Again, in Starfire's POV! I think I need a beta reader, so anyone up for it, PM me or just leave it in a review. D

Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans.


I cannot believe the nerve of the Blargnorf! How dare she make me call her 'Kitty-Angel'?! It's just…indescribable.

I have the urge to scream, but as Robin told me just a few minutes ago, his voice doesn't do screams, especially high-pitched ones.

Okay, it's nearing 7 o'clock now. I've taken my shower and now have to look decent. Robin has left me his tux, which I must say, looks pretty uncomfortable. But who knows? It might make me feel really cool and 'manly' as Robin puts it.

"Hurry Star, we have to leave soon!" yells Cyborg, knocking the door.

"I'll be out soon friend Cyborg! Just give me a minute," I yell back, changing into the tux.

After what seems forever with struggling with the tux (what with a sprained ankle and all), I manage to put in on. Yeah! I feel so proud of myself. Big grin.

"Oi, Starfire! We're going to be late and then your Kitty-Angel would murder us! Hurry up will you?" yells Beastboy behind the door.

"I'm done, friend Beastboy. According to you people, 'patience is virtue' am I right?" I snap, annoyed for some odd reason.

"Calm down, Star, we're just worried, that's all," mutter Beastboy, walking towards the living room.

"Guys, she's ready!" yells Beastboy once he got into the room.

I mentally roll my eyes.

"Okay, let's go then. Titans, go!" says Robin, walking briskly towards the garage.

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Right at 7 o'clock, we reach Kitten's mansion. It's all…pink. Eww.

"It's now or never," says Raven monotonously.

"You didn't bring a camera did you?" asks Robin, peering accusingly at Raven.

"Not today. I guess today's your lucky day, huh?" replies Raven with a smirk.

"Why I ought to…" mutter Robin.

Obviously he's still mad at Raven. I hope they'll straighten things out soon. I hate it when my friends fight.

We walk up to the front door and ring the doorbell.

Before long, Kitten answers the door and burst into a wide grin.

"ROBBIE-POO!" she screeches 'joyously'.

Cringe.

"Yeah, what do we have to do again?" I ask, bored.

"Before you do anything rash, what are you going to do if we don't do as we are told?" asks Raven.

"Yeah, and do you have any food here?" chimes in Cyborg.

"Any tofu?" quips in Beastboy.

"Bitch," says Robin.

What does 'bitch' mean? I know it's like a dog…but Kitten isn't a dog! She's more like a…cat, if that made any sense.

"Enough questions! You have to do as I say or something bad is going to happen, especially one of you," she eyes Robin.

What does she mean by that? Why is she eyeing Robin? Doesn't she hate Robin? Well, me anyway, but Robin's in my body!

"And as for food, the food here is enough for a whole army in Bangladesh or whatever," continues Kitten, waving it off.

What's Bangladesh? I like that word. Bangladesh, Bangladesh!

"Now, Robbie-poo, my friends would arrive any minute and I want to go over the things you're supposed to do for me," Kitten orders, grabbing my hand and dragging me into the house.

Ow. My leg! Hello?

Her house is humongous! Just one major drawback: it's too pink! Pink here, pink there, pink everywhere! It is nuts! Okay, I have no idea why people refer to things they think is crazy to 'nuts'. Aren't nuts edible?

"Wow," mummers Beastboy behind me.

"I'm going to go blind," mutters Raven, annoyed.

"Good. Then I can steal the camera," mutters Robin back.

They're still at it! Won't they ever give up?

"How could you if I didn't bring it, hmm?" shoots back Raven.

"I have my ways," Robin snaps somewhat mysteriously.

"Okay!" Kitten says, clapping her hands, "Robbie-poo, here is the list of things I want you to do when my friends come." She hands me a list of things.

Robbie-poo's List of things to do for his Kitty-Angel.

1)Hold Kitty-Angel's hand

2)Smile and tell Kitty-Angel's friends how much you love her.

3)Bring Kitty-Angel some punch

4)Dance with Kitty-Angel

5)Kiss Kitty-Angel

And the list goes on.

Wait; let me read it all over again.

She wants me to give her some punch?! She wants me to punch her? I don't mind but is she crazy? Okay. I'll punch her later.

And she wants me to kiss her?! I'm not going to kiss her! Nu-uh! Never!


I think it ended really abruptly but I couldn't think of anything else. XD

xoxo Ching.