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We slept the rest Wednesday morning awaking at ten o clock to have brunch with Matt, Jeff, and Shannon.
(Kelly) Good morning Gentlemen so what are we going to do today or should I say how are you going to spoil me today?
(Dave) She is just a spit fire chic this morning, watch out. She is like some spoiled little brat. She woke me up by jumping on the bed like a kid.
(Kelly) I do feel like a kid, a kid who doesn't have to worry about bullies any more. I am sorry, but I haven't felt like this in years.
(Matt whispering to Dave) Looks like somebody got laid last night.
(Dave whispering back to Matt) Yes we made love, there is a difference.
(Matt) Today we are going to take a tour of the white house and we will be meeting some senators and the president and the vice president
(Kelly) oh wow Matt how did you pull that one off
(Matt) Well let's just say the president is a WWE fan. So we negotiated wrestlemania tickets for the tour and meetings.
(Kelly) Oh I see so the president gets first row seating right?
(Jeff) Yep that's right.
(Kelly) You guys wouldn't happen to have another front row ticket that I could even buy from you; I got a nose bleed seat I bought it from ticket master and do you know that they were sold out in like five minutes, so I was lucky to get what I got.
(Dave) I have one that comes with an all access pass.
(Kelly) So what do I have to do to get it? How much do you want for it?
(Dave) Just your love and I will give it to you that night, because I expect us to be still together.
(Kelly) Dave, what God has brought together let no man tear apart.
(Dave) Yes, I almost forgot, this is still all new for me. I need to realize that I am not that, the same person who I used to be and with us every thing will be so different. That you are not Jill or Angela, or any of those others. The feelings I have for you are so much different. I can't describe the feeling, it's just different.
(Kelly) yes I know what I feel for you is different from any thing that I have felt before. Like I told you before David Michael Bautista you are stuck with me.
(Shannon) Wow she used your full name you better watch out.
(Dave) How did you know?
(Kelly) I told you I read your book, that's how I know I am one day older than you too. (Smiling) I am on my third time reading it.
(Dave) Oh so you were right when you said that you knew a lot about me you meant every thing you read in the book.
(Kelly) And what you have told me, besides you were following me thru the papers and magazine's, so fair is fair. (As I stuck out my tongue at him.)
(Matt) Alright Stop it, right now or Kelly you can go home too.
(Dave) That's ok I'll just go with her.
(Jeff) I'm hungry, now let's eat.
(Kelly) I agree let's eat.
(Jeff and Kelly were playing in the buffet line just like a couple of kids)
(Dave) Would you two stop it?
(Jeff) What we are just having some fun? Is there a problem with fun?
(Matt) Yeah man chill, we haven't had this much fun all the while this "contest" thing was going on. Those blondes were so into themselves. They didn't know how to have fun, and Kelly seems to know how to have a little bit of fun. The fun and crazy stuff will be put on Hardyz CD. Volume 6 providing that it is ok with you Kelly.
(Kelly) Hell I have all of the volumes it would be my pleasure to appear on Vol. 6. Just kind of fill me in on kind of you want me to do.
(Matt) No scripts for you just keep being your self.
(Kelly) Oh ok.
(Dave) Have I told you lately that I love you?
(Kelly) No not lately, but I do love you too.
(Shannon) Oh look at the two love birds.
(Kelly) (Putting Shannon in a side head lock) Go ahead tease me some more you don't who you are dealing with. I raised three boys and wrestled them all. Hell I still from time to time wrestle with my oldest Doug, Ask Dave he is bigger than any of you even Dave.
(Dave) I have seen her wrestle Doug it is not a pretty site.
(Shannon) Please make her stop.
(Kelly) Say that you are sorry then I will let you go.
(Shannon) Ok I am sorry, I won't make fun of you again, at least for a while.
(Kelly) You had better be now may I please eat now that every thing is cold.
(Jeff) Yes you can eat now as he handed me an empty plate. (I just shot him a confused look) I ate your other plate before it got cold. Now go get some hot food.
I went to get some food and who did I run into but my ex-husband (The one that abused me) He grabbed me by the arm and held it tightly and asked me why I sent him to prison. I told him why and he just tightened his grip on me. I told him to let me go. He wouldn't. The waitress that had us recognized me and told the guys that there was a man in another part of the building that looked like he was hurting me, they asked him what the problem was with me. All I could say to Dave is that this was the relationship that I had told him about when I had referred to the Lexi situation. Dave immediately went for his arm that he was holding me by to make him let go and Jeff, Matt and Shannon were at my side telling to hit him with my cast. The last time I did it hurt me too? Just do it he will let you go. (I hit him as hard as I could with my casted arm) He finally let me go and the manger had called the police. So they took him for grabbing me and assaulting me. They just let every thing else go because it was self defense. The police had seen that. I was shaking so bad the guys took me back to the table. Dave went to get me some thing to eat. The others asked who he was. I told them my first husband. He had abused me six years. Then he went to prison for fifteen years. And that was the last I heard or seen of him until today.
(Kelly) I was so scared until I seen you and the rest of the guys but you in particular because you didn't know who this man was or any thing like that, and you came to my rescue.
(Dave) I would do any thing for my angel even if it meant going to jail for her I would do it. I love you that much. Now get something to eat I don't want you to have any more attacks you did yesterday.
(Kelly) Will you come with me?
(Dave) Yes, any thing for my angel.
