It was a well-known fact that Dorian was a devoted and somewhat crazed fan of Led Zeppelin. Robert Plant was the only person he actually looked up to and modeled his hair after.
When their latest album came out, James wanted to be the one to bring it to The Lord before anyone else or he would get it himself. He wanted to surprise Dorian, who did stuff like this for him all the time. Personally, James disliked the English rock band, although he bore a striking resemblance to Jimmy Page, the guitarist. They also shared the first name 'James,' though James went by James and not anything else, and certainly not Jimmy...
Despite his selfish nature, James could be very thoughtful when it came to The Earl, so he was able to put aside these feelings of discomfort he got when looking at Led Zeppelin to buy the album, which was entitled Led Zeppelin |V. How clever. He went all around town trying to find the best price, but unfortunately they were all the same. He went back to the place closest to the castle, and managed to get the stupid thing for three dollars less. Not much, but it was enough to satisfy James.
The look on Dorian's face made James happy that he did what he did. He watched Dorian unwrap the present eagerly with a big, toothy grin. It annoyed Lord Gloria that Mr. James had wrapped whatever it was in toilet paper, but as soon as he laid his eyes on Led Zeppelin's latest album, he quickly forgave it. "Oh, Jamesie!" The Lord pulled the accountant into a bone-crushing hug. "I love it! Oh, thank you, darling."
James hugged Lord Gloria back, giggling madly. He would do anything to see Dorian as happy as he was in that moment.
