Terra: welcome back to Game View. For some reason I got a weird email which I well read to you that for the sake of the game that I point something in this game. But that well be later. We were also asked that the Segment Deadpool's corner not make a show today.

Ace: so for the sake of the people who sent the email we are not going to allow Deadpool to appear.

Terra: today we are going to give you a countdown of our favorite RPG's out there.

Ace: I'm going Head to Head with the beautiful Ashley Williams.

Terra: I'm also going to let Holly go on site to check out Shepard's ship.

Ace: I'm going to show you some glitches in the game in cheat on.

Terra: and I'm going to dive inside the game with Corporal Richard L. Jenkins. Ace: then we are going to say the hell with the person who sent the letter and let DP have his seg! Terra: well there you go folk… if I don't see you guys again then blame Ace. I'm going to judge the game at the end of the show. Ace: but first let's get to the point.

The Point

Ace: (him and Terra sitting behind a desk) that letter we were talking about earlier is that topic today's Point.

Terra: the letter reads "I googled Mass Effect and at the very bottom I saw your link to you stupid little fic about reviewing. If you must talk about Mass Effect then please note that the game has a small sex scene that should not be in a game. And if you do take my warring then don't do that dense thing you do with Deadpool. It is just wrong to see a brainless, dim witted, obtuse, daft of a comic book character in any way form or shape take part in a game. As a professional game blogger I find it rather ludicrous that you are taking your time to do Mass Effect."

Ace: you know Terra I didn't find one nice thing about us in that letter.

Terra: let me scan the letter again maybe we missed something…

Ace: giving him a benefit of a doubt is just going to encourage him to write to us again but alright do what you want.

Terra: yup your right nothing nice. So before you ask go ahead and answer him Ace. 

Ace: you're so good to me sis. Okay first if you have played the game then you see that they don't even show anything in that part of the game. Second Deadpool isn't stupid; your brain isn't "wise" enough to get the awesome comedy he gives inside his comic. Second a professenol Game Blogger? Come on dude the only people that call themselves "Professenol" Game Bloggers are the ones that live in the basement of their mothers and/or Fathers basement and find bad thing about a game that everyone likes. And if you don't like this fic then I have a few words for you "DON'T READ THE DAMN THING YOU ASS WIPE!" and thank you for taking the time to email us here at Game View.

Terra: … I don't think I could have said it better. Holly what do you see in space?

On Site

Holly: Thanks T. I'm here on the "Normandy" to explore the ship. Right now no one is talking to me as they are getting ready for the next game, Mass Effect 2. But I was allowed to explore the ship to tell you one thing. It isn't that big as you may think… Shepard's room… and on my left is the place where Seth Green's character sat to pilot the ship! All and all there isn't much to talk about… back to you.

Head to Head

Ace: here with me is the sexy and one of the reasons I still have the game Miss Ashley Williams!

Ashley: Now you're just saying that to get a date with me.

Ace: is it working?

Ashley: no

Ace: then I need to try harder.

Ashley: please don't

Ace: so what do you think about the game?

Ashley: it was okay… I got paid a lot of money to do this game though.

Ace: why?

Ashley: why do you think?

Ace: does that mean you're easy?

Ashley: (throws a hard right hook at Ace. Gets up and walks away.) 

Ace: (holding his noise) is it something I said?

The Dive

Terra: I'm here with Corporal Richard L. Jenkins. How was your trip here?

Jenkins: okay I guess. You know I was talking to my lawyer and he said that I really shouldn't be here.

Terra: oh don't let Deadpool and Ace get to you they are just trying to see what you'll do. So tell me a little bit about the begging of the game...

Jenkins: well the game begins with our ship is sent to a human colony called Eden Prime to retrieve a beacon. We are sent with Nihlus, Captain Anderson, and Shepard. We do land and we met the geth and the evil Saren Arterius.

Terra: and then what happen?

Jenkins: hell if I know.

Terra: what do you mean?

Jenkins: I die in the first part of the game by the Geth.

Terra: oh… Deadpool you're up.

Deadpool's Corner

Deadpool: I never knew you guys liked me!

