Yeah... I know... Hey, don't blame me! It's 1 AM on new years day and I was thinking about the movie the Fifth Element (amazing movie, btw. I highly recommend it) during the scene where Zorg walks in on Leeloo in the Diva's room and demands the stones and then starts shooting at her... Well, I was imagining it as Kanna instead of Leeloo there and somehow their conversation ended up at a world where everything was a banana... So I decided to write this. Enjoy!
Number nine: Kanna and Malem visit the banana people
"Dude! Everything is all... yellow... and banana shaped!"
"Dammit! I knew Z532-cork and X123-fish where the wrong coordinates! We were supposed to go to Phloston Paradise!"
"I know! But the real question is, where are we?"
Two girls stood amidst a sea of yellow, sticking out like a sore thumb.
"Ahhhhh!"
The two girls whipped around to see...
"Dude, Kanna, is that what I think it is?"
"If you are thinking a walking banana, then yeah Malem, it is."
Kanna and Malem stared blankly at the banana person while the banana person stared at them with fear.
"Ahhhh!"
"Ummm-"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hel-"
"Ahhhhh!"
Every time one of them tried to speak, the banana person screamed.
"Dude, this is just getting annoying." Malem whispered to Kanna, who nodded in agreement.
"Wait here, I have an idea." Kanna whispered back. She walked up to the banana, grabbed it by the shoulders and started to shake it. Violently.
"Dude! Pull! Yourself! Together!"
Malem stood off to the side, barely able to contain her laughter. Kanna stopped shaking and took a step back.
"Will you let us speak now?" Kanna inquired.
"Oh dear god! The monster talks!" The banana person exclaimed.
"Le gasp, they do." Malem commented sarcastically from the side lines.
"Yeah... Well, I'm Kanna and this is Malem." Kanna said, shooting a quick glare at Malem.
"I-I am Hersovelonutanakosurevanba."
"Come again?"
"You can call me Hershey."
"That works."
"OMG!? Like the chocolate company!?" Malem yelled, butting in.
"...What is this chocolate you speak of?"
"..."
"..."
"Oh my god! How can you now know what chocolate is!?"
"You clearly haven't lived!!!!"
"I am being very confused."
"Chocolate. Is. A. Food."
"Ah, I see..."
"No you don't."
"...yeah..."
"Well, anyway, we should be going. Do you know the coordinates for Phloston Paradise?" Kanna asked.
"No."
"Tch, too bad. Well, see ya later!" And with that, the two girls disappeared.
"What strange creatures." Hershey mumbled to it's self, walking away.
How did you like it? I know, total crack. It was a very weird idea... And as we all know, banana's do not have genders... or do they? Does someone out there know? If so, please tell me. Anyway, Please REVIEW!!!!! Until next time, Ja ne!
