Zim ain't mine. Kloof is Avatarjk137. They are both awesome, so go read the fic Dommination Industries. I own MAY, ICR, and Der. Ruby is mostly the real Ruby's. And may I add I should never write when in my daily depression stage. Always eat some sugar first, mmmyep.

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Der tilted her head as she looked at the building in front of her. "ICR are you sure that this is where the nearest Irken is? This place looks to human."

ICR nodded and then knocked on the door of a green house, the door itself baring the symbol of a human male bathroom sign. In moments the door swung open to reveal a green dog.

"Hello." GIR said happily. Behind him MAY glanced up.

"May I kill them for you?" The duty mode robot asked. GIR took a second to think.

"No..." GIR said finally. Der took a look at ICR.

"Why are we here?" She asked.

"WHERE'S YA MASTAH?!?" ICR yelled at GIR happily.

"Working on stuff!!!" GIR yelled back.

"Can we see him or her?" Der asked.

"OK!" GIR yelled and dragged the two inside.

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Dib opened the door to his house. "Gaz, I'm home. Is Kloof here?"

"Yes. I am." Answered Kloof from the couch. "You wanted me to help with two new Irken Invaders?"

Ruby stiffened. As would most Irkens considering Kloof was the best of the Resisty and fighting him was a sure fire way to get killed.

Dib chuckled nervously. "Yeah... well actually... it's a funny story really..."

Kloof walked over annoyed. "What?"

"One of them just crashed here and the other is from space patrol." Dib said.

"Yeah. That one was a real pain." Kloof said.

"You saw Der!?" Ruby asked half of her voice filled with happiness and the other half filled with worry of how he ditched her.

"Well I don't know if it was Der." Kloof answered. "But it was a badly disguised Irken that wouldn't stop bugging me about illegal parking."

Dib and Ruby looked at each other. "That's Der alright." Ruby said.

"Do you know where she is?" Dib asked.

Kloof shrugged. "I left her while she was talking on the phone."

Ruby sighed. "Great. At this rate it will be years before we find her."

"Who's she?" Kloof asked Dib pointing at Ruby.

"That's Ruby." Dib answered. "The Irken that crashed."

"H-hi." Ruby mumbled.

"Hello." Kloof replied.

There was a moment of awkward silence in which one could imagine the author shouting several curses for lack of creativity and pink lemonade (with added sugar. Lots of it.)

"Er... we should find Der." Ruby said to Dib.

"I'll come too." Offered Kloof.

"Um... thanks." Ruby said.

"Your welcome. Where should we start looking?"

"Well..." Ruby thought for a moment. "I could have MAY scan for PAK signals... but first I'd have to find her..."

"Oh joy. We've reached a dead end agian." Dib stated dryly.

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Ha ha. Jokes on you and me. Late April Fools or something. I'm not ending it yet. But one must always remember sugar comes before writing. Cause otherwise you start writing depressing stuff and feeling unloved and whatnot. Yes. I need more sugar.

Anywho, we see MAY agian and her violent tendencies. And Kloof is actually in the chapter. Yay. We're gonna see Zim cause we really haven't. And excuse me and my horrible GIR writing. I'm not used to using him much.

God, is it just me or are there way too many OCs? Ah well, they seem to be funner to write. Yay OCs. Maybe I'll just quit using cannons all together... nah.

Anywho suggestion and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know the drill already, don't ya? REVIEW!!!!!!