Author's Note: I don't own anything except for Truffles
As time went by, Truffles got larger and larger due to the fact that she was pregnant. Snape was so giddy that he could hardly contain himself! "Someone is pregggersssss!" he would sing.
"Am I really?" asked Voldemort as he would check out his stomach.
"Not you! Silly! Truffles!"
Voldemort was so proud of his beloved kitty.
The day finally came when Truffles was due. "Does the father kitty need to be here?" asked Snape.
Voldemort shrugged and then conjured up Hermione. "What am I doing here?" asked Hermione confusedly.
"GRANGER! You are about to experience the miracle of birth!" Snape announced as he did a weird little dance around her.
"Shouldn't I be studying for finals?"
"This is your final! Help Truffles give birth and make sure your cat is here because he is the daddy! I will bump your F- to an F+"
"I will do it!"
Ten minutes later….
"Outta my way!" snapped Hermione.
Voldemort was pacing back and forth and he stopped when he saw Hermione. "Do you know what you're doing?" asked Voldemort.
"Voldy, I've been watching the "Discovery Channel" since I was a little girl. CHILL!"
Voldemort sat down and Snape joined him. As soon as one of the kittens began to poke out, Voldemort fainted. Snape tried to fan him some air, but the dark lord was out cold. Suddenly out of nowhere Ron appeared with a video camera and started to film. "What's Weasley doing here?" asked Draco as he entered the room.
When he saw Truffles was giving birth, he shouted, "Oh my god!"
He ran out the door and went home crying to his mother.
And it was on that day that Truffles became a mother! To eight kittens!
"Now, Granger, we can't have this family separated. They must stay together. I won't have it like some peoples families. You are now going to live with me," Voldemort stated.
"If I have to live here, my grade must be risen to a D-"
"Deal," said Snape.
"SCORE!"
