I am here, for my final stand. Or rather Chapter.

Me: Hey! Today, I shall be doing this myself! Or with Eve and Pepita…

Eve: Jenny went out and caught the flu, she's been sleeping for the past day.

Me: MY RECORD STILL HOLDS!

Pepita: When she caught the flu, she slept for 2 days. Mama thought she was dying.

Me: *After an hours worth of rambling* -and that is why you shouldn't do the tango in your sleep! ^^

Eve: …Riggght. We'll keep it in mind. So, Tinkerbell220 has offered to show the tallest-

Tallest: HI!

Eve: …Rapr (Me: One letter away from rape!) time of dying.

*shows them with eyes ducktaped open*

Me: LE GODS!

Red: I DON'T HAVE PAIN IN MY SOUL! I DOOOOOON'T!

Purple: That's just disgusting! *cries in pain*

Me: Mmm… ice cream… *eats some*

*Many screams of pain later*

Eve: Now that we've traumatised the Tallest…

Tallest: *whimpering* we're not in love… we're not in love… we're not in love…

Eve: It's time for NAVVY!

Nav: *gasp* YEEEESS! *runs in, hugs Dib, gives him quick kiss* YOU GET TO SEE ME AGAIN! Are you happy? *squees, kisses on cheek*
Dib: Uh… yeah? *looks at me for help* I… heart… you?
Nav: As for Zim, CONTINUE TO FEAR ME! *throws water balloon* HAHAHAHAHA!
Zim: ARGHHHHH! PAIN! TORTURE! *cries*
Nav: Gaz, tell Dib he's NOT annoying. He isn't! He's very smart, and I could probably talk to him for hours about the paranormal! I have so many books on it, it would blow your mind!
Gaz: …Dib is… *through gritted teeth* not annoying… *I motion that she will get pizza for a reward* and… is… ss.. sss.. ssssmarttttt.

Me: Pizza for yooooooooooooou! *gives pizza*
Nav: Red, you will die in seven days! *insert sinister laugh*
*Red whimpers and hides behind Eve*
Nav: Purple! You like me! Yes! *gives doughnuts*
Purple: Yes. Yes I do.
Nav: GIR, you get to DRESS ZIM UP LIKE A PIG!
Gir: YAY! *dresses a still whimpering Zim as a Pig* PIGGY!
Nav: Joy, aw, you're still stopping it. AT LEAST IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED! And thanks for favoriting my story!
Me: *Shrugs* Had no choice, it was SO DAMN GOOD!
Nav: FAREWELL EVERYONE! And in case you all forgot... *floats in air with purple flames at feet* BE. NICE. TO. DIB!

Me: Duh. That's why he's not chained to the chair like the others. *Points*

Nav: *turns normal again* Dib gets cookies! *gives cookies, hugs, kisses* YOU RULE! *disappears in eruption of purple flames that don't hurt him*

Dib: You know… I REALLY like her… *blushes*

Me: Yes, yes, WHATEVER! No we have the epic BLACKSPOTS! Woot!

Blacky (Hope you don't mind! ^.^;;): Yes! I love being a rebel! Whoo!
Okay, last chapter? hm...
Zim: Would you rather give a monkey a shower or ride around the planet with Santa in his sleigh?
Zim: Uhh… Santa?
Blacky: Dib: I dare you to convince Membrane that Zim is a weather balloon. Tell of your efforts!
Dib: *does so* *comes back in five minutes* HE BELIVES IT!

Me: Oh… dear dad…
Blacky: Gaz: Alright, way way way back in the second chapter, I asked if you would climb a tree for fun, or rather inflict horrible wounds on me...does that mean you WOULD climb a tree for fun?
Gaz: …Y-y-yessssssss…
Blacky: Tallest(Both): Who loves snacks more?
Red: That would be impossible to find out. There is simply-

Me: who would eat snacks even when stuffed full?

Purple: MEE!

Me: *points* Him.
Blacky: Lord Nar: *whispers in ear(or where an ear would be)* I managed to hide blueprints for a megadoomer under your ship. It shall not be found by someone who does not know the technology of the ship! *challenging tone* Assuming you know of course.
Lord Nar: *scoffs* Of COURCE I do…

Me: *cough-cough-un-cough-likely!-cough*

L.N.: *glares*
Blacky: Miss Bitters: Do you have a hobby? If so, what, If not, why not!
Miss Bitters: NOTHING! Because it would be NOTHING!
Gir: *Gives a tequito*
Gir: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *eats* I lovesest youuuu!
Blacky: Keef: Okay, don't mind the stalkerism, but the way you do it is creepy! So if your busy stalking me, who's gunna go stalk Zim?
Keef: Oh that would be Joy!

