It could be ten, but then again, I can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me with my jaw on the floor.

Haruhi had Taniguchi pinned to the wall. His face looked thoroughly bruised. Her fist was aimed squarely at his nose next.

"WOAH, Haruhi, what are you doing?!"

"Teaching this –"She punched him again - "PERVERT-" a slap to the face - "A LESSON!"

Geez. I quickly moved to separate the two. Taniguchi was clasping his knees with his hands, coughing and gasping for breath.

"I wasn't the one..." he somehow managed to squeeze out through hacking coughs.

"Oh SURE you weren't the spy!" She tried to resist me, but surprisingly I was stronger. "You've always hated that you were immediately rejected!"

"HEY, I DIDN'T HOLD THAT PERSONA-" Taniguchi once again descended into coughs before croaking "-lly against you!"

"Oh WHATEVER." Haruhi just crossed her arms, fire ablaze in those amber eyes.

"Okay you two, calm down. Look, Taniguchi, I have to admit, you're a pretty shifty guy to do this kind of thing."

"What? Oh Kyon, you don't believe HER do you? I didn't even KNOW you two were seriously dating until she told me while she was punching the crap out of me! Someone just told me to-"

He clasped a hand across his mouth. Suddenly, he ripped out of my grip and started down the hallways.

And so the chase began.


I should have known,
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.

Sigh. Haruhi had already taken up the chase, visibly LEAPING out the door, sliding down the banisters on the stairs and was snapping at Taniguchi's heels. I decided to head the other way, just in case. As we chased him throughout campus, others were looking on weirdly; I passed Koizumi who simply gave me a thumbs up.

Thanks, you grinning retard.


Oh, here it goes again.
should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of the reserve.

Aha! Got him. He was trapped. He had nowhere to run. He was in a corner, with both of us on either side of the corridor, closing in on him. But then he did something radical; he pushed us apart, sprinting down the corridor to the right.

Aw FUCK. Why why why why why DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO HARD. I was puffed out. Haruhi still had her vitriol to unleash, and was still hounding Taniguchi down. Poor bastard. Then again, he's pretty stupid to pick a fight with the fastest girl in the grade, possibly the school. I started jogging after them. I'll catch up eventually...


Now through lines of the cheap venetian blinds your car is pulling off of the curb.
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me, yeah, you leave me.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.

As I rounded the corner to where Haruhi was in the middle of the courtyard, looking frantically for the rabbit Taniguchi, I felt a small body whump into me. I stopped, and immediately fell backward. The body gave a squeak, before looking down at me.

"Erm. Kyon-kun, are you okay?"

"Huh? Oh, Miss Asahina, what's up?" I dusted myself off.

"Well...I have something to say..." She tugged at my hand, urging me to follow her.

"We have to get to the clubroom."