So sorry for not updating in months, but school is in fool gear again and I will only be able to update on weekends now sorry again… but to make it up to you I am writing this chapter extra-long (in my standards sooo maybe 2 thousand words.
As Naruto, Delia, Brock, Ash and a complaining Misty made their way to Cerulean city Brock and Ash talked about relaxing in the sun while catching Pokémon, while Misty continued to try to persuade them to go to another city with a gym in it.
"I'm telling you guys there is nothing in this city besides a few creeks for fishing nothing more and nothing less." Misty says "You know Misty if I didn't know any better I would say you are trying to stop us from finding something about you in this city." Naruto says with a smirk
"What that's so not true." Misty says "We'll see then won't we" Delia says jumping into the conversation. Once they get into the city they notice that Misty stopped following them and that there was a large crowd so they set out to find out what was going on.
After asking around for clues about what happened officer Jenny accuses them of being criminals "What were not criminals in fact Naruto over there is a detective" Ash says pointing to the spot Naruto was standing only to find him gone "W what?" Ash stutters "Listen here you punk I don't know what you are trying to pull but there is no detective Naruto around here" Jenny says and with that an argument spills out until Ash shows his ID the same going on with Brock and Delia.
"So what happened here anyway?" Brock asks "Well the strange thing is that they only stole a giant vacuum and a giant hose" Jenny says confusing them.
After a while of talking they left and ran into Naruto again "Hey Naruto where were you?" Ash ask "Me, well I was gathering clues about what happened, and I didn't want to talk to Jenny she was always jealous of my skills" Naruto lied not wanting to tell them he was a Pokémon God who has to stop team rocket.
With that they set out to the gym where they meet three girls doing a swimming show for a large crowd of mostly single nerdy boys. After the show they want backstage to ask for the gym "Hey where is the Pokémon gym it should be here" Ash yelled before being smacked on the head by Delia who told him to be polite.
After talking they told them they were the gym leaders, but they didn't feel like fighting and had only one Pokémon left so they just gave them the batch, but only Naruto and Delia accepted while Ash was about to before Misty come out of nowhere revealing she was the fourth sister and challenged Ash to a battle.
"Hey why am I the only one having to battle?" Ash asks "Because if I want up against Delia or Naruto I would lose badly. Misty states making Ash go into a state of depression while Delia patted Ash on the back and Naruto laughed.
As the battle started Ash attempted to throw Pikachu in only for the electric mouse to refuse causing Naruto to hold his head down in shame for Ash while Delia comforted him
"All right go Butterfree " Ash yelled while Misty calls out Staryu "Alright staryu use water gun" Misty yells "Butterfree dodge and use sleep powder" Ash yells only for staryu to dive in the water but all of a sudden there was a huge explosion as team rocket goons use the stolen vacuum and hose to steal all the water Pokémon but Naruto and Delia quickly call out Ace and Nidoqueen "All right Ace use dance of the wind Goddess and cut the hose of" Naruto orders perfectly calm as the hose falls apart from Ace's slashes "Alright Nidoqueen use flash cannon and destroy that vacuum" and with that the vacuum is destroyed freeing the Pokémon as Ace catches the goon and hands them to Naruto who ties them up and takes their mug shot before walking away with them saying he was turning them in
"Wow just wow" everyone else says at the same time having just witnessed Naruto and Delia's teamwork and skill "well I think we should just give them the badge now since we are going to need to find a way to repair that hole" Daisy says with everyone agreeing.
After they met up with Brock the group leaves the city and continues on their journey, a week later Ash beats another trainer who tells them about a kid named AJ who trains savage Pokémon and Ash being the cocky brat he is says he will wipe the floor with AJ so with that they left to go find AJ "You know Ash you should slow down I mean you didn't even really win those badges of yours they were given to you" Naruto says causes Ash to face fault while everyone else agrees with Naruto.
"I'll show you as I completely destroy AJ" Ash says with arrogance, as they arrived at AJ's 'gym' they see a sign saying 98 wins and 0 loses all of a sudden a guy with green hair come up saying he is going to destroy Ash and looks at Delia in a way that makes Naruto want to kill him more than he did that looser scientist.
After some more arrogance and mean comments they decided to battle with AJ sending out a sandshrew, while Ash sends out Pidgeotto, but not long after sandshrew hurls itself into the air and knocks out pidgeotto forcing Ash to send out butterfree but like pidgeotto butterfree is also knocked out causing Ash to go into depression.
After the battle AJ changes the sign outside to 99 wins 0 loses, but he lets his arrogance get the better of him as he says to Delia while looking at her ass if she was a piece of meat "Hey hot stuff how about you join me an be my girl instead of hanging out with losers" and just like that the temperature turns to freezing as the sky darkens
In Whirlpool
"Someone is going to be in so much pain soon" the Kyuubi says before she laughs hysterically
Back with the group
Naruto says in a deadly voice "Prepare to die" before he steps into the arena and draws out a pokeball while AJ keeps his sandshrew out trying not to piss his pants
On the sidelines Ash, Misty and Brock are terrified while Delia thinks of was to 'thank' Naruto for sticking up for her and her honor. Back in the arena Naruto yells out "Go Sora" before a sudden light come out of the pokeball and a Pokémon they never saw before comes out.
