked, smacked, and beaten up by Ness for leaving him in SSE. No fighting back!
Fox: You are getting an ATOMIC WEDGIE from Falco!
Capturd Falcon: Samus kicks your butt!
PK FIRE! Ness, ur immune forEVA!
metroid! Samus, the same.
Personally, I prefer the AIR! Falco, you know, the same as Ness and Samus.
Icy: ^^; We can't really do immunes for the entire fic, ...so... ha...
Vio: Yeah, sorry, but we can do it for two chapters, if that's okay.
Aemilia: *Shoves Icy out of the way* Quit hogging the mic!
Icy: ;n; Sorry, but, you know, I'm the host.
Aemilia: Yeah yeah.
Vio: Huh. We'll release them after these dares.
Lucas: What? I-I couldn't help him! I didn't know what to-
Ness: *PK Fires Lucas to ashes*
Fox: Oh c-
Falco: *Hands Fox up on a flagpole using his boxers* Heh heh.
Fox: This isn't funny! D:
Falco: Yes it is.
Samus: This is gonna be fun.
Craptain Falcon: Didn't I just die in the last dare?
Samus: *Charges gun*
Craptain Falcon: *Flys through the air* *Bing*
Vio: I guess the immunity starts now.
Golden-Owl
2009-12-09 . chapter 8
Well, this should be fun...
Vio&Icy- This is simple, decorate the place for Christmas! Has to be done at the start of the Chpt.
Falco- Prank Captain Falcon by taking his boxers and hoisting them up the flagpole while the National Anthem plays. Shoot a few holes into his boxers while your at it...
Captain Falcon- Salute the "flag". You aint allowed to kill or pawnch Falco coz he's my favourite character.
Fox/Krystal- Trick Falco and Katt under the mistletoe. Should be funny to watch.
Toon Link- Take the Four Sword! (4 Links should be fun)
Pit- You know the "I got a jar of di-irt~!" dance from Pirates of the Carribean? Do an eggnog version of it!
King Dedede- Dress up as Santa Claus.
Luigi- Your my 2nd favourite character, I grant you immunity from dares for the rest of the Chpt.
Kirby- Cook a Christmas dinner for everyone at the end of the Chpt. (Secretly put in chili peppers when no ones looking)
Sonic- (Gives Sonic a snowboard) Have fun, and Merry Christmas!
Snake- Blast Bowser with a Snowball Bazooka.
Wario- No garlic for you!
Link- Wrap up a bomb in a present and give it to Zelda.
Thats all I got for now, Merry Christmas everone! Be good, coz "~Delibird is coming, to town!~" (Sorry, Pokemon reference
Vio: We already did the first thing, even though Icy didn't help.
Icy: Gomen gomen, I was...
Aemilia: Out of fanfiction, we know. Jeez, you know, you could've just checked up on us. You didn't...
Icy: I didn't mean that I didn't care it's just-
Vio: *Steps in between* Let's go on, shall we?
Falco: Another flag~ *Hoists up Craptain Falcon* *Grabs gun and shoots his boxers*
C.F.: *Painfully salutes*
Fox: *snickers* Falco, look! There's something shiny under there!
Falco: WHERE?
Fox: *shoves Katt under*
*Both stare awkwardly and then walk off*
Everyone: ...?
Aemilia: A-anyway, here, Link.
(Older)Link: Me or him? *points to Toon Link*
Aemilia: Toon Link.
Toon Link: :B *Grabs it and turns into four* *Runs amok*
Pit: There's no way in-
Vio: Do. It. *Hold eggplant in front of Pit*
Pit:...Fine. *Sings* I got a Jar- I mean a cup of eggnog~
Icy: *Snickers*
Dedede: Ugh. *goes into dressing room and comes out looking like a beaked Santa Claus*
Ness and Lucas: SANTA~! *Glomps Dedede Claus*
Luigi: Finally, someone remembers Wee-I mean, Luigi~
Kirby: Poyo~ *Grabs a cook hat and runs in the kitchen*
Aemilia: *Hands Kirby a bowl of chipotle peppers* (Whispers) Add more to Icy's.
Kirby: Poyo?
Sonic: YES! Thanks~ *Runs outside*
Icy: There's no-
*Crash*
Sonic: *Plods back in* I think I'll wait until December...
Snake: *Sneaks up behind Bowser*
Bowser: Huh? *is buried in snow balls*
Vio: *laughs*
Wario: I should be used to that now...but I'm NOT! WHY~~~
Link: *Mutters* This is what you get for dumping me for that tiara-wearing, blue haired pretty boy. Pch. (Normal voice) Here ya go, Zelda~ Merry Early Christmas~
Zelda: Thank...you. *Is blown up*
Aemilia: *Revives Zelda*
Zelda: *Punches Link in the face*
Clear Blue
Great...More dare fics...
Icy: Yes, there is one.
Teddypro
Ah, torture, the fuel of all humane evilness.
Dares-
Toon Link-I'm best at this character in SSBB in my family so you're clear.
Everyone else-Run around wildly while my OC, Kili'tir, shots a hundred thousand volt lightning bolts at you. (He has inpeccable aim.)
Toon Link(s): Yay~
*Everyone panics as Kili'tir enters*
Icy: *Weakly* Since we barely have any strength left, and we need to revive everyone...We'll close for now. Don't worry...we'll contiue...later. *head plops down*
Kili'tir: *looks around and walks out*
(P.S. I'll give you a cookie...if you correctly name the characters that made a guest star appearance~)
