Icy: Nihao~ I've returned to fanfiction after a year~! So, let's get this started~ *Waves arms*

Vio: Icy? When did you come back?

Aemilia: ...Whuh? *Stops hanging Thanksgiving and Christmas ornaments*

Icy: Just right now, Vio~ *Puts arms around both Vio and Aemilia*

Aemilia: Ack~ You freak! Get off me!

Icy: ;n;

Vio: ...What's what wrong wi- Never mind. We'd better start this fanfic. We don't own SSBB-

Icy: Or Hetalia~

Aemilia: ...Hetalia?

Icy: Yup~ I brought a co-host who will stay with us until the next chapter~(Yes, you can dare him. :3)

Vio: Why?

Icy: 'Cause I felt like it. :3 Get ready to meet litt-

?: Ve~ Grazie for let-

?: No! Not that pasta-loving idiot! You let the hero co-host!

?: No, don't let that stupid, idiotic hero host, let, me, THE AWESOME-

?: No, let me co-host. After all, everyone will become one with me, da?

Vio: Zap them away, zap them away.

Icy: O.o; On second thought...*zaps the Hetalia characters away* Never mind, it's just us.

Pit: Oh good.

Samus: Finally, you decide to dig us up.

Vio: *glares*

Icy:...anyway, on to the show~

Aemilia: First dare is:

BoshiBasher555
2009-12-08 . chapter 8

Icy, Aemilia, you did not listen. You have 40 seconds to live. Everyone else but Jigglybutt, get in the nuke bunker that just magically appeared right there. *points*

Ok, now do these dares INSIDE the bunker.

Kirby, eat dog crap and absorb its ability- the ability to smell bad and stick anything to you!

Fox, Falco, and Wolf: Shoot anyone on your teams back in Lylat that you don't like. *cough*peppy*cough*slippy*cough*panther*

Pit: IMMUNITY to anything that Icy throws at you.

Icy: There's a loophole. CHUCK stuff at Pit. Don't tell him though! You have to do this before you die though. *chuckle*

Meta Knight: Take off the outfit and dye yourself green.

Sonic and Ike: take lessons on Failcon Punching.

Everyone else: Drink arsenic and mercury. HA!

I'll leave you to it, and eat my pie and play Spore. See ya

!

Icy & Aemilia: WHAT?

Vio: *Sneaks off*

*Magical nuke bunker appears*

*Everybody grumbles as they get inside except for a giggly Jigglypuff*

*countdown starts* (P.S. This is all happening at the same time~)

Kirby: Poyo~ *Inhales* Bweh~ *Dies*

Aemilia: Wha-what was in that?

Icy: O.o

Fox, Falco & Wolf: *grabs bazookas* YESH. *Begins firing*

Pit: Yes!

Icy: :3 *Starts chucking things at Pit*

Pit: Hey! They- *Is hit* Wha? GAAH~ I HATE LOOPHOLES!

Metaknight: What? I refuse- *Armor is taken off by King Dedede* Hey!

King Dedede: *Splashes green dye on Metaknight*

Metaknight: I hate you.

Sonic and Ike: *Runs to Captain Falcon* TEACH US BEFORE THIS THING EXPLODES!

Craptain Falcon: Huh? *Totally oblivious*

Aemilia: Wait, where's Vio?

Icy: Isn't he in here?

Jigglypuff: Jiggly~

Aemilia: If Jiggly's here...then-

*Bunker destructs*

*Studio shakes*

Vio: *transforms back to Vio from being a poorly formed Jigglypuff * Heh heh. I can always find a loophole. *looks around at the death field while smelling burnt feathers* Aw crap.

*Bodies of Brawlers are everywhere, including the hosts*

*Vio revives everyone*

*Everyone gasps for air*

Icy: *gasping* This...is...not...something...I...want...to...do...again.

Aemilia: For once, we agree.

Vio: ...But, you- I mean, everyone's okay, right?

Icy: I think so...*goes to check on the Brawlers*

Aemilia: Good riddance.

Vio: Eh?

Icy: Everyone's okay~

Vio: G-great.

Icy: What's wrong with you?

Vio: Er... nothing. Anyway, we should move on.

VocaLen02

Kay, so my faves are coming with me. FAVES: Zero Suit Samus, Ness, and Falco plus DeDeDe!

Also, my faves do torture:

Lucas- You're getting whacked, smacked, and beaten up by Ness for leaving him in SSE. No fighting back!

Fox: You are getting an ATOMIC WEDGIE from Falco!

Capturd Falcon: Samus kicks your butt!

PK FIRE! Ness, ur immune forEVA!

metroid! Samus, the same.

Personally, I prefer the AIR! Falco, you know, the same as Ness and Samus.

Icy: ^^; We can't really do immunes for the entire fic, ...so... ha...

Vio: Yeah, sorry, but we can do it for two chapters, if that's okay.

Aemilia: *Shoves Icy out of the way* Quit hogging the mic!

