Hey guys! So, this is basically a request? A wonderful guest left a review asking me to do this. So here we go! Also, I've decided that after this story, I'll make a prequel and a sequel. It'll be my main head canon series. And won't you look at that... almost chapter 10. Know what that means? Mwehehe...

Disclaimer: If I owned Percy Jackson, I would totally make him so very in love with precious cinnamon roll Leo Valdez and omg it would be so good like yes. Key word is If.

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Style: One-shot Chapters; Small plot

Pairing: Percy/Leo

Chapters Total: 50

Summary: Percy has recently broken up with Annabeth on mutual feelings. The daughter of Athena was more or less in love with a certain Praetor of Rome already. Finally, she and Reyna were in love, after many years of dreaming. But what about Percy? He had finally built the courage to tell Nico about his feelings (Nico's confession never happened), but he had only been rejected. Apparently, Jason and Nico were already dating, unknown to everybody. He had spent the whole night not crying, but just being sad. And a son of Hephaestus was feeling the same way. He hadn't known Jason was cheating on him until Percy told him. And that fact just made his life harder. Somehow, though, Percy has found a way to cope through the depression. And what might that be? Well, he spends his time wooing Leo Valdez.

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Leo yawned as he woke up from his sleep. The bright sun shone in through the curtains, and though it was still quite dim, it blinded Leo. He shielded his eyes with his arm and groggily got up, slumping over to the washroom. While brushing his teeth (His hair is too hard to comb, so he just doesn't.), he wonders what the day will be like. Crazy dares? Random numbers? Just plain old? Wait, just plain old WAS crazy dares. Never mind, then.

Leo washed his face and let toothpaste drip out of his mouth. Just in case he became a monster, he wanted to see what he looked like.

After cleaning his face, Leo looked up at the mirror and grinned. He didn't think he was hot, but at least he could whiten some teeth.

The fire bender headed out the door to start his day.

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Yeah his day was getting weirder and weirder.

He had just received a text from Percy, which read-

Heeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Im sorta drumk rn where are iu i mish cuuuuu

Leo rubbed his temple and texted back-

Percy, you're drunk. I'm in my cabin repairing a dagger, but you can come drop by. Do not bring your liquor with you. I have some gummy bear vitamins.

YEEEyyyEYY vitamens ;)

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Percy knocked on the door, half slumping, and Damn, by the time he was 20, he would have an alcohol tolerance higher than Mount Olympus.

Leo opened the door with a frown, looking at the worn out Percy, The older had not brought his alcohol, but he HAD brought a wolf plush. Which looked like a dead skunk.

"Come in, Percy. Stay 'round my bed 'til I finish up with this knife." Leo said.

Percy obeyed and stepped in. Staggering over to the bed, he flopped onto the fluffy covers and exhaled deeply. Closing his eyes, Percy began to drool.

Leo's breath hitched. Percy was on his bed. His bed. Bed. He quickly sharpened the blade one last time before placing it onto a counter and running towards the bed.

"Percy," Leo tried to wake the boy up. "Percy, I have somewhere I wanna show you."Listening to the muffles, he heard a slight 'sure, go ahead' and pressed a button on his bed. The bunk started to move and revealed a wide hole in the wall, leading to his secret laboratory.

Finally succeeding in waking Percy up, the Latino pushed him down the chute and then slid down himself while hitting a button. The hole closed and for a moment, all was silent and black.

Leo kept his hand on the wall, waiting for the right moment. When he felt a slight bump, he quickly slammed it and suddenly, the lab sprang to life.

The lights burst open, the chute turned into a weird-looking rainbow, and a little banner popped up that said 'Hey, Fam!'

Percy mumbled as he got up and off the slide. "Rainbows? Why rainbows. Rainbows."

"This was Beckendorf's... and Silena came over to, well, redecorate?" Leo tried to explain.

Percy nodded his head as a way to represent understanding. He staggered around until his legs met with a very soft and comfortable bench. Plopping down, Percy rested his head and body against the bench and began to drift away from consciousness.

Leo smiled and began to work.

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Just twenty minutes later, Percy began to stir.

"That was fast," Leo said. he had just finished up with the knife and was now cleaning it up. Looking behind his shoulder, he was met with a groaning Percy Jackson. Ah, what a sight.

Said boy fell off the bench. The Latino winced. That HAD to hurt. "Urgh..." The Son of Poseidon moaned, holding his head. "I feel like I just had all the alcohol in my life. I need..."

Leo raised an eyebrow.

"Vitamins." The messy-haired boy ended. "Gummy bears. Blue..."

"Yeah yeah," Leo snickered. "On the shelf. Grab yourself one." He knew that Percy would barely be able to reach it, not after the amount of beer he had just drank.

Surprisingly, Percy managed to get the little jar of gummies and ate one. "Yes. Success in life is gummy bears." He grinned, still a bit drunk. Suddenly, the grin faded when he looked at Leo's arm.

"Eh?" He said, grabbing the fire-bender's arm and studying it closely. "Since when did you get tattoos?"

"Since forever, Perce." Leo replied, still engulfed with work. "Okay, maybe like, yesterday?" He said honestly.

Percy squinted and observed all the intricate designs on his friend's (Don't we all want that to change?) arm. "I like the dragon." He concluded.

Leo rolled his eyes, but let a small grin take over his mouth. "Mmhmm, it's Festus."

"Did you get these from the Stolls?"

"Possibly."

"And you wanted everything on the arm?"

"Possibly."

"And even under your arm where it says, euh, 'Make Out With You Know Who'?"

"Possib- Wait, WHAT?"

And that, my friends, is how the Stoll brothers were able to experience hell for the next month.

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Leo's phone was ringing. He grabbed it out of his pocket and looked at Caller ID

"Eh? What does he want?" He grunted, before picking it up. "Hello?"

The other end spoke. Leo replied, "Uh, hanging out with Percy. Why?"

Leo listened for a bit before speaking again. "Friday... nope, just gotta do some training and that's it. Why?"

"..."

"Uh...? Sure, I guess... I mean, I don't know. Fine, yeah. Meet in where? Sure. Bye."

He clicked the phone off and snuggled back into his soft sheets.

Little did he know, his half-sister beside him whom he thought was sleeping heard every little detail.

And boy, was it surprising.

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MWAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* HEHE. Nyssa is gonna be good and not tell anybody, right? Nope. And I can't wait for all Hades to break loose.