A/N: Awesomeness! I luv writin this story, its so fun!
HueyFreemanRocksMyWorld- Haha. I got you, I got you :). Thank you. I had a really crazy debate with myself on what way should Huey help Jazzy. Oh and I didn't even think of the possibility of Huey helping her out when I thought of the whuppin Riley's ass ideal, thank you for that. The way he helped her out lead up to the chapter u just read. And don't woorrrry. Cindy doesn't like Huey, but she can't deny that he is attractive. In this Chapter Huey will be showing more of his...uh...how do you say...Freaky side to Cindy, just to mess with her. Its pretty funny. And also just to state, Huey is like one of those ppl in those kinda books. Jazmine will find that out later in the story. This is in reference to your end comment on how he was going to freak out a bit.
Bossman1- Ur comment made me laugh. Thank you for that.
Guest- Thank you. And POWER TO JUEY AND CILEY!
Joice- I love to write Hiro and Caesar's P.O.V cuz they are so random. I am very glad you liked it. I decided to end the chapter like that because I wanted you guys to know they were there. I love writin they P.O.V, but I usually forget to write it.
And for everyone...HUEY AND JAZMINE WILL BE TOGETHER :)
WARNING: DO NOT HATE ME FOR THIS CHAPTER! THE SACRIFICE IS WORTH IT!
Chapter 9- Pranks always ease the tension. Most of The Time.
Monday
May,19, 2014
Freeman Residence; Poolside
Cindy P.O.V
12:25 pm
At the moment We were all sitting in a circle on the floor in the rec room. All of us.
Snickers could be heard.
Ever since Riley woke up Two hours ago, we couldn't help but tease him.
Can ya blame us?!
The got his ass whupped by a 100 pound girl and ha beads. Then got his dick whupped. Thats what they call 'Comedy Gold'."
Duey woke up and hour after Riley. After enduring about ten straight minutes of us all snickering, he finally snapped and asked what was up. In response Hiro showed him the video. Ever heard birds of a fetha, Flock togetha? Cuz the nigga was laughin like a heyena. This seemed to piss Riley off more than he already was.
Back to the point.
Now why are we sitting in this circle, you ask?
Because Huey had stated that he wanted to make an public apology to Jazmine,Hiro, and Cee. When he stated this, Jazzy told him not to waste his time, because she only came here to get over this, not forgive him or his brother. Hiro and Caesar were in agreement. It was when he told them that after this apology there was no way that they could not forgive him, that they agreed to hear him out.
I was wondering how in the hell he was gonna pull that off. I stared at Riley. I had already forgiven him years ago. I'm not goin to tell him that tho. I wanna see the nigga crawl and beg first. The nigga seemed to be smirkin, as if this "Public Apology", was about to bring him much amusement. Which it probrably was. I stared at the EDT, and waited for him to speak.
Hiro P.O.V
I'm not the type of person to hold grudges. If I was, i will have less time for more entertaining activities. Such as record this little full proof public apology Huey is about to give. Besides, I gotta admit what Huey did to me was funny. At the time I was mad as hell, but when you think about it, it was hilarious.
(If your wondering what Huey did to Hiro, I'M NOT TELLING ;). You will have to wait until I get to the part where you absolutely have to know. i'm evil aren't I?)
Caesar P.O.V
Now i'm the type of guy to hold a grudge. But after I thought about what Huey did to me, it was pretty hilarious. Hiro and I were kinda pissed when he did it, but when ya look back at it, it was pretty funny. I just wanna see what this full proff apology is.
Jazzy P.O.V
There is no way imma forgive this nigga. I have totally changed and I've gotta new man. I'm never goin back.
Riley P.O.V
This shit gonna be some good revenge for this nigga manhandlin me yesterday. I just gotta find a way to get Jazzy back. Maybe, imma ask Cindy. No matter how much she acts like she hate me, I know she still love ha some Reezy. I just gotta get ha to admit it. This week gonna be fun.
Cairo P.O.V
As usual I was standing in a corner in the shadows watching over Jazmine. When I first heard about this little trip, I felt pissed. When I first met Jazmine when we were kids, It was a few weeks after Huey left. Ever since then, even though she denies it, i've always been her rebound guy. I truly do like Jazzy. When we met, she already knew who I was, but because of her recent fall out with Huey, she didn't resent me for how I treated him when he came back to Chicago. Deep in my heart I know if this apology goes well, Jazmine might break up with me for Huey. I know deep in her heart she's still in love with him. You don't break down the way she did over a guy you didn't care about when he moved away.
