Couldn't wait for tomorrow so I posted this chapter today! : p
A very confused Freddie walked towards Mrs Briggs classroom, thinking about what he and Carly had just discussed. He turned to enter the door of the classroom and he saw Sam sitting at a desk waiting for him. Then he realised he shared Mrs Brigg's class with Sam. "Crap" he muttered and took his seat beside her.
"So..." Sam said stretching her arms out in a lazy yawn. "Did you watch the new girly cow episode last night? It was hilarious, girly cow took up ballet lessons which is ridiculous 'cause cattle can't even stand on their hind legs let alone dance-"
"Sam," Freddie interrupted. "Can we talk about last night?"
"What about last night?" Sam asked worriedly.
"You know what I'm talking about."
Sam could feel the awkwardness beginning. She could literally slice the tension in the air with a knife. 'Ummm...slicing bacon' she thought to herself. 'Wait, stop thinking about bacon and get back to the awkward situation at hand!' "Why do you want to talk about it?" She asked.
"Well...we almost kissed."
"So?"
"So what does that mean for us?"
"Us? There is no us. What are you getting at Freddie?"
"Sam, is it true you have feelings for my facial hair? Cause I you do please tell me. I'm so confused as it is. I mean, I know being a teenager is hard, but between realising I'm in love with one of my best friends who is gonna beat me to a pulp when she finds out, and that the same girl is not in love with me but is instead in love with my moustache...well my head hurts thinking about it. How can you be in love with hair anyway? It doesn't even make sense; it's not rational thinking, in fact its mind boggling-"
"Fredward Benson and Samantha Pucket!" Mrs Briggs shouted as she entered the classroom. "Detention for talking in class! And Mr. Benson, what is that on your upper lip? Facial hair of any kind is strictly prohibited! Both of you to the principal's office straight this instant."
"Why is facial hair prohibited?" Sam asked bewildered.
"For health reasons. Now go!"
DUN DUN DUN!
Could this be the end of Freddie's moustache?
Does Sam like Freddie or his moustache?
Will seddie ever happen?
Should I stop asking annoying questions?
Ok, I'll stop.
