Author's note: Okay, I honestly do not like this one very well, but it has been a while since you last heard of Raiden and you guys may actually like it. I don't want to deprive you of this silliness.

Raiden- Hello, this is Raiden. Spoiled thunder god who knows no difference between right and wrong. Leave a message.

*beep*

Scorpion- Hey man, I have seen the light. I have a new calling in life, I have decided to write poetry!!! I will show my more creative genius and my sensitive side with this experiment!!! I was going to ask for your opinion on a poem I have in mind... I'll call back.

*beep*

Sub-Zero- Okay man, so you thought it was pretty funny to get me drunk huh??? Explain to me just how I woke up inside a suana afterwards??? You know damn well I could've melted! You have some explaining to do buddy!!

*beep*

Sub-Zero- I take it back! Some of me has already melted!!! I cannot even take a piss or screw chicks anymore thanks to you!

*beep*

Fujin- I'm sorry to bother you but I seem to have misplaced my Wind Staff. Even if it does absolutely nothing it is still important to me. It makes me look like a badass and not some lame gimmick like the God Of Wind!!! Oh wait.....

*beep*

Bella Swan- For the last time you asshole, I am NOT interested in you! I prefer my guys to not have a pulse or a tan. You have both and it is quite disturbing! You also do not come across as a creepy stalker! What girl in their right mind wants a man who doesn't stalk??? Fuck you! I'm staying with what's-her-face!

*beep*

The Terminator- Hello. I was calling to see if you have acquired any time travel mechanisms for me to use, but it seems you are unable to process this call. I'll be back.

*beep*

Scorpion- Hey man, I am working so brilliantly on this poem that I think I have become the new king of poetry!!! Fuck you Edgar Allan Poe! Can't wait to send it to you.

*beep*

Raijin- You fucking plagarist! You do realize that I had this gimmick long before you came along right? "God Of Thunder and Lightning" my ass! I should sue you!

*beep*

The Terminator- I am back. Now though I no longer am in need of a time travel mechanism because I have been terminated from my job at terminating other terminators that tried to terminate people in the past. I have considered another job though...

*beep*

Answering Machine Voice- Hey! Some big dude just walked in and threw me out of my home, which is your answering machine! Now where will I go????

*beep*

Scorpion- okay, here is the genius poem:

*machine cuts off*

The Terminator- Hello. You have reached the end of the current messages. There are no more to compute. Hasta la vista, baby.