Duey P.O.V
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Riley P.O.V
Remind me to cause that nigga some permanent damage.
( Me: This is a T rated story so you can't kill a nigga.
Riley: There are worse Fates than death.
Me: Nigga you all kinds of twisted.)
Huey P.O.V
I held the bridge of my nose and sighed. I was not going to like these next few minutes of my life. Might as well get it over with. Don't put off tomorrow, what can be done today. Here goes...
"This rec room is mainly used by Riley and I." I stated getting confused looks from everyone. "So mostly everything in here belongs to either him or me. You all know how I love...meaningful literature."
I pointed to the book shelves on the patio that were full of books. A cirlcle of rocks around it."Those are my favorite ones."
"Can ya get to da point?" Cindy asked impatiently. I smirked at her and she squirmed.
I took two items out of my pocket and threw them at Caesar and Hiro. They inspected them and their faces broke out into Cheshire Cat grins.
Hiro P.O.V
Dude I was laughing as hard as Duey when I noticed this nigga threw me a box of matches. I looked over at Caesar who was holding a little bottle of gasoline. We didn't need much since the shelves were already wooden. I threw my camcorder to Riley.
Caesar P.O.V
Dude, this was too much. Hiro and I ran out to the patio before Huey changed his mind.
Dude, and when I tell you, The fire was big. It was BIG.
We came back in the room laughing harder than Duey.
Huey P.O.V
After seeing those two idiots smiling I turned to Jazmine.
Cindy P.O.V
This is gonna be good.
Jazzy P.O.V
I stared at Huey. I used to love this nigga. I know we were kids, but I really did love him. I'm not forgiving him for breaking my heart. As soon as the thought went through my mind, Huey started to walk towards me.
Now I was not expecting what happened next. This nigga pulled my legs apart, turned his back towards me, and sat between them Criss-cross-apple- sauce style. (anybody ever wonder why its called that?)
Da fuck?!
"Da fuck?!" I heard Cairo exclaim. "Nigga where the hell do you get off opening my girl's legs?!"
Cindy P.O.V
I had to cover my mouth to stop myself from laughin'. Huey's eyebrow was twitchin lika mother fucka. But what he did next is what made my jaw drop in disbelief.
This nigga done pulled out a battery powered hair clipper.
Riley P.O.V
OH.
Caesar P.O.V
MY.
Duey P.O.V
MOTHER.
Hiro P.O.V
FUCKING.
Cairo P.O.V
GOD.
Jazzy P.O.V
This nigga can't be serious? At the moment I was like eveyone else witnessing this wonder. Jaw dropped and in complete shock. This nigga isn't serious.
"You can dye it whatever color you want." Huey stated nodding his towards the well hidden hair dye tubes on a table in the far side of the room.
This nigga is serious.
THIS NIGGA IS SERIOUS?!
Cindy P.O.V
OH HELL NO. This is too fuckin much!
Hiro P.O.V
Oh my... I can't even say nothing bout this shit. This is...woo!
Jazzy P.O.V
I am still in complete shock. Huey. Huey Percival Freeman. The Ex-Domestic Terrorist. The dude who was known for his effective protest, empowering speeches, and his unusually large afro, was going to let me cut his hair... Oh my god.
"Just do it." Huey stated putting the hair clipper in my hand.
Oh my fucking...this is actually happening. "And I can dye it any color I want?" I asked timidly.
"Yes." Huey replied.
My jaw dropped.
Okay then.
I turned the device on.
Caesar P.O.V
Oh my god I can't watch!
Huey P.O.V
I screwed my eyes shut as I felt the first wave of hair fall off of my scalp.
Dammit.
Cairo P.O.V
I'm screwed. I'm fucking screwed.
Monday
May,19, 2014
Freeman Residence, Poolside
8:03 am
Hiro P.O.V
I couldn't stop laughin. I know it was wrong of me to, but I couldnt stop laughing.
Cindy P.O.V
It's snowin' ya'll It's snowin!
Caesar P.O.V
Okay, before these idiots get all carried away. Let me tell you why they are being stupider than usual. Ya remember yesterday, when Huey let Jazzy cut his hair and dye it whatever color she wanted.
Well, one,she gave him one of those styled vampire haircuts.
And, two?
She died his hair White and Blonde with red highlights.
Now ladies just picture it in your heads.
And after that we all sat around the fire and sung cheesy songs.
Huey P.O.V
At the moment I was just hangin out in the water trying to avoid the gazez of Riley and company. Just then, A bunch of water splashed in my face.
"Likin the new do?" Cindy asked chuckling.
"Yes, Cynthia I am." I replied.
