We all know how much Amber loves unicorns, and at the end of Two Princesses and a Baby, she finally got one: Lyra! I thought that maybe when James was on Lyra, he could sing this classic Irish Rovers song to both of them. (And at the same time he gave Amber another gift: he sang in public, and he got another gift too: everyone loved hearing him sing, and they had fun.)

James: A long time ago, when the Earth was green,
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen.
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
But the loveliest of them all was the unicorn.

Partygoers join in: There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn.

James: Now God seen some sinnin' and it gave Him pain.
And He said, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain!"
He said, "Hey, Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do
"Build me a floating zoo
"And take some of them

James and Partygoers: "Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorn."

James: Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up makin' the ark just as the rain started fallin'.
He marched in the animals two by two,
And he called out as they went through,
"Hey Lord,

James and Partygoers: "I got Your green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't see no unicorn!"

James: Then Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games.
Kickin' and splashin' while the rain was pourin',
Oh, them silly unicorns!

James and Partygoers: There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.

James: Noah cried, "Close the door 'cause the rain is pourin'
And we just can't wait for no unicorns!"

The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried.
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away,
And that's why you never seen a unicorn to this very day.

(Amber: I'm sorry you had to hear that part, Lyra!)

James and partygoers: You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees.
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
You're never gonna see no unicorn!