Zero-Zero-Fourteen: (sweating) O–okay people, t–today, w–we are d–d–doing Yusuke Urameshi...

Yusuke: (comes out of hiding) What's wrong, ZZF?

ZZF: Dragons Ark-san threatens me t–that if I d–don't do y–you, sh–she'll... she'll...

Kurama: She'll what?

ZZF: H–here, re–read the re–review... (shoes the review, which says, "Good, you're doing Yusuke. (smiles evilly) Cause if you didn't... (takes a sniper rifle out of nowhere and aims at you)

Kuwabara: Don't worry, ZZF-san, Urameshi will gladly do this chapter! (hugs ZZF)(sorry to all the Kuwabara lovers out their)

Yusuke: WHAT? NO, I DO–

ZZF: (begins to cry)

Yusuke: What? I do... what to be the... spotlight of this... chapter.

ZZF: THANK YOU, YUSUKE! YOU SAVED MY LIFE! (hugs Yusuke) YOU'RE JUST AS NICE AS Ryu KAZE NO THE ANKOKU-NO-TSUKI RYU KUROHI-SAN, WHO GAVE ME A SHIPPO PLUSHIE! (THANKS, Ryu Kaze no the ankoku-no-tsuki ryu Kurohi-SAN! SHIPPO IS MY FAVORITE INUYASHA CHARACTER OF ALL TIME!)

Yusuke: (mumbles)

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall.

CHAPTER 9, YUSUKE URAMESHI

#1

Yusuke: I hate fighting. It ruins my manicure.

#2

Yusuke: I envy Kuwabara. He has all the good looks and brains. (Kuwabara: I TOLD you that I had the looks and brains! Yusuke: KUWABARA! SHUT UP!

#3

Yusuke: (sternly) Kuwabara!

Kuwabara: (scared) Wh–what?

Yusuke: Hi. (I got that one from dealing with my weird friends.)

#4

Yusuke: We all need some education!

#5

Yusuke: I love kittens.

#6

Yusuke: I have felineaphobia (a fear of cats).

#7

Yusuke: Why can't we all just get along?

#8

Yusuke: I love school.

#9

Yusuke: I hate Kayko. She's so ugly.