"Nigga don't call me that." She threatned. "You just all sour because You found out about Cairo and Jazzy."
I sniffed at that last comment. "Fucking douche."
Cindy cackled. "Well you did literally open his girlfriends legs." She pointed out.
Suddenly an idea came to my head and I swam closer to Cindy.
"Are you jealous?" I whispered in her ear. "I can open yours too."
Cindy P.O.V
This nigga is rubbin on my leg.
I knew there was a reason I hated this nigga.
8:55 pm
Huey P.O.V
His room
I've never been so ticked in my life. Out of all people, she had to date Cairo.
I'm not the jealous type, But what's mine is mine. I'm not treating Jazmine like an object or anything, but she's MINE. And I don't lke to share.
Just then I heard Cindy's Voice singing to some stupid song about potions and pills.
Good.
I needed some amusement. I went over to my laptop and pulled up an interesting video. As soon as Cindy's voice got close enough to my door I pressed play.
Cindy P.O.V
I was jammin out with my MP3 player to the song "Pills and Potions" By Nicki Minaj, when I passed by Huey's door, and stopped in my tracks.
I ripped the earplugs out my ear and put it to his door and heard loud moaning.
OH HELL NO.
For some reason I could tell the noises weren't comin from people who were actually in the room.
"Oh hell no." I stated grinning. "This nigga watchin' porn. Some good stuff too." I listened closer.
"You can come watch it with me Cynthia." Huey's voice stated from the other side.
I froze.
"Come watch with me." He stated. "I promise I'll enlighten you on the things you don't understand."
Oh hell no.
"My little virgin."
2:23 am
Still Cindy P.O.V
under Huey's bed.
I'm about ta get revenge. I'm tired of this nigga .
I crawled out from unda the bed. I looked over at huey to make sure he was asleep. The nigga was out like a light. Good. I took a bottle of whip cream and spayed it all on huey's arm and stifled a giggle. I picked up a shot glass of EOS (Essence of sour) and gently placed it on his chin in way that the liquid would fall in his mouth if he ever woke up. Done. Next I looked around until I found the door I was lookin for. Figures the nigga would have a private bathroom. I quietly snuck in and closed the door behind me then set to work. I pulled out a few Lifesavers candy and unwrapped them. After that I unscrewed the shower head and put them in there. As I was screwing it back on, I heard a noise behind me, and was lifted up by a strong hand and slammed against the bathroom wall. I looked up to see Huey Freeman smirking down at me.
Shit.
The nigga started cackling and looked at the shower.
"Well," he stated. "We can't let all your hard work go to waste now can we?" he asked holding up the shot glass of EOS in his right hand.
I'm screwed.
Riley P.O.V
I layed in my bed thinkin on how I was gonna get Cindy to crack. Hell, maybe I could ask my brother. That shit he be doin to Cindy pisses me the hell off, but it's fucking funny. I mean, Did you see how fuckin' horrified she looked in the pool? That shit was classic.
A/N: What happened after the prank will be revealed next chapter. After watching the boondocks I have come to the conclusion that Huey and Cidy do not actually like eachother. They only deal with eachother because of Riley and Jazmine. So I thought in this story that they would show how much they disliked eachother by getting on eachother's nerves. Now you, viewers, have a few choices to make:
win back Jazmine should Huey:
A. Do whatever he just did to Cindy to Jazmine.
B. Sing her a song.
C. Buy her a gift.
D. Kill Cairo and comfort her after his death
E. Truly smile at her for the first time.
2. You witnessed a prank in today's chapter. Did you find it:
A. Hilarious
funny at all.
E. You don't fuckin know, that shit was too damn wierd.
3. Should Huey keep his hair cut?
Yes!
D. Hell No!
E. How could you cut his hair you demon?!
4. Do you want to know what Huey did to Hiro and Caesar?
A. Yes
B. No
Yes!
D. Hell No!
E. I don't think I wanna know
5. Do you know who else was a victim of Huey's Cruel Prank on Caesar and Hiro?
A. Granddad
B. Cindy
C. Crystal
D. Tom
E. Ming
6. Should Cindy:
A. Make Riley beg for forgiveness
B. Forgive Riley
C. Not Forgive Riley
D. Admit her feelings to Riley
E. I don't wanna make a decision yet, this shit is gettin too good.
7. Do you like the idea of a prank war between the characters?
A. Yes
B. No
Yes!
D. Hell No!
E. Why?
8. Should Riley and Huey double team Cindy just ta mess with her head?
A. Yes
B. No
Yes!
D. Hell No!
E. I truly have no comment to that.
