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POV The Joker


The real reason these idiots were here was to bid for something they couldn't have. My little bat. She was just there so I could get the money out of them and we could live fancy in Arkham Asylum together.

I thought I better start talking before they got suspicious.

"Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. We are ah tonight's entertainment. I've only got one question, who will be the highest bidder?!" The rabble began to shout, what would they do with a little bat?

"But first of all, all you people who shat yourselves when you saw me at the garden party ... Leave." The rich slowly rose from the wooden chairs and began to leave, at a snails pace. I shot one then waved as they ran out. The bat was twisting in her seat, trying to chew her way through the gag we'd put on her. I turned to face my crowd.

"All you mob dealers that didn't want me there," I pointed towards the front 3 rows, "you can all leave." They rose and walked away.

"Please pick up your weapons at the door, I don't want an over crowded reception. Tah."

It was just Bane, Two Face and I. Banes fist slammed on the table.

"What type of auction is this if I am the only one who will bid?"

"What do you mean only one?" Two face chimed in. They started to have a fist fight, blood spewed all over the nice scratchy carpet and white walls. Two faces teeth were being ripped out while banes mask was being taken apart. They meant business, literally. The boys and I began to slowly lift up the chair the bat was tied to and walk away.

See my plan was to take all there money. I did. I had some little street urchins pickpocket people as they left and I doubted these two would have money on them. My henchmen started the van while everyone was leaving so we could escape quickly. The boys from the street put the money in the van and were shot so they wouldn't tell anyone about our location.

We edged closer to the fire exit behind the stage when the batman burst in.

Shit!

We pushed her out the door and got in the van. Her tear mark was bleeding a lot. I slowly dabbed her cheek.

No one would take her away from me. No one.