Me: *following Zim in that comedy tip toe way* stalk… stalk… stalk…
Blacky: Tak: Again, going off of my previous question...What was that second motive? I have to know!
Tak: …Uh… *mumbles something we can't hear*

Me: RETRY! *plugs voice recorder into computer, makes voice louder*

Computer Tak: I really liked Tallest Purple, so I wanted to make him happy…

Me: AWWWWWE!
Blacky: Mimi: I feel bad. I can't think of something to ask you.
Mimi: Err… I forgive… you?
Blacky: Professor Membrane:
Me: Uh… Ok then?
Blacky: Jenny: I have a mission for you. I secret mission...
Jenny: *magically appears on a chair* What? What? I WANNA DO IT! *Eff (see my FF) Pulls her back upstairs*
Blacky: Zin: *Gives nachos*
Zin: HAHA! YES! *Noms*
Blacky: Mir: *Gives pineapple*
Mir: YAY! *Swallows it whole*
Joy: Hopes you had fun writing this! I had fun reading it! I enjoyed every line of it. Wonders be told to the unsurpassing, but wonders be made by the obsessers ranting. ...major fail... hm, if someone doesn't tell you someone's gunna end up in a worst case scenario. Make sure everyone gets home safe soundly! and if you refuse, put it in dare form! =P

Me: …THANKS! But why safely?

Eve: They're needed for other Fics.

Me: OHHHHH!

Pepita: Now Chicas, we have Min.

Me: Min?

Eve: Invader Min.

Min: HIIIIIIII! I didn't find this until just now but yay!
Zim: I LOVE YOU!*Hugs* YOU HAVE TA DESTROY EVERY SINGER YOU HATE! Wait...Is that a torture? Wait! They'll probably be singing!
Zim: NOOO! *Kills J.B. (You know who I'm talking about.)* He… was… A WORSE HUMAN WORM BABY THAN THE REST OF YOU!
Min: Dib: Go shave your big head of your bad self! Human worm-Babies are disgusting.
Dib: …There are SO many things wrong with what you just said… *Shudder*

Me: SHAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEE! *Shaves Dib's head*

Dib: NOOOOO!

Me: Yes. Now shut it. I'm going shopping soon.
Min: Tallest: I like RED MORE! YAY! But unfortunately I'm happy! Go listen to ALL of Justin Bieber songs!
Me: Julia Beaver-Bibber.

*Tallest are dragged into sound proof room, they claw at the door and plead for forgiveness but to no avail. They soon commit suicide.*

Me: O.o Uh… ok. I knew IT was terrible but I didn't know it would KILL THEM! …Ehh. I'll just leave them there.
Min: : Hey...Are you like a shadow THAT EATS PEOPLE!
: NOTHING!

Me: That means 'yes'.
Min: GIR: DRAIN HAPPIENESSS!DRAIN IT ALL AWAY!(Am I the only non-Gir fan?)
Me: Nope. I'm a Gir hater too.

Gir: NOOOOooooooo…. *Lights turn black from cyan, wears Johnny like clothes, antenna split into two and go black and whit stripes* My life is a black abyss, waiting to pull me under the flames of hell. My empty cold remains shall stay here forever…

Me: … HEY! THAT'S MY POETRY BOOK YOU'RE READING PUT OF! *Grabs book*
Min: People who I don't care about: You guys go with the Tallest.

Eve: So everyone unsaid… shit.

*Me, Eve, Pepita, Zin, Miir, Jenny, Eff and Dee walk in.*

Me: SKELL! I'M SORRY! *cries as is dragged into sound proof room*

*Inside*

Eve: NOOOOOOOO! *commits suicide*

Zin: The pain… to horrible… I'm sorry Zim… *cries as she stabs herself*

Miir: So… painful… must… DIE. *Shuts self down*

Jen: Eff… I love you! *Kisses then kills self*

Eff: I must join you in the world were this song is not! *Kills himself*

Me: *crawls to Dee* Save me… save… sa… *dies*

Dee: NOOOO! Nooo…noo..no… *dies*

Pepita: *gasps* Too… horrible… must… fade… *Music ends* huh? YES! *cries in Joy* I survived…

*My black diamond crystal between my collarbones restarts my body*

Me: Wha… am I… dead?

Pepita: Bring them back, your crystal brought you back.

Me: ALRIGT! *dances* Ok. *brings them back*

Jen: Are we… alive?

Me: Yup! Brought you back!

Jen: YAY! *she, Eff and Dee go upstairs*

Me: Their ok. OK! NEXT IS… *le gasp!* SKELL!

Skell: Zim and Gir...they have to...fly to Galtac 5 and meet Carlos the illegal alien. *an actual alien! That's the joke!*
Zim: *does so* *comes back shaking* Its… so creepy… *faints*

Gir: Its as disturbing as life its self… *faints*
Fang: I don't really care what you do.
Skell: *slaps*

Me: Ha ha ha… lovers quarrel.

Eve: What?

Me: They got married!

Eve: uh… congratulations… I guess…

Me: OKE-DAY! That's the eeeeeend! I'll see you all (hopefully) on some of my other Fics! BYE!

*fades out*

Yup, it's the end. See ya!