NOTE: look, i felt nice...since, ya know, it's the last chapter and all...well, theoretically it is. This really goes to show how much of an attention span I have...well, i think i did rather well, and I hope you did too. If you feel kind enough, reviews are always welcome!!
listening to: A love before time (english, ending credits for crouching tiger hidden dragon)
Disclaimer: you know, i only just got that disclaimer was like claimer, except disclaiming...how sad is that...therefore, i disclaim naruto, but i'd like to think that the OC's and Plot are mine...if not, please inform me
Chapter 9: Operation: get Sasuke-kun the teme away from the female race
"Oi, where did Sasuke-teme go?" A confused and slightly beat up Naruto wondered out loud.
"Yeah...it isn't like him to wander off like that," Sakura looked at the door in thought, "Hey, Naruto, have you noticed that Sasuke-kun has been gone a lot recently?"
The loudmouth thought for a while, but eventually nodded, "And he seems a lot more interested in other people now huh..." Sakura glared at him, but agreed nonetheless.
"More specifically girls..." They both stood there in the wrecked lounge for a while before an evil look passed over the blond's face.
"Ne, Sakura-chan...you wanna know what'd be really funny? Dattebayo!" The pink-haired girl looked at her companion suspiciously before nodding.
And that was how operation: 'get Sasuke-kun the teme away from the female race' was assigned.
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He didn't know how he had ended up in a broom closet with Natsuko, only that they were now kissing...a lot.
Now, it wasn't as if he had never kissed a girl, but he it hadn't been a broom closet and it hadn't lasted this long. Not that he was complaining. Natsuko was a damn good kisser.
The only thing he didn't like was that there was a mop that had tipped over unto his back. It was rather annoying, and as both of his hands were otherwise engaged, he was unable to remove said nuisance from it's current position.
Another botheration was that someone had unthinkingly opened the closet door and was now staring at the two of them.
"Ahem."
When Natsuko heard that, she lazily pulled away, pushing him back when he tried to follow her. "What?"
It was then that he decided to glare at the intruder. What he found was a curvaceous female with long, blond hair tied in two pig-tails. She was wearing a typical schoolgirl uniform, only the skirt was ten times too short and the shirt was twenty times too tight.
The girl put her finger to her mouth and looked at him through her lashes with her big, blue eyes, "Ne, Sasu-kuuun!! How could you do this to me?" When he stared at her blankly, the girl blushed, "I-I thought we had something special..." With that, a single tear ran down her cheek.
The statement also made Natsuko look at him, "You mean you were already involved with someone else?" The blond-haired intruder glared at the black-haired girl still locked in an embrace with him.
"Yes, in fact we were going to celebrate today!" Instead of effectively throwing Natsuko into a rage, it did the opposite and she laughed.
"Why didn't you tell me uke-chan?" Sasuke glared at the nickname, "We could have gone farther."
"I don't know what this girl is talking about." Was his only answer.
"Oh, Sasu-kun, you don't have to hide it anymore!" the girl jumped on him, wrapping her arms around his head and knocking his previous embracer away, "It's too late for them to do anything!"
Natsuko smiled, "Well Uke-chan," she smiled at him, "It's been fun. This girl's starting to piss me off, so I'm gonna go fix some patients. Ja ne." And that was the last he saw of her as Natsuko ran off down the hallway.
When he turned back to the other girl, she was grinning mischievously, now, let's pick up where you two left off. With that, the girl shut the door.
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"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The scream could be heard throughout the building. Seconds later, a disarrayed Sasuke came spitting out of one very cramped closet that was emptying itself of smoke.
"HAHAHAHAHA! Teme, you should have seen the look on your face!" A Naruto followed his teammate out, "It was the funniest thing! Here, I can show it to you if you want."
Sasuke merely stared. That blond, attractive girl had been Naruto. He had kissed that blond, attractive girl. Therefore, he had kissed Naruto. The second thought he recognized easily enough, it was the first and third that were sending him into cardiac arrest.
"Oh, boy! Just wait until I show these to Sakura-chan!" He turned his neck slowly to see Naruto holding several photos.
He hadn't felt a need for murder this strong since his brother had killed his family. Hell, this was probably stronger. He approached Naruto, Sharingan automatically turning on.
Oblivious as usual, the blond didn't notice the aura of slaughter exuding from the Uchiha until he was standing directly in front of him.
Looking up carefully, Naruto gulped, "This is the part where I start running huh..."
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He hadn't killed Naruto. That was the only thought running through his head at that point. He had gotten the pictures back, but he hadn't destroyed the photographer.
Sasuke was sitting on his bed that evening. He would have been at Ichiraku, but the blond who would have dragged him to the accursed place was still at the hospital, so there was no reason to.
Instead, he contemplated his mission. That particular incident had made him realize some flaws with his plan, mainly he couldn't keep it hidden forever. It's not like he would have kept a marriage hidden, but until then he'd like to keep personal things personal. That wouldn't happen if Sakura and Naruto around.
Another thing he contemplated was just how unprepared he had been. Before he had accepted that a female would come with a certain amount of necessities, but after Ume and Yoko's lecture, he realized just how high maintenance a woman was.
Now that he thought about it, he spotted some major holes in his plan, the above being two of them. Now, Uchiha's never quit, but there had to be a first for everything. Finding and trying to understand a female at this point in life was not worth the expense.
It was, as Shikamaru put it, far too troublesome for a male like him.
NOTE: all done