The Pokémon is mostly covered in black fur with a red mane, sharp claws, razor like teeth and piercing emerald green eyes "Say hello to Sora she is a Zoroark, an extremely rare Pokémon not found in this region but has a similar ability to a Pokémon of this region, say hello Sora" Naruto says while Sora lets out a terrifying shriek.
Ash trembles as he holds up Dexter so he can get the stats on Sora "Zoroark the illusion fox Pokémon like Ditto this Pokémon can transform into other species of Pokémon, humans or any object, this Pokémon is a known to be cunning and deadly approach with extreme caution"
And just like that everyone besides Delia and Naruto is shaking with fear "Alright Sora lets show them what happens when they mess with my mate use shadow ball follow up with night slash and finish it with hyper beam" and like that sandshrew is defeated, sent flying out of the ring and slamming into AJ's groin causing him to fall to his knees holding it in pain while Naruto smirks evilly. And just like that AJ's sign changed to 99 wins 1 loses and now he has to win a hundred more matches before he can leave to start his journey.
Once they left there they made camp with Delia 'thanking' Naruto all night long. A week later the group travels through a thick fog when Ash starts to complain he is starving to death which makes Misty hit him for complaining, but Brock just opens up his back and somehow pulls out a table and cooking tools along with a blender which makes everyone question his sanity since there are no electrical outlets in the forest.
As Brock starts cooking Delia decides to help him with Misty staying with them to keep them company leaving Naruto and Ash to get the fire wood. As they walk Ash decided to yell "Here fire wood, here fire wood come on out… well no fire wood here I guess" and with that Naruto just face palms and wonders if he got his IQ level from his father since there's no way he got his smarts from his Goddess Delia. As they continued to walk they came across a group of teens in suits with candles standing in the fog looking like they are some kind of cult but really catches their attention is the teen in the middle was running on a treadmill, which makes them wonder where the power supply is. After observing the group for some time they determined that this was some kind of training since the guy running was answering Pokémon questions.
Eventually the kid falls down making the others sigh before they make fun of him for not knowing an answer, then Ash runs in there like a dumbass to see what's going on. As Ash defends the student Misty comes out of nowhere and decides to help but Ash declines it saying he can beat them on his own "We don't fight here at Pokémon Tech, this isn't the stone age" one of them says which pisses Naruto off to no end and with that they all leave going back to their school besides the boy Ash saved.
Then out of nowhere Delia and Brock appear from the mist talking about Pokémon tech which turns out to be a bordering school only millionaire kids can go to. Which makes Ash pissed for some reason, and then all of a sudden the fog clears revealing a huge school but as they talked with the kid they saved he tells them he knew all the answers but plays dum so they don't make the questions harder since his parents saved up a lot of money to send him here.
As they talk Ash states this is a violation of student rights and that he must meet the student in charge of this program that is when the kid named Joe pulls out a photo of the student in charge showing her to them. In an instant Ash and Brock were saying she can violate their rights all day which earns them a punch on the head from Delia and Misty and a sigh from Naruto
As they walk in the school Joe says that Misty's gym is pathetic causing Misty to challenge him to a Pokémon battle where his weepingbell is destroyed by Staryu then out of nowhere then head student Giselle comes in with the other students making fun of Joe's failure. But the Giselle see's Naruto and her face blushes a deep crimson, which pisses Delia off to no end.
"Well hello their cutie my name's Giselle what's yours?" Giselle asked which makes Ash and Brock give their names in an instant. "No not you the cute one, him" Giselle says pointing to Naruto which causes Ash and Brock to go into depression with tiny rain clouds of their heads while Delia see's red and clenches her fist "Well… um I'm Naruto" Naruto says nervously while Giselle just walks up to him and says "How about you and me go somewhere quiet and get to know each other" and with that Delia snaps "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM YOU WHORE HE'S MY BOYFRIEND" Delia yells "Oh please what would an old hag like yourself know about pleasing young men you probably are just using him because your husband left you" Giselle says which causes silence to fill the area before Delia rushes at Giselle and starts to brutally beat her but before she can do any real damage she gets pulled off of Giselle and held tight in Naruto's arms as he attends to comfort her.
"you… you BITCH I WILL DESTROY YOU DO YOU HEAR ME DESTROY YOU" Giselle yells "You know what bring it bitch" Delia taunts "Fine tomorrow we will have a Pokémon battle and whoever wins gets to keep him" Giselle offers to which Delia agrees and with that they both walk off leaving a confused group in the dust before Naruto gets an idea and runs off.
And that's it folks(Looney Tunes rule!) now what's Naruto's idea and who will win the fight find out next time… most likely next weekend
