So Not Gay

"You know, if it weren't for Robin's and Zatanna's obvious infatuation with each other, I'd think you two were gay," remarked Artemis, watching the two battle in a video game.

"Hey! At least we aren't as obvious as you and Wally!" defended Robin.

Rolling her eyes, Artemis decided to be the bigger one and ignore that comment, continuing to explain her reasoning.

"In fact, I'd say Zatanna is the beard in this relationship. She's the one thing preventing your gayness."

Wally chucked a movie at her.

"Shut it blondie. You're one to speak, what with you and Zatanna. Where were you again on Halloween? Oh, that's right, off gallivanting ALONE with Zatanna."

"Don't even go there, Baywatch."

"Stay out of my love life and I'll stay out of yours!"

Off to the side, Zatanna and Robin commented quietly on the pair.

"'Stay out of my love life'. Oh the irony." said Robin, shaking his head mournfully.

"It'd be almost sad how oblivious they are to how they feel about each other... If it wasn't so hilarious." Zatanna smirked.

"Project Spitfire is underway." They exchanged a snicker.