Terra: don't be silly Wilson if we didn't like you, you wouldn't still be here.

Deadpool: okay first thing first I played this game because someone in Fox said there was a sex scene, and I'm like "oh right free porn!" but noooooooooooooooooo, I play the damn thing and they don't even show that much! Then what is wrong with the main character he can get a free boob job just by starting a new game. Someone is unsure what he or she is! And for the nut job that didn't like me I have just four little words for you, "Go Blow your- "

Ace: sorry Deadpool but you can't say that, now for Terra and her count down

Deadpool: hey but I wasn't done yet!

Ace: you are now.

Count Down 

Terra: good call their Ace. Now we here at Game View sat down and combined our favorite list of Action/RPG's. And the ones that we all had are the ones that showed up on this list. As you can guess the list isn't that big as the list is only a top five.

5) At number five is Final Fantasy Adventure. This game came out in 1991 for any mobile phones and the Gameboy. The game does say Final Fantasy on it but it is a mixture of three game series: Final Fantasy, Mana series, and World of Mana. It was a fun game but we don't pick up the game boy that often.

4) Number four has to be Odin Sphere. This game was release in 2007 it seem like the game was made for the PS One and not the PS2. But believe or not this game as enjoyable, I think Ace is playing it again as we speak.

3) Third place goes to Marvel: Ultimate Alliance and Mass Effect. I know "why is Mass Effect and MUA share a place?"Well they are both so good that we can't pick just one.

2) Released on the Xbox, Fable won our heart for second. The game released for the Xbox in 2004 and the PC in 2008 the game allows you to be good or evil… but I don't know of a single person that would want to be evil… or do I?

1) And the one that was on every one list was the Kingdom Hearts series. Come on Cloud and Squall fighting on the same side plus we can see a side of Mickey Mouse that I never thought I see. Him kill another living being. Yes they are Heartless and Nobodies but he still kills them.

Well that is our picks how bout Ace gives you some hint in Mass Effect while I wait for Fable 2.

Cheat On

Ace: okay this glitch was sent to me by Holly's sister, so I don't know if it works or not. To use the Mako on the Mini boss fight.

The first thing you do is drive the rover to the two rocks block your way forcing you to get out of it. Drive up to the gap so your side and wedged into the two rocks and as your using the boost slowly push your way out of the gap. And there you go; the Geth and the mini boss won't know what hit them.

This next cheat is for infinite Renegade or Paragon points. (Once again Holly's sister sent this to me I'm not sure if it works or not.)

We well star with Paragon points:

On the Planet of Noveria head to the bar and look for a Turian named Lorik Quinn. Take his quest and steal the data for his office. Once you get the data the receptionist will ask you to get Quinn to testify and say yes you'll do it. Tell Quinn that he should testify which should be the top left option. He should refuses; this is when you should us the top left option once more to 

charm him. Talk to him again and ask about Matriarch. When he gets done talking about her select "other questions option which should be the bottom right. Now ask him would testify again the top left option. He'll refuse and you'll be able to us the charm once more four 24 Paragon points and just repeat.

For the Renegade points I'm not going to repeat the whole thing so I'll just give you the point to the options you need for the ones on top:

Ask him to testify top left.

Intimidate him bottom left

Talk to him and ask about Matriarch

Select other questions bottom right

Ask him to testify and intimidate him bottom left

And just repeat for 24 Renegade points.

Terra it's all you lil sis!

Judgment

Terra: Mass Effect is an Action Role-Playing Game. This game release in November of 2007 for X-box and May 28, 2008 for Windows. This game allows you to choose the outcome of the game with the Paragon/Renegade point system. This game uses the Unreal Engine 3 for outstanding graphics. Bioware has a winner here and we loved the game. We give Mass Effect an A.

And we give the Professional Game Blogger an F.

For everyone here thanks for joining us!


Ace's Note:

The two glitches that I talk about was sent to us by the author's family member and if any of the cheats are false let me know in a PM.


Deadpool's note:

Here is a tip to tell a fake Professional Game Blogger from a real one. It is rather easy too. A fake Professional Game Blogger lets everyone know that they are a "Professional" where as a real one don't care if you think so or not.