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Rose slid into her usual seat at the Gryffindor table, rubbing her sleepy brown eyes. She reached out for a piece of toast and took a massive bite, washing it down with a swig of pumpkin juice. Two gangly boys squished in on either side of her.
"Hey, Rose!" Albus grinned, the Daily Prophet furled up and tucked under his arm.
"Mornin', Rosie!" Scorpius nodded with a quick, one dimpled grin.
"I haven't had my coffee, just a warning" Rose smiled softly at her two best friends and nibbled on her toast.
"Well this'll put you in a good mood. Albus slapped the paper down in front of her with a devilish grin.
Rose picked it up and scanned it quickly.
Ron And Hermione Weasley Still Got it.
And above this caption there was a moving picture of her mother and father basically shagging in the Leaky Cauldron. Rose choked on her piece of toast and Scorpius thumped her on the back.
"Could they be any more embarrassing? This is mortifying." Rose dropped her forehead to the table banging it repeatedly. Scorpius gently moved a curl of her red hair out of the butter dish.
"How does it feel, Rosie? How does it feel?" Albus sniggered. "Ha. That's what you get for teasing me relentlessly about the one on my parents. Karma's a bitch, ain't it."
Rose icily glared at him.
"Hey, Weasley!" A fifth year Ravenclaw yelled and Rose whipped around to face him. "I hope you have your mother's sex drive!"
Rose chose to ignore this and stared blankly at her plate. This was so embarrassing.
"Watch yourself, Wood!" Scorpius screamed, chucking an orange at the boy.
Just then Hugo came running over from the Hufflepuff table his face bright red, waving the newspaper in front of him. "ROSE! I'm going to kill them! What were they thinking? In the privacy of our own home this would be disgusting! But in public! They forget they have children! THEY ARE OLD! Rosie, this is disturbing! Our parents! They think they're still seventeen. I'm telling you! They're so selfish…"
"Come on, Hugo." Rose placed a hand on Albus's shoulder and Scorpius's and hoisted herself out of her seat. She then grabbed the rest of her toast. "We're going to go send Mum and Dad a howler. They deserve it."
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