Icy: ;n; Sorry, but, you know, I'm the host.

Aemilia: Yeah yeah.

Vio: Huh. We'll release them after these dares.

Lucas: What? I-I couldn't help him! I didn't know what to-

Ness: *PK Fires Lucas to ashes*

Fox: Oh c-

Falco: *Hands Fox up on a flagpole using his boxers* Heh heh.

Fox: This isn't funny! D:

Falco: Yes it is.

Samus: This is gonna be fun.

Craptain Falcon: Didn't I just die in the last dare?

Samus: *Charges gun*

Craptain Falcon: *Flys through the air* *Bing*

Vio: I guess the immunity starts now.

Golden-Owl
2009-12-09 . chapter 8

Well, this should be fun...

Vio&Icy- This is simple, decorate the place for Christmas! Has to be done at the start of the Chpt.

Falco- Prank Captain Falcon by taking his boxers and hoisting them up the flagpole while the National Anthem plays. Shoot a few holes into his boxers while your at it...

Captain Falcon- Salute the "flag". You aint allowed to kill or pawnch Falco coz he's my favourite character.

Fox/Krystal- Trick Falco and Katt under the mistletoe. Should be funny to watch.

Toon Link- Take the Four Sword! (4 Links should be fun)

Pit- You know the "I got a jar of di-irt~!" dance from Pirates of the Carribean? Do an eggnog version of it!

King Dedede- Dress up as Santa Claus.

Luigi- Your my 2nd favourite character, I grant you immunity from dares for the rest of the Chpt.

Kirby- Cook a Christmas dinner for everyone at the end of the Chpt. (Secretly put in chili peppers when no ones looking)

Sonic- (Gives Sonic a snowboard) Have fun, and Merry Christmas!

Snake- Blast Bowser with a Snowball Bazooka.

Wario- No garlic for you!

Link- Wrap up a bomb in a present and give it to Zelda.

Thats all I got for now, Merry Christmas everone! Be good, coz "~Delibird is coming, to town!~" (Sorry, Pokemon reference

Vio: We already did the first thing, even though Icy didn't help.

Icy: Gomen gomen, I was...

Aemilia: Out of fanfiction, we know. Jeez, you know, you could've just checked up on us. You didn't...

Icy: I didn't mean that I didn't care it's just-

Vio: *Steps in between* Let's go on, shall we?

Falco: Another flag~ *Hoists up Craptain Falcon* *Grabs gun and shoots his boxers*

C.F.: *Painfully salutes*

Fox: *snickers* Falco, look! There's something shiny under there!

Falco: WHERE?

Fox: *shoves Katt under*

*Both stare awkwardly and then walk off*

Everyone: ...?

Aemilia: A-anyway, here, Link.

(Older)Link: Me or him? *points to Toon Link*

Aemilia: Toon Link.

Toon Link: :B *Grabs it and turns into four* *Runs amok*

Pit: There's no way in-

Vio: Do. It. *Hold eggplant in front of Pit*

Pit:...Fine. *Sings* I got a Jar- I mean a cup of eggnog~

Icy: *Snickers*

Dedede: Ugh. *goes into dressing room and comes out looking like a beaked Santa Claus*

Ness and Lucas: SANTA~! *Glomps Dedede Claus*

Luigi: Finally, someone remembers Wee-I mean, Luigi~

Kirby: Poyo~ *Grabs a cook hat and runs in the kitchen*

Aemilia: *Hands Kirby a bowl of chipotle peppers* (Whispers) Add more to Icy's.

Kirby: Poyo?

Sonic: YES! Thanks~ *Runs outside*

Icy: There's no-

*Crash*

Sonic: *Plods back in* I think I'll wait until December...

Snake: *Sneaks up behind Bowser*

Bowser: Huh? *is buried in snow balls*

Vio: *laughs*

Wario: I should be used to that now...but I'm NOT! WHY~~~

Link: *Mutters* This is what you get for dumping me for that tiara-wearing, blue haired pretty boy. Pch. (Normal voice) Here ya go, Zelda~ Merry Early Christmas~

Zelda: Thank...you. *Is blown up*

Aemilia: *Revives Zelda*

Zelda: *Punches Link in the face*

Clear Blue

Great...More dare fics...

Icy: Yes, there is one.

Teddypro
Ah, torture, the fuel of all humane evilness.
Dares-

Toon Link-I'm best at this character in SSBB in my family so you're clear.

Everyone else-Run around wildly while my OC, Kili'tir, shots a hundred thousand volt lightning bolts at you. (He has inpeccable aim.)

Toon Link(s): Yay~

*Everyone panics as Kili'tir enters*

Icy: *Weakly* Since we barely have any strength left, and we need to revive everyone...We'll close for now. Don't worry...we'll contiue...later. *head plops down*

Kili'tir: *looks around and walks out*

(P.S. I'll give you a cookie...if you correctly name the characters that made a guest star appearance~)