Now finally I get to eat, every one is done and I feel so stupid the only one eating. Alright stop watching me eat and talk about some guy stuff or whatever, just let me eat, with out you guys staring at me. It makes me very uncomfortable. When I was done I suggested that we make our way to the white house now. Dave said that he wanted to make a stop first. He wanted to show us where he grew up. Matt said that it was fine with him, if no body else had a problem with a problem. Matt looked at me, I have no problem with it. (I was scarred shitless because of the gang problems Dave had described in his book and that were when he was younger) We went down to the old neighbor hood and a lot of the kids recognized Batista right away. They went to grab what ever they could find for him to sign. He just sat on the steps of the house of where he grew up. All of the kids knew him. Dave introduced them to Matt and Jeff Hardy and to Shannon Moore.
Right away the kids had to go get more paper or an issue of the WWE magazine with them on the cover or in it. The kids wanted my autograph just because they thought I was some one special to be with the wrestlers. Little did they know? My last name I just made my j look like a b no real last name just an initial. Dave didn't even look at it, not that he would have minded, but marriage is I don't know if that will ever happen.
After staying in the neighbor hood for a couple of hours and giving the staying in school and go college and no sex until marriage talk and you can do what ever you put your mind to do. We left to the white house. We went it to the door and told the guard that we were there to see the president he asked if we had an appointment Matt said we did. And the guard called the secretary to the oval office and she confirmed the appointment and she would send one of the senators to come and get us. We had a very good visit with the president and his wife. They showed us all around the white house even the living quarters where we had a luscious meal with the president, the first lady and the vice president and his wife. When we were done we thanked the president very much. He told us to come back any time. Matt said Oh I almost forgot here are your all access tickets and passes. Why thank you Matt you really didn't have to do that. I know but the most important person should be at the most important wrestling event of the year. With that we parted our ways.
(Matt to Dave) So what are your plans for tonight?
(Dave to Matt) I don't know, What ever Kelly wants to do.
(Dave to Kelly) What are we going to do tonight? The guys want to know.
(Kelly to the guys) Well what do you guy's want to do? It is four against one.
(Matt, Jeff, and Shannon) well we were kind of going to the capitol club right on the next block.
(Kelly) Ok then the Capitol Club it is, Dave and I are not staying out real late.
We went into the club it was dead. The bartender had told us that it was early yet the crowds didn't come in until like ten o'clock and he doesn't think it will be busy tonight because of this was a college bar, and this was spring break. The bartender told the guys that they looked like wrestlers and the guys said that's probably because we are. The bartender said that this was a sports bar. So Monday was Raw night, Tuesday was ECW, and Friday was Smackdown night. Some times they will turn on TNA or we will host a local circuit show. That they actually have a show tomorrow and wondered if they had some promo pictures could they like sell them for the Easter seals promotion that they were running. We told then that when we do promotion signings even for a charity we need to pay for our pictures. We normally charge $5.00 for the pictures and $2.00 for an autograph so in reality the charity would only get $3.00 is that ok because we have to pay $2.00per picture then the other $2.00 the autograph money goes to pay our sales person. That would be great so I can put it on the radio that the Hardy Boyz, Batista and Shannon Moore will be here signing autographs. What about you young lady? (Knowing where this is going) I am just the sales person.
The next night was here and the place was just packed with people buying their pictures and autographs. I had to tic on a sheet every picture of whom and if autograph was purchased. It was getting really over whelming. Then one of the bartenders who was getting of seen me struggling to keep up, she asked if I needed help and I told her yes. I gave her own tally sheet and told her what to do. Every thing was going a lot better with my help. Dave took a small break during the first match while we were trying to figure out the finances. He came up behind me and put his arm around my waist and asked me what was going on I said this is Judy she has really been helping me a lot. I was getting so tired handling 3 pics for the Hardyz Matt, Jeff and then the tag then you and Shannon. It was so hard. Judy came to my rescue. She is getting a cut for this even though she said she said she doesn't want nothing but free pictures and autographs. Dave went back to his seat but not after giving me a kiss. Judy asked me how I got so lucky. I just told her that he was my boyfriend. She said you are the luckiest girl in the world. I told her it's not all that it's cracked up to be. When the evening was done and every one had their pictures and autographs it was time for the final cleanup.
Judy and I were putting all of the money into all of the piles according to the tally marks and counted out the autograph money. I tried to give Judy half, but she would not take it. She just wants her pictures and autographs.
Here is a camera that I had in my purse; it is brand new I haven't even opened it yet. Let's get pictures of you guys and her. Alright it is picture time. A group picture
Tag Hardyz
Jeff
Matt
Shannon
Dave
She said that she wanted one of her and I also, so Dave took the picture, then as she was getting her autographs she was having her pic taken while every one signed their picture. I gave her the camera
The total for the charity was $1,351.
The hardys tag $533
Jeff $550
Matt $553
Shannon $534
Dave $ 534
I ended up with $8110. But I did end up talking Judy into taking some of the money. I told Dave the rest will go to a bank account for Jason and the new baby.
(Kelly) I don't know about you, but I am looking forward to going to bed.
(All of the guys in unison) bed sounds good.
We all went back to the hotel and we were all talking. I was so sad that this was going to be the last night with all of my wonderful new friends. Matt said that there will always be first row tickets for me all I need to do is call him. (With that he put his number into my phone) Jeff and Shannon also put their numbers in my phone in case I needed to talk some time. Dave said Baby I am not going any where, as he took me in his arms.
We all went to our suites. Dave just took me in his arms and laid me down on the bed. He made me totally sure that he wasn't going to ever leave me he gave me a ring that said love on it and he told me to wear it forever and to call him every day. But he would be there a lot. I also told him that I would be by his side almost all the time if that was ok with him. He told me that he would love that.
With that we slowly undressed and made love for several hours before going to sleep.
Dave told me that he had the next two weeks off before backlash and that he was coming to stay with me and the kids, if that was ok. I would enjoy that very much and I am sure Lexi and Jason would like that also.
